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2021-03-04 9:53:34 AM  
I developed a lot of sympathy for Donald Trump because it seemed like the media was picking on him and seemed like the establishment was going after him unnecessarily or unfairly, and I had been a victim of that all of my life, whether it be in school or at home. So in many ways I identify with a lot of the negative things that he was going through," Chansley said.

Ah, the emergence of his own martyr complex. He could be an excellent asset for the GOP if he ever gets out of jail.
 
2021-03-04 9:56:40 AM  
He's not going to sleep with you grab you by the pussy pardon you. You're not even a lowly pawn for him
 
2021-03-04 9:59:11 AM  
Why is anyone paying attention to this "I am really sorry I was so stupid and got caught" fool?
 
2021-03-04 10:01:50 AM  

Rene ala Carte: Why is anyone paying attention to this "I am really sorry I was so stupid and got caught" fool?


Because the media must give sympathy to white terrorists and none to black protestors.
 
2021-03-04 10:05:13 AM  
Oh, you thought that a transactional individual was going to lift a finger for you once you were no longer useful to him?

I think I may see the flaw in your logic.
 
2021-03-04 10:32:38 AM  
Welcome to Trump's Chumps, dumbass.
 
2021-03-04 10:33:42 AM  
If thoughts and prayers were effective, I would offer them.  But they would involve your cellmate getting access to a shiv.
 
2021-03-04 10:34:56 AM  
That's nice, sweetie. You'll still get 20 years in the pen. See, we're gonna give you conservative style discipline like you wanted, and not that namby pamby bleeding heart liberal "restorative" justice.
 
2021-03-04 10:35:02 AM  
If Trump was a flavor of ice cream it would be pralines and dick. He does not care about you.
 
2021-03-04 10:35:06 AM  
"I honestly believed and still believe that he cares about the Constitution, that he cares about the American people, and that's also why and you know it wounded me so deeply and why it disappointed me so greatly that I and others did not get a pardon," Chansley added.

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2021-03-04 10:35:15 AM  
"I should have gotten a pardon" != "I was wrong and take responsibility for my actions."
 
2021-03-04 10:36:22 AM  
Check on him in another 5 years. In the meantime, he can enjoy the hole he dug for himself.
 
2021-03-04 10:36:36 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I developed a lot of sympathy for Donald Trump because it seemed like the media was picking on him and seemed like the establishment was going after him unnecessarily or unfairly, and I had been a victim of that all of my life, whether it be in school or at home. So in many ways I identify with a lot of the negative things that he was going through," Chansley said.



Yeah, why couldn't the guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth just catch a break?
 
2021-03-04 10:37:33 AM  
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2021-03-04 10:37:34 AM  
Lover and rapist are the same thing to right-wingers.
 
2021-03-04 10:37:41 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I developed a lot of sympathy for Donald Trump because it seemed like the media was picking on him and seemed like the establishment was going after him unnecessarily or unfairly, and I had been a victim of that all of my life, whether it be in school or at home. So in many ways I identify with a lot of the negative things that he was going through," Chansley said.

Ah, the emergence of his own martyr complex. He could be an excellent asset for the GOP if he ever gets out of jail.


I love when attention whores think they can be selective about the attention they inspire.
 
2021-03-04 10:38:09 AM  
As the late great George Carlin so eloquently put it:

"They don't give a FARK about you!"
 
2021-03-04 10:38:47 AM  
"I consider myself a lover of my country. I consider myself a believer in the Constitution. I consider myself a believer in truth and our founding principles. I consider myself a believer in God," he added

There's your problem. If you can believe in a magical, invisible being that created the universe, you'll believe any inanity, including crazy conspiracy nonsense.
 
2021-03-04 10:38:57 AM  
Good luck in ass pounding prison. You tried to ruin LGBT families with your political oppression nonsense, now you get to gargle piss in prison while eating shiat.
 
2021-03-04 10:39:15 AM  
Has this guy been following some bizarro version of Donald Trump who rewards loyalty?
 
2021-03-04 10:40:04 AM  

codergirl42: You tried to ruin LGBT families with your political oppression nonsense, now you get to gargle piss in prison while eating shiat.


