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(IOL.co.za)   Scientist reveals why you are more attractive when I'm drunk   (iol.co.za) divider line
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2021-03-04 10:48:14 AM  
Because you're drunk. Jesus, this didn't take "science", it was dumb enough when Mythbusters tried to do it, didn't anyone learn their farking lesson?
 
2021-03-04 11:04:12 AM  
It can strip oil stains off a garage floor

I thought that was a metaphor for beer goggles...
 
2021-03-04 11:05:55 AM  
If it wasn't for alcohol, many of us would have never been born.
 
2021-03-04 11:15:07 AM  

johnny_stingray: If it wasn't for alcohol, many of us would have never been born.


If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college.
 
2021-03-04 11:24:02 AM  
I dispute this result.  I'm just as ugly when you're drunk.  It's like a super power.

/I'm funny that way.
 
2021-03-04 12:07:38 PM  
You're pretty when I'm drunk

/and I'm pretty farking drunk
 
2021-03-04 12:37:43 PM  
Is it because I'm easy?
 
2021-03-04 12:43:47 PM  

MBFGeek: You're pretty when I'm drunk

/and I'm pretty farking drunk


I understand that reference

/you must be as old as I am
 
2021-03-04 1:09:04 PM  

Sasquach: MBFGeek: You're pretty when I'm drunk

/and I'm pretty farking drunk

I understand that reference

/you must be as old as I am


The song is 15 years old

/off my lawn
 
2021-03-04 1:33:58 PM  
lowered expectations
 
2021-03-04 1:36:18 PM  

madgonad: Sasquach: MBFGeek: You're pretty when I'm drunk

/and I'm pretty farking drunk

I understand that reference

/you must be as old as I am

The song is 15 years old

/off my lawn


Try 25 years... 1995.

/If you need me I'll be crying into my Jello123 while drinking Burple
 
2021-03-04 2:02:16 PM  
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2021-03-04 2:46:52 PM  
Because I'm not the raging pedantic asshole I am when sober?
 
2021-03-04 5:29:35 PM  

zeroflight222: Try 25 years... 1995.

/If you need me I'll be crying into my Jello123 while drinking Burple


Crap, your right. I thought that was on Hefty Fine. Hard to tell apart the 90s and 00s when you remember the 70s.
 
2021-03-04 7:24:25 PM  
So they didn't say why, they only confirmed what we already knew. Thanks.
 
2021-03-05 12:47:58 PM  

Sasquach: MBFGeek: You're pretty when I'm drunk

/and I'm pretty farking drunk

I understand that reference

/you must be as old as I am


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2021-03-05 6:41:31 PM  

MBFGeek: Sasquach: MBFGeek: You're pretty when I'm drunk

/and I'm pretty farking drunk

I understand that reference

/you must be as old as I am

Login:Sasquach
Fark account number:133549
Account created:2004-01-20 13:56:09 (17 years ago)

Login:MBFGeek (UltraFark)
Fark account number:172778
Account created:2004-07-23 17:01:16 (16 years ago)

Possibly


I was lurking for a year or 3 before making an account...
 
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