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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   "94-year-old crossing guard has no plans to slow down" I'm no expert but this seems like a terrible quality in a crossing guard   ( divider line
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2021-03-04 7:46:41 PM  
"Where's the nearest farmer's market?"
2021-03-04 7:56:55 PM  
I wonder how many times a horse has bitten her.
2021-03-04 8:28:42 PM  
Good on her. I hope to be a crossing guard some day. Kids rule, but they're dumb as a rock. Someone needs to make sure they don't get their asses run over. Might as well be me.

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2021-03-04 9:08:43 PM  

blackhalo: "Where's the nearest farmer's market?"

She's just trying to grow her own vegetables.
2021-03-04 9:53:29 PM  
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2021-03-04 10:47:53 PM  
I heard it has now been discovered that he was a crossing guard in a Nazi prison camp, and is now being deported to Germany to stand trial.
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