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1152 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 04 Mar 2021 at 1:58 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-03-04 12:11:20 PM  
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2021-03-04 12:32:53 PM  
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2021-03-04 12:43:29 PM  
It's like the right paw is the angel on the shoulder saying to be nice and the left paw is the devil on the shoulder saying "send ittttttt!"

/devil always wins with cats
2021-03-04 12:50:52 PM  
Done in one.
2021-03-04 1:08:38 PM  
Look, this gravity isn't going to test itself.

/still works, phew!
2021-03-04 1:12:50 PM  
This is how cats get back at you for all of those laser pointer shenanigans.
2021-03-04 2:01:39 PM  
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2021-03-04 2:04:43 PM  
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the purr.
2021-03-04 2:18:48 PM  
A cat would handle the trolley problem by watching it crash, and then licking the mangled humans left in its wake.
2021-03-04 2:50:43 PM  
Looks like my Mordi.

Mordi has no dilemma about knocking my shiat over.  No more glass on the mantle.
2021-03-04 2:58:54 PM  
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2021-03-04 3:39:41 PM  
I actually only have one cat that does this - my big floofy tabby weegie.
He'll sit on the bedside table - where he *knows* I keep some treats - and if alternately poking and mewing at me doesn't result in a treat, he starts knocking things off or ripping up the kleenex box. It's the only time he does it. The rest are content to leave things well enough alone - even the small army of lego persons that occasionally populate my china hutch and whom are absolutely sitting ducks and prime targets, get left alone.

So I've learned not to leave things like my glasses, remotes or phone on that bedside table.
That poor, poor tissue box though....
2021-03-04 5:59:55 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:29:08 PM  
Evil Will Always Triumph Because Good is Dumb.
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