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2021-03-04 11:28:20 PM  

drewbob: Fark that Pixel: •Spread cornmeal on tea towel in bowel
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Man this is going to be the sourest dough ever.


why is that?
 
2021-03-04 11:30:22 PM  
The following really have nothing to do with the invasion, but all are q_j originals ...

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2021-03-04 11:36:08 PM  

akimbotoo: Bathia_Mapes: The Ice Queen: For some reason, I was thinking the cat she was escorting was Delta.
I wonder how Delta and Vanna are doing post Invasion tour?

Maybe I'm confused, but I thought Delta was one of the kittens in cretinbob and domari's care.

I remember Delta as being special needs and they were going to keep her.  Vanna was her mom.


That's right, Vanna arrived at Little Mews malnourished and very pregnant. She ended up giving birth to 8 kittens, 4 stillborn, the other 3 too small to survive very long. We fought to keep Delta going, but was never quite right.

Vanna went off to Texas, Delta stayed with us.  Delta was so adorable, quirky, she remained small and had issues but she was very much loved by everyone who saw her. Especially here on Caturday. She had her own calendar, Christmas ornaments, and "Flat Delta" had a lot of adventures!

A couple years ago, Delta started to go downhill fast, we had to send her off to the bridge. :(  It was sad to let her go, but she was with us longer than we thought she would be.

Delta will remain be in our hearts forever.

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2021-03-04 11:37:10 PM  
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2021-03-04 11:40:20 PM  
Vanna and Delta....

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2021-03-04 11:55:57 PM  

domari: sherpa18: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Happy Carturday everbuddy!

I remember the Alien/Vanna tour!  It was the weekend of the Binghamton St Patrick's Parade.  Arrived at the motel around two in the afternoon half in the bag, and left at two or three AM in the same condition.

It was Domari, Cretin Bob, me, Alien, and one or two local lurkers I think.  Best damn time I had in BungnTurd, even if I did pass out at the Ground Round!

Alien?  If you're reading this, please know that I forgive you guys.  Even though you DID stick me with the check!!

;-{D

I can testify that you were indeed all in the bag because you don't remember the rest of us (but you did do a great job holding up the wall y'all were leaning on)  :o)

Ha, you beat me to it. There were several more there he didn't remember, or see.
I do have a picture of him still standing upright, it was still early.


LOL. One more q_j original before I scurry off to bed....
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2021-03-05 12:00:46 AM  

Fark that Pixel: drewbob: Fark that Pixel: •Spread cornmeal on tea towel in bowel
Transfer smooth-side down to bowel. Pinch

Man this is going to be the sourest dough ever.

why is that?


Never mind, just me trying to be funny on fark with the bowel vs. bowl typo.
 
2021-03-05 12:01:07 AM  

domari: Vanna and Delta....

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2021-03-05 12:02:42 AM  
domari:That's right, Vanna arrived at Little Mews malnourished and very pregnant. She ended up giving birth to 8 kittens, 4 stillborn, the other 3 too small to survive very long. We fought to keep Delta going, but was never quite right.

Vanna went off to Texas, Delta stayed with us.  Delta was so adorable, quirky, she remained small and had issues but she was very much loved by everyone who saw her. Especially here on Caturday. She had her own calendar, Christmas ornaments, and "Flat Delta" had a lot of adventures!

A couple years ago, Delta started to go downhill fast, we had to send her off to the bridge. :(  It was sad to let her go, but she was with us longer than we thought she would be.

Delta will remain be in our hearts forever.

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2021-03-05 12:08:37 AM  
And while I would love to stay and play ...

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2021-03-05 12:09:12 AM  

drewbob: Fark that Pixel: drewbob: Fark that Pixel: •Spread cornmeal on tea towel in bowel
Transfer smooth-side down to bowel. Pinch

Man this is going to be the sourest dough ever.

why is that?

Never mind, just me trying to be funny on fark with the bowel vs. bowl typo.


:-)
 
2021-03-05 12:11:14 AM  

drewbob: Fark that Pixel: drewbob: Fark that Pixel: •Spread cornmeal on tea towel in bowel
Transfer smooth-side down to bowel. Pinch

Man this is going to be the sourest dough ever.

why is that?

Never mind, just me trying to be funny on fark with the bowel vs. bowl typo.


cant believe I never saw that!
 
2021-03-05 12:14:05 AM  

domari: akimbotoo: Bathia_Mapes: The Ice Queen: For some reason, I was thinking the cat she was escorting was Delta.
I wonder how Delta and Vanna are doing post Invasion tour?

Maybe I'm confused, but I thought Delta was one of the kittens in cretinbob and domari's care.

I remember Delta as being special needs and they were going to keep her.  Vanna was her mom.

That's right, Vanna arrived at Little Mews malnourished and very pregnant. She ended up giving birth to 8 kittens, 4 stillborn, the other 3 too small to survive very long. We fought to keep Delta going, but was never quite right.

Vanna went off to Texas, Delta stayed with us.  Delta was so adorable, quirky, she remained small and had issues but she was very much loved by everyone who saw her. Especially here on Caturday. She had her own calendar, Christmas ornaments, and "Flat Delta" had a lot of adventures!

A couple years ago, Delta started to go downhill fast, we had to send her off to the bridge. :(  It was sad to let her go, but she was with us longer than we thought she would be.

Delta will remain be in our hearts forever.

