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(WCPO Cincinnati)   See, this is why you want the kids back in school. That way the kid can't tell the teacher that her mom is next door with a knife stabbing a three year old. If she was in school, she wouldn't know until later & the teacher couldn't call the cops   (wcpo.com) divider line
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2021-03-04 8:09:35 PM  
Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.
 
2021-03-04 8:11:28 PM  
Subby might try reading the story. The neighbor stabbed the 3yr not the mother. The mother was a witness who was attempting to save her child.  Way to completely botch the headlines and shame on the person who approved the link without reading it too.
 
2021-03-04 8:13:31 PM  
Boy, they really seemed excited by the concept of a 'ceramic knife'. They're just knives, really, and most are just a ceramic coating on a metal blade. There is absolutely zero significance in the face that it was a ceramic knife.
 
2021-03-04 8:26:47 PM  
I don't understand how any of this was caught on a Zoom camera.  I mean if they're going to the bus, class isn't in session yet, is it?
 
2021-03-04 8:30:23 PM  

KoreanZombie: Subby might try reading the story. The neighbor stabbed the 3yr not the mother. The mother was a witness who was attempting to save her child.  Way to completely botch the headlines and shame on the person who approved the link without reading it too.


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2021-03-04 8:30:56 PM  
Lets not rule out self defense just yet; the kid might have been singing baby shark.
 
2021-03-04 8:34:15 PM  

big pig peaches: Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.


"They" can be used as a gender neutral singular pronoun.
 
2021-03-04 8:44:31 PM  
Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.
 
2021-03-04 8:46:16 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.


Better to learn that early.
 
2021-03-04 8:47:28 PM  

talkertopc: big pig peaches: Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.

"They" can be used as a gender neutral singular pronoun.


Except they already identified the attacker as a woman.
 
2021-03-04 8:53:06 PM  
I've always said that whenever you have the urge to stab a 3 year-old you need to just sit right down and have a long discussion with yourself about what sort of person you've become.
 
2021-03-04 8:57:34 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.


The article didn't say where he was stabbed...
 
2021-03-04 9:01:00 PM  

big pig peaches: talkertopc: big pig peaches: Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.

"They" can be used as a gender neutral singular pronoun.

Except they already identified the attacker as a woman.


You seem triggered by pronouns.
 
2021-03-04 9:06:28 PM  

Ponzholio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

The article didn't say where he was stabbed...


It was in the third paragraph. He was "standing in the driveway holding a Baby Yoda toy"
 
2021-03-04 9:08:01 PM  
Story is a bit confusing: If the kid was stabbed in the driveway, how did the teacher of another child witness it over zoom?
 
2021-03-04 9:08:30 PM  

cautionflag: Ponzholio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

The article didn't say where he was stabbed...

It was in the third paragraph. He was "standing in the driveway holding a Baby Yoda toy"

 
2021-03-04 9:08:59 PM  

namegoeshere: cautionflag: Ponzholio: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

The article didn't say where he was stabbed...

It was in the third paragraph. He was "standing in the driveway holding a Baby Yoda toy"


Bold failed. I failed. Trying again.
 
2021-03-04 9:10:21 PM  

talkertopc: big pig peaches: Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.

"They" can be used as a gender neutral singular pronoun.


"They" is a a transphobic copout.

/prefer hesheit myself
 
2021-03-04 9:12:35 PM  

KoreanZombie: Subby might try reading the story. The neighbor stabbed the 3yr not the mother. The mother was a witness who was attempting to save her child.  Way to completely botch the headlines and shame on the person who approved the link without reading it too.


Or, and stay with me here, the story was updated in the 5 hours between the time it hit the main page & the time it was offered up to the Fark gods & greened...

Original story was mother of student went & stabbed the kid while daughter freaked out to the teacher.  No mention of the toddler's mother anywhere to be found or her calling of 911, just the teacher doing so.

/Subby
 
2021-03-04 9:16:33 PM  
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2021-03-04 9:19:24 PM  

Recoil Therapy: KoreanZombie: Subby might try reading the story. The neighbor stabbed the 3yr not the mother. The mother was a witness who was attempting to save her child.  Way to completely botch the headlines and shame on the person who approved the link without reading it too.