What's B got to do with A?
 
2021-03-04 10:40:17 AM  

LL316: Pocket Ninja: I developed a lot of sympathy for Donald Trump because it seemed like the media was picking on him and seemed like the establishment was going after him unnecessarily or unfairly, and I had been a victim of that all of my life, whether it be in school or at home. So in many ways I identify with a lot of the negative things that he was going through," Chansley said.


Yeah, why couldn't the guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth just catch a break?


His mistake, like all Trump's followers was seeing themselves, their own struggles, reflected in Trump. Trump was very good at nurturing that.

So now he can spend the next few years sitting in prison, figuring out the flaw in his logic. Or just sitting in prison. I don't really care either way.
 
2021-03-04 10:41:25 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Ah, the emergence of his own martyr complex.


Emergence?  The Republicans have been working this angle since Bush the Lesser.
 
2021-03-04 10:41:38 AM  

GoldSpider: Has this guy been following some bizarro version of Donald Trump who rewards loyalty?


Of all the things he has wrong about Trump, that one's pretty low on the list.
 
2021-03-04 10:43:35 AM  
"I honestly believed and still believe that he cares about the Constitution, that he cares about the American people"

I see you've learned nothing.
 
2021-03-04 10:45:45 AM  

no1curr: He's not going to sleep with you grab you by the pussy pardon you. You're not even a lowly pawn for him


Oh yeah?

What about this afternoon once the Storm is over and its revealed Trump is actually still Presidenting?

It is typical of Trump to play the long game and quietly wait for his moment to pounce. He just doesnt want to give those demonic democrats a chance to escape before hand. You thought about that Smarty Pants?
 
2021-03-04 10:47:18 AM  
He probably doesn't even know you exist my dude.
 
2021-03-04 10:48:07 AM  
He's going for the insanity defense, isn't he?
 
2021-03-04 10:48:13 AM  
"OK, I actually stopped somebody from stealing muffins out of the break room."

Oh, ok.  so approximately 1-2 thousand people physically entered the Capitol, another 4-5 were outside possibly hoping to enter, your dumb ass sat in the SPeaker's Chair, but.......you saved 4-5 innocent Otis Spunkmeyer muffins from being eaten by fellow insurrectionists (maybe they weren't organic, because we know you like that).

Yeah, Joe should totally pardon you and give you the Parzadential Medal of Freedom, limpdick.
 
2021-03-04 10:51:49 AM  
Donald Trump cares about nobody but himself, and I don't understand why so many people still don't see that.

He never cared about you. He sees you as an instrument. A tool.
 
2021-03-04 10:52:20 AM  
Unemployed man who lived in his mom's basement empathizes with megalomaniac billionaire.
 
2021-03-04 10:52:38 AM  

Derp Du Jour: no1curr: He's not going to sleep with you grab you by the pussy pardon you. You're not even a lowly pawn for him

Oh yeah?

What about this afternoon once the Storm is over and its revealed Trump is actually still Presidenting?

It is typical of Trump to play the long game and quietly wait for his moment to pounce. He just doesnt want to give those demonic democrats a chance to escape before hand. You thought about that Smarty Pants?


I am with you, brother. Have fun storming the castle... I mean, capitol.
 
2021-03-04 10:54:22 AM  

Derp Du Jour: no1curr: He's not going to sleep with you grab you by the pussy pardon you. You're not even a lowly pawn for him

Oh yeah?

What about this afternoon once the Storm is over and its revealed Trump is actually still Presidenting?

It is typical of Trump to play the long game and quietly wait for his moment to pounce. He just doesnt want to give those demonic democrats a chance to escape before hand. You thought about that Smarty Pants?


Yes, it's very much like Trump to be patient, and to control himself to pounce later, rather than lashing out like a malignant narcissist with dementia.
 
Juc
2021-03-04 10:54:57 AM  
QAnon Shaman is a moron?
who'd thunk it.
 
2021-03-04 10:56:27 AM  

rickythepenguin: "OK, I actually stopped somebody from stealing muffins out of the break room."

