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2021-03-04 4:09:42 PM  
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2021-03-04 4:11:47 PM  
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2021-03-04 4:17:29 PM  
Soup.
 
2021-03-04 4:31:59 PM  
Soooouuuup of the eeeeeevening,
Beauuuuuutiful soooouuuuup!
 
2021-03-04 4:37:51 PM  
Soup is Good Food
Youtube 6WR3kziiz7g
Evening everyone, soup is good food.
 
2021-03-04 4:52:11 PM  
Mind Soup - Day 42
Youtube L5GYW5Tv_QQ
 
2021-03-04 4:57:19 PM  
I have decided the people on the CDC hotline have no idea about the medical profession.
 
2021-03-04 5:00:18 PM  

freddyV: I have decided the people on the CDC hotline have no idea about the medical profession.


Probably just a call center in Clearwater, FL
 
2021-03-04 5:01:38 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: freddyV: I have decided the people on the CDC hotline have no idea about the medical profession.

Probably just a call center in Clearwater, FL


Yeah
The person I talked to didn't even know basic medical terms.
Wouldn't you think they would have a rudimentary knowledge?
 
2021-03-04 5:05:25 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: freddyV: I have decided the people on the CDC hotline have no idea about the medical profession.

Probably just a call center in Clearwater, FL


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2021-03-04 5:06:08 PM  
My Eau de Space arrived today!!!!! Now I'm just waiting for Eau de Luna, which will hopefully be here within a couple days.

I got in on the original Kickstarter, and I've been waiting anxiously for both to arrive, since one of them is a belated birthday present for Faraday. We're both space nerds, so I told them that there will be two options for their gift coming, and they get to choose which one they like better. I'll keep the other one.
 
2021-03-04 5:19:04 PM  
A grassfire shut down I-80 for a bit today.
You can see how fast it spread.

Wow

https://www.ketv.com/article/watch-da​s​hcam-video-shows-grass-fire-that-shut-​down-stretch-of-i-80/35730317
 
2021-03-04 5:19:50 PM  
https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/136​7​572421981704193?s=20

After Senate opens debate on a 51-50 vote, Ron Johnson forces the Senate clerks to read the 628-page bill. Could take anywhere from 8-10 hours, senators estimate
 
2021-03-04 5:21:30 PM  
https://twitter.com/AmyLeighP/status/​1​367514978006278160?s=20

Shark attack,
Shark attack,
GET OUT OF THE WATER AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
Shark attack,
Shark attack,
AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2021-03-04 5:23:06 PM  
That's funny, I'm making a sausage tortellini SOUP for dinner tonight. I hope it's good. It looks good.
 
2021-03-04 5:26:05 PM  
bleh
 
2021-03-04 5:26:42 PM  
Instead of a kiss cam, some NBA team has a hand sanitizer cam.
If you ask me, it looks like it should be on some pron website.

https://twitter.com/IJamEcono/status/​1​367168369808580610
 
2021-03-04 5:30:46 PM  
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Ahoy-hoy good people. Looks like I still need to keep an eye on the ocean today but I'm hoping this watch gets cancelled soon. But for now, back to work!
 
2021-03-04 5:31:34 PM  
And just as I hit 'add comment' I get an email update that the watch has been cancelled. Yay science!
 
2021-03-04 5:32:34 PM  
The last few days have been a blur of tending to never-ending responsibilities and trying to find moments of joy throughout it all.
Beach walks with Indy always bring joy:
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And coastal rides at sunset also bring smiles to faces.
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If a tsunami is expected to show up later today, we might have to bust out the drone to see what all the fuss is about.
Hope everyone is well :)
 
2021-03-04 5:32:54 PM  
But still don't ever turn your back on the ocean. She remembers when you do that.
 
2021-03-04 5:32:59 PM  
 
2021-03-04 5:38:36 PM  
It's shorts weather here
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2021-03-04 5:39:08 PM  
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2021-03-04 5:41:08 PM  
Lola Montez is mad she has an ear infection and otomax sucks

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2021-03-04 5:48:12 PM  
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2021-03-04 5:50:15 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: It's shorts weather here
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It's 37 here, but all three of those photos are remarkably clear and not blurry at all. Therefore, I am convinced that your account has been hacked. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR KEES?!?
 
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2021-03-04 5:51:06 PM  
TIL that Birb and Launcher both like almond milk.
 
2021-03-04 5:53:49 PM  

Dallymo: https://twitter.com/AmyLeighP/status/​1​367514978006278160?s=20

Shark attack,
Shark attack,
GET OUT OF THE WATER AND DON'T LOOK BACK!
Shark attack,
Shark attack,
AAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!


"j crew got that vibranium swimsuit"
 
2021-03-04 5:55:12 PM  

TBC: Cornelis de Gyselaer: It's shorts weather here
45

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It's 37 here, but all three of those photos are remarkably clear and not blurry at all. Therefore, I am convinced that your account has been hacked. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR KEES?!?


I tried really hard to do well for once-in-a-lifetime
 
2021-03-04 5:55:14 PM  
A man has spent 26 years in prison for murder.

The state's only witness recanted.
2 other people have confessed.