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Delta was where she was supposed to be. I am so very glad she had you to love and care for her unconditionally.
 
2021-03-05 12:51:08 AM  
Ok, here is the start of some of my Alien Invasion photos I saved in a special file on my computer, first the map:
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2021-03-05 12:52:13 AM  
Now one for Sherpa:

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2021-03-05 1:10:30 AM  
Oops, one more:
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2021-03-05 1:11:29 AM  

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Lar Jorgen - Another Caturdayer who has gone, but is not forgotten ♥
 
2021-03-05 1:19:18 AM  

lilyspad: Is that for sky miles?


The luggage tag came from learning that Alien's flight to New York was on Delta from photos taken at the gate, and that Vanna's surviving kitten was named Delta. The threads leading up to the tour frequently mentioned "pink ops," which the previous me probably found amusing (I farkregenerated five years ago). So, I created the luggage tag for a SkyMiles elite level beyond Diamond Medallion.

I can't say what all the privileges are, except maybe unlimited booze during beverage service and companion passes so any number of cats can occupy seats. Maybe there's hushpuppies on the service cart too and the flight attendants have to administer head skritches upon request when the seat belt light is off.

I hear on Delta's new A350 aircraft, there is a litter box in an overhead compartment each in Delta One and Premium Select cabins so cats don't have to risk getting sucked down into the blue lav juice tank when they flush.
 
2021-03-05 1:23:50 AM  
It's been a while since I've posted Georgia, but she's still at it, clawing at my pants and trying to jump onto the desk as I work. Here, she's a little disappointed that I didn't serve her a roast chicken.
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2021-03-05 1:47:53 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: akimbotoo: [Fark user image 640x480]

Lar Jorgen - Another Caturdayer who has gone, but is not forgotten ♥


That was who I thought that was, thanks.
 
2021-03-05 1:55:08 AM  

drewbob: Fark that Pixel: drewbob: Fark that Pixel: •Spread cornmeal on tea towel in bowel
Transfer smooth-side down to bowel. Pinch

Man this is going to be the sourest dough ever.

why is that?

Never mind, just me trying to be funny on fark with the bowel vs. bowl typo.


I once went to an Indian restaurant that had "sweet bowels" for dessert.

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2021-03-05 2:05:11 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: drewbob: Fark that Pixel: drewbob: Fark that Pixel: •Spread cornmeal on tea towel in bowel
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Man this is going to be the sourest dough ever.

why is that?

Never mind, just me trying to be funny on fark with the bowel vs. bowl typo.

I once went to an Indian restaurant that had "sweet bowels" for dessert.

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Not sure I want to know :-)
 
2021-03-05 4:24:19 AM  

bobug: Tomorrow... We are going to peeve all the CAT5 right off... They will be shut in bedrooms (Mo and Major together in one. The others together), while we get a new HVAC system and water heater. Oy.

Giving Dres and Ush time, because they get salty. Got Ush on my lap, and Dres on my arm.

Here is Ush this morning . She was bllrrling up a storm and I had to keep her distracted by moving my hand, because she always runs up to me. Such RBF.
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She is such a her, and I love her to death. Who would guess she barely hits 6 pounds?


I love her coloring -- especially her face
 
2021-03-05 4:30:36 AM  

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Boo Boo facing down my drone yesterday from second story window.   Don't think she has ever seen one before, she didn't flinch or move a muscle - talk about a little tiger 😎☮🕉


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2021-03-05 4:35:47 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: bobug: SpaceMonkey-66: Well, its been another crazy week, hope everyone is doing well.  Hard to have emergency eye surgery for two retinal tears monday.  Was hosting a zoom presentation last friday, we are ditching Solarwinds for our IT shop and an replacing it with Microsoft SCOM.  About halfway through, in my right eye, I saw exactly what you'd see if you dropped a drop of ink into a glass.  But, it was blood from a burst blood vessel.  As mentioned, my retina tore in two places.  Should heal though and the beaucoup specks/floaters in my eye should go away in a few weeks.  Something ✝🕉 told me to get it checked out fast, glad I did.

Bertha. (The F100, if u don't know) is getting her side pipes removed today as one of them blew a baffle straight out the back.  End of an era, they've been on there since 1976.  Decided to drop in MagnaFlows and exiting in front of rear wheels with multiple chrome tips per side.  Should look pretty good.  Nice that it looks like the stim checks we are getting next week should cover it.

Wow. So glad they could fix it. Any idea why your eye shredded? Solar winds isn't that bad!

The eye, I asked the doc about it and he told me that it comes with growing older.  Wasnt anything i did or didn't do to cause it (shrug).  Considering that my fav hobby is rc helis, I was pretty worried about loss of eyesight.  But, it should heal fine.

As for Solarwinds, it wasnt a bad product overall, but their Support wasnt for shiat.  The decision came down from our Security team anyway.  SCOM does far better monitoring DFS Replication backlogs, etc anyway.  That's important as we use virtual desktops extensively.

Verified today from HR that im retiring in 21 months (Dec 27, 2022)!!!!!!  There's a light at the end of the tunnel, and its not an oncoming train....


Wow. That is wonderful news (I hope?). And I hope you are satisfied with what that retirement is looking like for you
 
2021-03-05 4:37:04 AM  

Morchella: I don't think I've posted a photo of the newest cat in our family. Misty:

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What is Misty's story?
She is a beauty.
 
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