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(NYPost)   Prince Phillip's gonna party like it's 99, says Palace   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-03-04 6:16:55 PM  
Prince Philip likes to pretend he can justify his royalty

/taint
 
2021-03-04 6:19:31 PM  
I stand by my theory that they're preparing to kill off his character in Season 6 of The Crown.
 
2021-03-04 6:25:11 PM  
Jesus. can he not find a suitable new skinsuit to transfer into or what?
 
2021-03-04 6:29:05 PM  
The Queen is already getting out her best lingerie.
 
2021-03-04 6:33:16 PM  
They're leaving him in the hospital because he demands to be the driver when he gets out.
 
2021-03-04 6:46:10 PM  
Well, good for him and his wife.

/oh and fark you for the visual Bob Down
 
2021-03-04 6:50:55 PM  

wantingout: Jesus. can he not find a suitable new skinsuit to transfer into or what?


All the young boys of his blood type have already been drained. They're waiting to harvest more.
 
2021-03-04 6:51:26 PM  
This dude has spent his entire life basically catering to the Crown.  He gave up his family name, his career, everything resembling ambition, everything...

If the Queen had died, Charles would have become king, and Phillip could have gone on to salvage some life.

But no...  He will probably die before the Queen.  And at this point, it's not like it really matters.
 
2021-03-04 6:53:36 PM  
TAVR I'll bet
 
2021-03-04 6:58:39 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Prince Philip likes to pretend he can justify his royalty

/taint


Justify?  He's the very epitome of royalty.
 
2021-03-04 7:04:09 PM  
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2021-03-04 7:04:25 PM  
Good, Megan and Harry's Oprah interview can finish him off.
 
2021-03-04 7:12:53 PM  

Super Chronic: I stand by my theory that they're preparing to kill off his character in Season 6 of The Crown.


Yeah, but then he'll just regenerate after being granted extra cycles from Gallifrey.
 
2021-03-04 8:34:30 PM  
Can you imagine being the anesthesiologist on the team performing heart surgery on 99 year old royalty? Guarantee the dude was either high on his own supply, or sprouting new ulcers by the hour.
 
2021-03-05 12:32:12 AM  

LoneVVolf: Can you imagine being the anesthesiologist on the team performing heart surgery on 99 year old royalty? Guarantee the dude was either high on his own supply, or sprouting new ulcers by the hour.


Dude, he has better shiat than that at his disposal.
 
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