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(Euro Weekly News)   Dead man comes back to life on the autopsy table. A stake through the heart and decapitation would have taken care of that. Don't doctors watch horror films?   (euroweeklynews.com) divider line
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2021-03-04 10:53:30 AM  
This took place in Autopsy Room Four, I presume. I hope any nurse involved was wearing rubber gloves.
 
2021-03-04 12:49:20 PM  
'E was just restin'.
 
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2021-03-04 1:44:09 PM  
Motorcycle crash that puts you in the hospital on a ventilator.  What would be the point of an autopsy?
 
2021-03-04 1:44:21 PM  
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2021-03-04 1:44:49 PM  
Didn't that happen to Mike Franks' son on NCIS?
 
2021-03-04 1:46:41 PM  
He kept telling me he was alive but you know how those (motorcyclists) lie.

Lay still!  I don't get paid for partial autopsies
 
2021-03-04 1:47:26 PM  
Gunga...gunga galunga
 
2021-03-04 1:47:48 PM  
His plan doesn't cover secondary surgery like that.  Some things are best just left alone.
 
2021-03-04 1:49:09 PM  
Decapitation stops a lot of things.  You'd be surprised.
 
2021-03-04 1:51:06 PM  
What do you call somebody that graduates medical school at the bottom of their class?

Doctor.

Seriously though I would think the first step on any autopsy is making sure the person on the table is dead. Then again I'm not a doctor so maybe they just need to be pretty sure the person is dead.
 
2021-03-04 1:51:22 PM  
Or Stargate? Like, practically every immobile body is a vector of some kind. I end up shouting at the TV most nights. (and certainly every zombie movie)
 
2021-03-04 1:58:00 PM  
You're not fooling anyone!
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2021-03-04 1:58:11 PM  
Scully: But... he was dead!
Mulder:I noticed that.
Scully: He had a stake through his heart!
Mulder:I noticed that, too.

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2021-03-04 2:01:00 PM  

ZMugg: Didn't that happen to Mike Franks' son on NCIS?


Ducky: "Well this is awkward"

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2021-03-04 2:08:18 PM  
Isn't that a scene in about 75% of all Italian zombie movies?
 
2021-03-04 2:18:58 PM  
His condition was improving.... from dead to not dead, I would say that's a hell of an improvement!
 
2021-03-04 2:25:45 PM  
You have to pay for the autopsy now.
 
2021-03-04 2:26:30 PM  

punkwrestler: His condition was improving.... from dead to not dead, I would say that's a hell of an improvement!


They transferred him to a better hospital:

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2021-03-04 2:30:01 PM  
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2021-03-04 2:30:20 PM  
So...anyone else watching Debris?

/cuz that's in the show
//and it was a motorcycle accident so there'd be...
///third slashie is disgusted to be a part of this post but even third slashie knows the rules
 
2021-03-04 2:33:09 PM  

Joshudan: So...anyone else watching Debris?

/cuz that's in the show
//and it was a motorcycle accident so there'd be...
///third slashie is disgusted to be a part of this post but even third slashie knows the rules


I want to watch it but I am afraid if I start then it will just be a one season hit and most of the plot lines never get resolved....
 
2021-03-04 2:49:44 PM  
I've noticed this happens in India from time to time. I'm guessing they're too busy to obtain a set of vitals.
 
2021-03-04 3:35:37 PM  
Some doctor is REALLY bad at their job....
 
2021-03-04 4:05:40 PM  
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Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.
 
2021-03-04 6:08:39 PM  
Why do the scariest, creepiest, sometimes nastiest, sometimes weirdest, medical / physiological stories seem to come from India and kind of south Asia in general?

Or do I have some kind of internal white European bias at fault here?
 
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