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(Oddity Central)   Proving that air suckers are born every day, UK company sells bottled fresh air for over $100 a bottle of the finest coastal air in all of Cornwall   (odditycentral.com) divider line
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2021-03-04 9:18:38 AM  
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2021-03-04 5:18:24 PM  
Done in one.
 
2021-03-04 5:19:19 PM  
I sell bottled farts. Only $1.00 each. Act now, and I'll bundle 5 together for only $10.
 
2021-03-04 5:24:10 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I sell bottled farts. Only $1.00 each. Act now, and I'll bundle 5 together for only $10.


I got your chaser!

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2021-03-04 5:24:16 PM  

Ambitwistor: Done in one.


This.

/hit the lights on your way out.
 
2021-03-04 5:26:12 PM  
Hey, if you can make money selling air to morons, isn't that the most capitalist thing, like, ever?
 
2021-03-04 5:26:55 PM  

Eric Shun: [geeksofdoom.com image 586x305]


I think it would be hilarious to see the moderators jump into a thread like this, delete every reply that isn't the Weeners with the comment done in one and then lock the thread.
 
2021-03-04 5:27:37 PM  
I'm watching Doc Martin and I want to go to Cornwall and get run over by a scooter or pick up some bird bacterial infection or something from a rabid badger and go to the surgery and get sneered at. Or just eat seafood and look at the cliffs.
 
2021-03-04 5:28:00 PM  
Just wear a gas mask with a HEPA filter.

Beats lung cancer.
 
2021-03-04 5:32:11 PM  
Coming soon to a theater near you
 
2021-03-04 5:32:55 PM  
O'Hare Air - Bottled Air Commercial
Youtube NWZUp2KF5ls
 
2021-03-04 5:35:06 PM  
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Fools!
 
2021-03-04 5:37:17 PM  
Heh...reminded me the time when I was in a Hawaii working, the offices bathroom had a can of air freshner called, "Hawaiian Breeze" . And the can sat next to an open window where I could literally see palm trees blowing in the breeze.
 
2021-03-04 5:39:37 PM  
Pink Floyd - Breathe (In The Air) [PULSE Restored & Re-Edited]
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2021-03-04 5:41:46 PM  
Fair lords, said Sir Tristram, wit ye well that I am of Cornwall. Alas, said Sir Ector, now am I ashamed that ever
any Cornish knight should overcome me. And then for despite Sir Ector put off his armour from him, and went on foot, and would not ride.
 
2021-03-04 5:42:17 PM  
Talking Heads • Air • 1979
Youtube ig38LXSaerE
 
2021-03-04 5:46:10 PM  
Ernie buys air from Lefty the Salesman
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2021-03-04 5:49:19 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I sell bottled farts. Only $1.00 each. Act now, and I'll bundle 5 together for only $10.


...They're already selling Cornwall air.
 
2021-03-04 5:50:40 PM  
Well, like eBay they can put whatever price on it that they want but if nobody is buying then you're not really selling. TFA says nothing about any actual sales because nobody would be so foolish. Right? Right?
 
2021-03-04 6:00:37 PM  
My Best Friend's Girl (3/11) Movie CLIP - A Dissatisfied Customer (2008) HD
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2021-03-04 6:01:32 PM  
I sell Air
Youtube 77xaqFyFET0
 
2021-03-04 6:20:42 PM  
If it's not in a squeezable nasal bottle, I have questions about delivery.
 
2021-03-04 6:26:33 PM  
kind of like my idea of selling celebrity farts in cans.
 
2021-03-04 6:26:40 PM  
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2021-03-04 6:39:22 PM  
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Doctors sell it all the time. Ain't cheap.
 
2021-03-04 6:44:17 PM  

Eric Shun: [geeksofdoom.com image 586x305]


The way he runs things it won't last a 100.
 
2021-03-04 6:46:21 PM  
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WARNING - Do not attempt to use the air duster probe for anal purposes.
 
2021-03-04 6:52:06 PM  
Money laundering?

Bribery concealment?
 
2021-03-04 7:20:51 PM  
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2021-03-04 7:27:15 PM  
Wait until you see what Drew sells for $5 a month....
 
2021-03-04 7:30:55 PM  

yoyopro: Ernie buys air from Lefty the Salesman
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As a kid I always loved the Lefty bits...

Classic Sesame Street Lefty Sells Ernie Air
Youtube 9GNfRBn4-5c
 
2021-03-04 7:34:56 PM  

Eric Shun: [geeksofdoom.com image 586x305]


And we are done here
 
2021-03-04 7:51:50 PM  

schubie: I'm watching Doc Martin and I want to go to Cornwall and get run over by a scooter or pick up some bird bacterial infection or something from a rabid badger and go to the surgery and get sneered at. Or just eat seafood and look at the cliffs.


Just make sure the pump doesn't get caught in your trouser leg, or you'll keep falling off.
 
2021-03-04 9:00:49 PM  
We now live in the universe where life imitates satire.
 
2021-03-05 3:48:22 AM  

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WARNING - Do not attempt to use the air duster probe for anal purposes.


...Areyou my supervisor?
 
2021-03-05 10:58:19 AM  
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