Or, and stay with me here, the story was updated in the 5 hours between the time it hit the main page & the time it was offered up to the Fark gods & greened...

Original story was mother of student went & stabbed the kid while daughter freaked out to the teacher.  No mention of the toddler's mother anywhere to be found or her calling of 911, just the teacher doing so.

/Subby


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Either way this story has 10lbs of crazy in a 5C° fanny pack.
 
2021-03-04 9:22:24 PM  

Invincible: big pig peaches: talkertopc: big pig peaches: Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.

"They" can be used as a gender neutral singular pronoun.

Except they already identified the attacker as a woman.

You seem triggered by pronouns.


I'm triggered by Debbies.
 
2021-03-04 9:32:13 PM  

Mikey1969: Boy, they really seemed excited by the concept of a 'ceramic knife'. They're just knives, really, and most are just a ceramic coating on a metal blade. There is absolutely zero significance in the face that it was a ceramic knife.


Perhaps, but I'll admit that I cringed even harder when I reached the term "ceramic knife". Ceramic can be almost terrifyingly sharp.
 
2021-03-04 9:36:03 PM  
For some reason I've never liked it when people use the term wherewithal , seems like a made up word or a word people use to sound smart.

/probably just me
 
2021-03-04 9:37:25 PM  

KoreanZombie: Subby might try reading the story. The neighbor stabbed the 3yr not the mother. The mother was a witness who was attempting to save her child.  Way to completely botch the headlines and shame on the person who approved the link without reading it too.


In fairness to them, I read the article and still have no idea how the student or the teacher were involved at all. Was the mom also the teacher?
 
2021-03-04 9:38:44 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.


That's how Tina fey got the scar on her face. She was playing in her front yard when she was like 7 and some random psycho jumped out a car and cut her face with a razor. Or a knife. I don't remember exactly.
 
2021-03-04 9:40:20 PM  
3-year-olds are going to school on the bus now?

namegoeshere: Story is a bit confusing: If the kid was stabbed in the driveway, how did the teacher of another child witness it over zoom?


The witness was a kid next door I guess, so probably she just looked out the window and saw what was happening, and described it to the teacher.
 
2021-03-04 9:42:10 PM  

aagrajag: Mikey1969: Boy, they really seemed excited by the concept of a 'ceramic knife'. They're just knives, really, and most are just a ceramic coating on a metal blade. There is absolutely zero significance in the face that it was a ceramic knife.

Perhaps, but I'll admit that I cringed even harder when I reached the term "ceramic knife". Ceramic can be almost terrifyingly sharp.


It's not sharper than metal in general, but it stays sharp way longer. We used to use ceramic blades to trim burrs off of steel parts when they came out of the mill, back when I was a machinist.
 
2021-03-04 9:53:10 PM  

big pig peaches: Invincible: big pig peaches: talkertopc: big pig peaches: Officials have identified the suspect and taken them into custody. Charges will soon be filed.

I see they are already going for the split personality defense.

"They" can be used as a gender neutral singular pronoun.

Except they already identified the attacker as a woman.

You seem triggered by pronouns.

I'm triggered by Debbies.


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2021-03-04 10:10:06 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

That's how Tina fey got the scar on her face. She was playing in her front yard when she was like 7 and some random psycho jumped out a car and cut her face with a razor. Or a knife. I don't remember exactly.


I almost Googled that, but then I said 'there's no way someone would make up something as insane as that just for shiats in a Fark thread, so it's probably true'. So I'll just go with my initial WTF instead.

WHAT THE FARK!?!?!
 
2021-03-04 10:19:04 PM  

wxboy: 3-year-olds are going to school on the bus now?

namegoeshere: Story is a bit confusing: If the kid was stabbed in the driveway, how did the teacher of another child witness it over zoom?

The witness was a kid next door I guess, so probably she just looked out the window and saw what was happening, and described it to the teacher.


OK, that was the last bit. I think I get it now. This was a little bit harder than it needed to be.
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2021-03-04 11:21:24 PM  

Raider_dad: For some reason I've never liked it when people use the term wherewithal , seems like a made up word or a word people use to sound smart.

/probably just me


It's a perfectly cromulent word.
 
2021-03-04 11:25:04 PM  

Raider_dad: For some reason I've never liked it when people use the term wherewithal , seems like a made up word or a word people use to sound smart.

