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(AP News)   Alabama Governor Ivey (R) accidentally presses the "extend mask order" button instead of the "end mask order"   (apnews.com) divider line
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2021-03-04 3:20:46 PM  
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2021-03-04 10:24:03 PM  
Well I'll be damned.
 
2021-03-04 10:26:27 PM  
Cancer will do that -- medical reality is even available to the gop.
 
2021-03-04 10:30:33 PM  
He accidentally did the right thing to protect American lives, this once in a lifetime mistake won't be repeated.

Luckily for Republicans, their favorite peesident pardoned lots of meth and cocaine dealers. No need to bother with prescription pay attention meds.
 
2021-03-04 10:33:33 PM  
Give it 24 hours. We'll be reading another "totes didn't mean to do the right thing" article.
 
2021-03-04 10:34:54 PM  
I wish he would also push the "Have wealthy Alabama companies pay taxes so the government functions properly for all its people" button.
 
2021-03-04 10:41:08 PM  

Purple_Urkle: He accidentally did the right thing to protect American lives, this once in a lifetime mistake won't be repeated.

Luckily for Republicans, their favorite peesident pardoned lots of meth and cocaine dealers. No need to bother with prescription pay attention meds.


She....
 
2021-03-04 10:45:22 PM  
A Republican decides not to kill people for no good reason, and this is news.

I don't mean that sarcastically.  It's actually newsworthy when a Republican, given two options, picks the one that doesn't involve killing people.
 
2021-03-04 10:45:27 PM  

kidgenius: Purple_Urkle: He accidentally did the right thing to protect American lives, this once in a lifetime mistake won't be repeated.

Luckily for Republicans, their favorite peesident pardoned lots of meth and cocaine dealers. No need to bother with prescription pay attention meds.

She....


Doh.

I need prescription pay attention meds. True facts.
 
2021-03-04 10:53:09 PM  

Purple_Urkle: kidgenius: Purple_Urkle: He accidentally did the right thing to protect American lives, this once in a lifetime mistake won't be repeated.

Luckily for Republicans, their favorite peesident pardoned lots of meth and cocaine dealers. No need to bother with prescription pay attention meds.

She....

Doh.

I need prescription pay attention meds. True facts.


Also, I, for real, just posted this reply then went on to fulfill that prophecy ITT.
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Often enough the jokes in my posts are my ADHD run amok, but this is banging on the 4th wall.

It's what I get for violating my policy of using names instead of pronouns in shiatposts.
 
2021-03-04 11:00:40 PM  
It's not raining as hard as it was but it is still raining. Perhaps we should keep the umbrella up for now.
 
2021-03-04 11:04:38 PM  
I heard her on NPR. Lawdy she has a THICKsouthern drawl.
 
2021-03-04 11:39:10 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I wish he would also push the "Have wealthy Alabama companies pay taxes so the government functions properly for all its people" button.


found the flaw in your logic.
 
2021-03-05 1:08:44 AM  
Dammit, now we're getting shown up by farking ALABAMA! Thanks a lot, Abbott!
 
2021-03-05 1:09:28 AM  

Benjamin_Ghazi: DarkSoulNoHope: I wish he would also push the "Have wealthy Alabama companies pay taxes so the government functions properly for all its people" button.

found the flaw in your logic.


https://www.shalexp.com/alabama/compa​n​ies

Oil Companies
 
2021-03-05 1:12:46 AM  
Gov'nah Mee-maw cares about her chil'ren.
 
2021-03-05 6:08:22 AM  
Isn't she a cancer survivor?

Seems like she might have learned a thing or two about listening to medical doctors and following their advice.

Not sure if or how many people in her friends and family told her to just gargle with salt and apple wine vinegar coupled with lots of prayer to cure her cancer, but it seems like she ignored them and listened to doctors instead.

Her opponent in the next race will use it as a campaign slogan "Ivey tried to keep us safe too long!!!!"
 
2021-03-05 6:47:07 AM  

mattj1984: I heard her on NPR. Lawdy she has a THICKsouthern drawl.


Guvnah Memaw yaw'll
 
2021-03-05 7:19:34 AM  

Purple_Urkle: He accidentally did the right thing to protect American lives, this once in a lifetime mistake won't be repeated.

Luckily for Republicans, their favorite peesident pardoned lots of meth and cocaine dealers. No need to bother with prescription pay attention meds.


If you're going to diss someone, at least know enough about them to correctly identify their gender.

She.
 
2021-03-05 8:37:35 AM  

Insult Comic Bishounen: Well I'll be damned.


The wrinkled old bag started cryin on the stand

The bailiff grabbed me slammed me on the ground
Judge says boy you better calm down
Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
"Yeah" then I gave them the finger
 
2021-03-05 4:46:16 PM  
I guess being so farking old had something to do with her decision. (shrug)

Maybe some Republicans CAN learn.
 
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