Oh, ok.  so approximately 1-2 thousand people physically entered the Capitol, another 4-5 were outside possibly hoping to enter, your dumb ass sat in the SPeaker's Chair, but.......you saved 4-5 innocent Otis Spunkmeyer muffins from being eaten by fellow insurrectionists (maybe they weren't organic, because we know you like that).

Yeah, Joe should totally pardon you and give you the Parzadential Medal of Freedom, limpdick.


You're not taking into account that his mom said he was a good boy.
 
2021-03-04 10:56:30 AM  

CaptainFatass: He's going for the insanity defense, isn't he?


Sane people do not dress up like a musk ox and try to take over the capital. Keep him locked up for his own safety.
 
2021-03-04 10:57:06 AM  

Juc: QAnon Shaman is a moron?
who'd thunk it.


Odds are that any individual will be stupid. Mean IQ is 100, and that's a level where people can just gossip, rather than thinking about and discussing ideas.
 
2021-03-04 10:59:09 AM  

Officer Collins: Unemployed man who lived in his mom's basement empathizes with megalomaniac billionaire.


That's the joke...

/weeps quietly for Humanity in the corner...
 
2021-03-04 11:04:33 AM  
I'm the Not Annonymous At All Shaman. I have a job and I eat garbage.
 
2021-03-04 11:08:27 AM  

lonomoholo: "I consider myself a lover of my country. I consider myself a believer in the Constitution. I consider myself a believer in truth and our founding principles. I consider myself a believer in God," he added

There's your problem. If you can believe in a magical, invisible being that created the universe, you'll believe any inanity, including crazy conspiracy nonsense.


I don't see his believe in God as his "problem": his "problem" is that he believes believing in God is a mulligan which excuses his behavior.

He should talk to the Prison Ministry Chaplain, who will likely tell him: "God forgives you, but requires you to face teh consequences of your treason actions."
 
2021-03-04 11:14:23 AM  
"OK, I actually stopped somebody from stealing muffins out of the break room."

A true American hero.
 
2021-03-04 11:17:01 AM  
#45** has a lovely bunch of coconuts.
 
2021-03-04 11:17:23 AM  
Once the "inauguration" takes place today, he's SURE to help him then.
It is today, right?
 
2021-03-04 11:18:24 AM  
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2021-03-04 11:18:36 AM  
This is the sixth or seventh story about the motivations of this white, Conservative, treasonous POS.

Imagine if Black victims of crime got the same media sympathy.
 
2021-03-04 11:21:57 AM  
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2021-03-04 11:29:29 AM  
Enjoy your organic liQuid protein diet.
 
2021-03-04 11:29:41 AM  
On a serious note--now that he's literally facing prison time for the felony that *he* committed, I'd actually like to see him very publicly announce that he, along with all the other terrorists of Jan 6, were DUPED by Donald Trump and others that the 2020 election was somehow "stolen". Trump did not win. That it is NOT hard to believe that he didn't win the popular vote in 2016, or in 2020 either. He had a golden opportunity to at least LOOK like he gave a damn about people dying from a deadly pandemic--and HE CHOSE NOT TO. Stop being misled by this LIE.
As crazy as he is, him saying that directly in the camera would go a long way with all the others who are just as crazy or worse and believe 'the lie'.
 
2021-03-04 11:58:06 AM  

LL316: rickythepenguin: "OK, I actually stopped somebody from stealing muffins out of the break room."

Oh, ok.  so approximately 1-2 thousand people physically entered the Capitol, another 4-5 were outside possibly hoping to enter, your dumb ass sat in the SPeaker's Chair, but.......you saved 4-5 innocent Otis Spunkmeyer muffins from being eaten by fellow insurrectionists (maybe they weren't organic, because we know you like that).

Yeah, Joe should totally pardon you and give you the Parzadential Medal of Freedom, limpdick.

You're not taking into account that his mom said he was a good boy.


Old Yeller was also a good boy.
 
2021-03-04 12:38:56 PM  
Time to go on a visionquest, Mr. Q shaman.
 
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