/probably just me


Perspicacity is the key to sanity.
 
2021-03-05 1:02:30 AM  

Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Natalie Portmanteau: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

That's how Tina fey got the scar on her face. She was playing in her front yard when she was like 7 and some random psycho jumped out a car and cut her face with a razor. Or a knife. I don't remember exactly.

I almost Googled that, but then I said 'there's no way someone would make up something as insane as that just for shiats in a Fark thread, so it's probably true'. So I'll just go with my initial WTF instead.

WHAT THE FARK!?!?!


I may have her age wrong, but its for sure true.
 
2021-03-05 1:12:20 AM  

LoneVVolf: Lets not rule out self defense just yet; the kid might have been singing baby shark.


As long as it's not Finger Family. *shudder*
 
2021-03-05 1:15:00 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Natalie Portmanteau: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

That's how Tina fey got the scar on her face. She was playing in her front yard when she was like 7 and some random psycho jumped out a car and cut her face with a razor. Or a knife. I don't remember exactly.

I almost Googled that, but then I said 'there's no way someone would make up something as insane as that just for shiats in a Fark thread, so it's probably true'. So I'll just go with my initial WTF instead.

WHAT THE FARK!?!?!

I may have her age wrong, but its for sure true.


Seems she was 5.
 
2021-03-05 1:18:33 AM  

Recoil Therapy: KoreanZombie: Subby might try reading the story. The neighbor stabbed the 3yr not the mother. The mother was a witness who was attempting to save her child.  Way to completely botch the headlines and shame on the person who approved the link without reading it too.

Or, and stay with me here, the story was updated in the 5 hours between the time it hit the main page & the time it was offered up to the Fark gods & greened...

Original story was mother of student went & stabbed the kid while daughter freaked out to the teacher.  No mention of the toddler's mother anywhere to be found or her calling of 911, just the teacher doing so.

/Subby


I think it's even more confusing reading TFA after the correction.
 
2021-03-05 1:25:53 AM  

RedVentrue: Natalie Portmanteau: Jerry Curlan's Horsey: Natalie Portmanteau: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.

That's how Tina fey got the scar on her face. She was playing in her front yard when she was like 7 and some random psycho jumped out a car and cut her face with a razor. Or a knife. I don't remember exactly.

I almost Googled that, but then I said 'there's no way someone would make up something as insane as that just for shiats in a Fark thread, so it's probably true'. So I'll just go with my initial WTF instead.

WHAT THE FARK!?!?!

I may have her age wrong, but its for sure true.

Seems she was 5.


Meh. The important part is some crazy rando slashed a child's face for seemingly no reason.

And unless she's going to turn a corner HARD in the next few years, I doubt they were time travelers.
 
2021-03-05 1:27:57 AM  

Mikey1969: Boy, they really seemed excited by the concept of a 'ceramic knife'. They're just knives, really, and most are just a ceramic coating on a metal blade. There is absolutely zero significance in the face that it was a ceramic knife.


But what if she sneaks it on an airplane?? She could stab every crying three year old on that fight!

...quick, someone get this woman on a plane!
 
2021-03-05 2:38:37 AM  

namegoeshere: Story is a bit confusing: If the kid was stabbed in the driveway, how did the teacher of another child witness it over zoom?


'Driveway' is a euphemism for crotch?
 
2021-03-05 4:44:04 AM  

Ponzholio: The article didn't say where he was stabbed...


In the butt, Bob.
 
2021-03-05 7:01:57 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Wow.  Imagine being the kid that got stabbed.  For the rest of his life he will always know that no matter where he is or what he's doing or how safe he feels he should be, it's entirely possible that a psycho could roll up and shiv your ass.


Well that could happen to anyone technically
 
2021-03-05 7:26:48 AM  
Gonna be real disappointed with our justice system if the assailant isn't covered in molasses and staked to an ant hill.
 
2021-03-05 11:23:35 AM  

ski9600: I don't understand how any of this was caught on a Zoom camera.  I mean if they're going to the bus, class isn't in session yet, is it?


My daughter doesn't start Zoom classes at the same time as a classroom full of kids, hers is separate. And the incident wasn't caught on Zoom. I think the kid looked out the window during his Zoom class and saw it happen.
 
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