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2021-03-04 1:23:24 PM  
Why should I thank a teacher when my grammar died 20 years ago?
 
2021-03-04 1:34:50 PM  
"Grammer," subby.
 
2021-03-04 1:47:24 PM  
Thanks' MR Waak!
 
2021-03-04 2:06:03 PM  
I could care less.
 
2021-03-04 2:06:41 PM  
Well ain't that sweet!
 
2021-03-04 2:06:44 PM  
And the Phoenicians

/Only a select group of people will get this reference
 
2021-03-04 2:08:25 PM  

CarnySaur: I could care less.


I could care fewer.
 
2021-03-04 2:09:04 PM  
Thank you Mr. Spencer, biatch!
 
2021-03-04 2:09:33 PM  
I seen that. They we're going too make it  a weak, supposably.
 
2021-03-04 2:10:49 PM  
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Happy birthday or whatever, Frasier!
 
2021-03-04 2:11:34 PM  
traditional celebratory food for this day.

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2021-03-04 2:12:57 PM  
I sea what u did they're, subby.
 
2021-03-04 2:13:36 PM  
Those are spelling mistakes, not grammar mistakes.

::pushes taped-together glasses back up his face::
 
2021-03-04 2:13:53 PM  
Whatever, most of today's grammar instruction is offered on Twitter.
 
2021-03-04 2:15:46 PM  
Grandmar.

Sheesh.
 
2021-03-04 2:16:05 PM  
Listens, grammar am for people what can't think for myself, understanded me?
 
2021-03-04 2:18:26 PM  

bingethinker: Those are spelling mistakes, not grammar mistakes.

::pushes taped-together glasses back up his face::


Well it looks like we got a reel bill Shakespeare here don't you know.
 
2021-03-04 2:20:15 PM  
Let's eat the English teacher,
 
2021-03-04 2:20:17 PM  
I couldn't think any fewer of my English teacher.
 
2021-03-04 2:21:11 PM  
🎶I love you period.
Do you love me question mark?
Please, please exclamation point!
I want to hold you in (parentheses).🎶

/silly, but cute song
 
2021-03-04 2:25:57 PM  
When is National Grampar Day?

Mom's parents were "Nana" and "Pepay".
 
2021-03-04 2:26:53 PM  

MrHormel: bingethinker: Those are spelling mistakes, not grammar mistakes.

::pushes taped-together glasses back up his face::

Well it looks like we got a reel bill Shakespeare here don't you know.


People don't think it be like it is, but it do.
 
2021-03-04 2:34:28 PM  
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2021-03-04 2:35:31 PM  
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2021-03-04 2:43:56 PM  
*shore
 
2021-03-04 2:44:34 PM  
OK, Grandma
 
2021-03-04 2:48:21 PM  
Irregardless of the day, I'm thankful of all my teachers, its thanks to them I am what I am today.
 
2021-03-04 2:50:23 PM  
*bee
 
2021-03-04 2:50:24 PM  
Erma Gerdd

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Yeah. That one doesn't get used much.
 
2021-03-04 2:50:48 PM  
It's a matter of some antics.
 
2021-03-04 2:51:32 PM  

tmyk: *shore


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2021-03-04 3:06:05 PM  
All gud ppl shuld make shure your sinceer when u giv her ur best wish's
 
2021-03-04 3:09:36 PM  
People employed in print media butcher English grammar on a daily basis.
Then again, people employed in the entertainment industry are no better.
 
2021-03-04 3:42:26 PM  
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2021-03-04 3:49:06 PM  
oblig.

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2021-03-04 3:58:12 PM  
We need less days like this, which would help.
And these types of threads you mother; seriously
 
2021-03-04 4:00:19 PM  

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Meh, depends where you're from. In British English, "whom" isn't really used. It's just those weirdos in the New World.  I do love those people who think that "whom" is just a more formal way of saying "who."
 
2021-03-04 4:01:51 PM  
I did not see this coming...
 
2021-03-04 4:18:41 PM  
My HS english teacher can fark right off. For some reason, the fact that I was a freshman in her sophomore class pissed her off. She insisted it had to be a mistake, and then gave me massive stink-eye when the office confirmed I was supposed to be there.

She called on me first when it was time to read aloud from the book we were reading (Of Mice and Men) and I did it with enthusiasm, giving the characters voices. She gave me detention for being "disruptive."

English in college was much more fun.
 
2021-03-04 4:22:03 PM  
Before was was was, was was is.
 
2021-03-04 4:22:50 PM  
Today is Command Day.
 
2021-03-04 4:44:00 PM  

bingethinker: Those are spelling mistakes, not grammar mistakes.

::pushes taped-together glasses back up his face::


A run-on sentence is indeed a grammatical error, if you're talking about the headline.

I won't call it a mistake, since it appears to have been intentional.
 
2021-03-04 5:03:20 PM  

MrHormel: bingethinker: Those are spelling mistakes, not grammar mistakes.

::pushes taped-together glasses back up his face::

Well it looks like we got a reel bill Shakespeare here don't you know.


Most of the words so far are correctly spelled. Sorry,I mean, their spelt correct.
 
2021-03-04 5:16:36 PM  
ktang

their spelt correct

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There civilization began.
 
2021-03-04 5:35:01 PM  

krispos42: *bee


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2021-03-04 5:45:40 PM  

Hoblit: I sea what

wat u did they're, subby.

/sorry, pet peave
//paging rotsky
 
2021-03-04 5:47:37 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:12:27 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:13:48 PM  
Its National grammar day
 
2021-03-04 6:59:18 PM  

Brat E. Pants: My HS english teacher can fark right off. For some reason, the fact that I was a freshman in her sophomore class pissed her off. She insisted it had to be a mistake, and then gave me massive stink-eye when the office confirmed I was supposed to be there.

She called on me first when it was time to read aloud from the book we were reading (Of Mice and Men) and I did it with enthusiasm, giving the characters voices. She gave me detention for being "disruptive."

English in college was much more fun.


in my lifetime "Proper English" as a subject went from bullshiat highschool subject to "ThE eNgLiSh LaNgUaGe Is DyInG!!1!!!" to "proper English is racist and classist"

My take away is you can't make up arbitrary rules for how people talk from up high in a tower and and as long s you're understood by your target audience it doesn't really matter

/only good english teacher I had was the one that told us to just finish the assignments from the book and we'd bass
//sometimes enforcing "proper English" is just a way of limiting what a person can communicate, such as gender neutral pronouns. Yes I tried to do use gender neutral pronouns before it was "cool"
///I prefer to speak in screams, heavy sobs, and meows anyway
 
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