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1401 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Mar 2021 at 9:48 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-03-04 9:51:01 PM  
They have Florida in New Zealand too?
2021-03-04 9:51:06 PM  
Why, you think there's a chip in my baby?
2021-03-04 10:01:22 PM  
It's like a trace DNA sample, with half your markers, but louder.
2021-03-04 10:05:37 PM  
I can't screenshot at the moment to show, right after the paragraph where the witness said "they're bloody racing out there" an ad inserts for me for a nearby dealership that specializes in sporty cars. 10/10 ad placement.
2021-03-04 10:08:15 PM  
That baby knew what he was getting into.

Neonatal criminals should be prosecuted as elderly statesmen like our four bears told me in a dream.
2021-03-04 10:08:50 PM  
It was unclear what relationship the driver had with the baby

They're just friends.
2021-03-04 10:20:51 PM  
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2021-03-04 10:21:47 PM  
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2021-03-04 10:30:16 PM  
But what if it's not yours?
2021-03-04 10:48:45 PM  
It is usually policy never to imply ownership in the case of a baby.

It is always "the" baby, never "your" baby.
2021-03-04 11:04:49 PM  
I don't see how holding a baby will help you flee unless you plan to throw it at your pursuers as a diversion.
2021-03-04 11:24:33 PM  
Baby-back ribs
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2021-03-05 1:08:09 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: It was unclear what relationship the driver had with the baby

They're just friends.

Drinkin' buddies
2021-03-05 5:15:00 AM  
They did grab the cocaine though, right?
2021-03-05 5:16:02 AM  
Oops, wrong article....?
2021-03-05 11:47:20 AM  
It's not like a baby can ID you in a lineup....
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