Yet the Missouri Supreme Court says no new trial for the man.

https://apnews.com/article/st-louis-t​r​ials-michael-brown-courts-30687d06b296​40ca94206d2917ede421
 
2021-03-04 5:58:18 PM  
Flipped through all the channels.

Can't find the Trump inauguration anywhere on TV.

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2021-03-04 6:07:29 PM  

freddyV: Flipped through all the channels.

Can't find the Trump inauguration anywhere on TV.

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Did you try C-SCAM?
 
2021-03-04 6:12:12 PM  

freddyV: Flipped through all the channels.

Can't find the Trump inauguration anywhere on TV.

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You have to adjust the foil on your head 1st.
 
2021-03-04 6:17:03 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:20:35 PM  

freddyV: Flipped through all the channels.

Can't find the Trump inauguration anywhere on TV.

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Hey, I think you can just barely make out a nipple!


/kids these days have no idea how bad we had it
 
2021-03-04 6:26:30 PM  

freddyV: Unbridled Apathy: freddyV: I have decided the people on the CDC hotline have no idea about the medical profession.

Probably just a call center in Clearwater, FL

Yeah
The person I talked to didn't even know basic medical terms.
Wouldn't you think they would have a rudimentary knowledge?


Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?
 
2021-03-04 6:30:55 PM  

Restless Lip Syndrome: The last few days have been a blur of tending to never-ending responsibilities and trying to find moments of joy throughout it all.
Beach walks with Indy always bring joy:
[Fark user image image 422x750]And coastal rides at sunset also bring smiles to faces.
[Fark user image image 422x750]If a tsunami is expected to show up later today, we might have to bust out the drone to see what all the fuss is about.
Hope everyone is well :)


My motorcycle is jealous of your motorcycle right now.
 
2021-03-04 6:33:03 PM  
Thrice - The Earth Will Shake [Audio]
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2021-03-04 6:37:25 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:47:17 PM  

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2021-03-04 6:49:39 PM  
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W00f
 
2021-03-04 6:50:26 PM  

dr_blasto: Restless Lip Syndrome: The last few days have been a blur of tending to never-ending responsibilities and trying to find moments of joy throughout it all.
Beach walks with Indy always bring joy:
[Fark user image image 422x750]And coastal rides at sunset also bring smiles to faces.
[Fark user image image 422x750]If a tsunami is expected to show up later today, we might have to bust out the drone to see what all the fuss is about.
Hope everyone is well :)

My motorcycle is jealous of your motorcycle right now.


It's that time of year, the itchy days of late winter when riding weather seems tantalizingly close and a season of obsessively scrolling through Craigslist has got Mr. Dallymo contemplating trading the Speedmaster in on a Tiger.  Kinder ergonomics for him--he says his nineteen-year-old brain is telling him to get the new Trident but his *mumble mumble*-year-old hips are telling him the Tiger is the way to go.
 
2021-03-04 6:50:46 PM  
If I am ever a senator, I am going to submit the entire text of HP Lovecraft's "Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath" as a bill and have the parliamentarian read it aloud. On a good day, it takes 5-6 hours. Oh, but the parliamentarian will not be reading from RH Barlow's typeset copy of the original manuscript or its derivatives--no, they will be reading from the original manuscript itself, written in Lovecraft's chaotic flowing cursive on the backs and blank spaces of the paper of re-used correspondence, because that was the only thing he could afford. That should easily double the time.

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2021-03-04 6:50:56 PM  
w00t!  I planted vegetable starts today!

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The two established plants are volunteer California poppies.

On the left, from near to far - broccoli, poppies, three Brussels sprouts, a tomato

On the right, from near to far - three Brussels sprouts, a patch of acorn squash seeds, a different tomato, broccoli
 
2021-03-04 6:51:35 PM  
I wanna try this.

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2021-03-04 6:52:56 PM  
Oh! And down the middle there's a few kernels of corn!
 
2021-03-04 6:53:30 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: w00t!  I planted vegetable starts today!

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The two established plants are volunteer California poppies.

On the left, from near to far - broccoli, poppies, three Brussels sprouts, a tomato

On the right, from near to far - three Brussels sprouts, a patch of acorn squash seeds, a different tomato, broccoli


No jalapenos?
 
2021-03-04 7:01:03 PM  

freddyV: Sarah Jessica Farker: w00t!  I planted vegetable starts today!

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The two established plants are volunteer California poppies.

On the left, from near to far - broccoli, poppies, three Brussels sprouts, a tomato

On the right, from near to far - three Brussels sprouts, a patch of acorn squash seeds, a different tomato, broccoli

No jalapenos?


They didn't have any jalapeño starts! I couldn't find any pepper starts at all.
 
2021-03-04 7:07:48 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: freddyV: Sarah Jessica Farker: w00t!  I planted vegetable starts today!

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The two established plants are volunteer California poppies.

On the left, from near to far - broccoli, poppies, three Brussels sprouts, a tomato

On the right, from near to far - three Brussels sprouts, a patch of acorn squash seeds, a different tomato, broccoli

No jalapenos?

They didn't have any jalapeño starts! I couldn't find any pepper starts at all.


The nerve of that guy.  Jalapeno business.
 
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