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2021-03-03 10:32:48 PM  
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2021-03-04 7:21:37 AM  
Whew. For a second I thought there was actually a republican who actually wasn't a total piece of garbage.
 
2021-03-04 7:22:05 AM  
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2021-03-04 7:23:32 AM  
Who?

/I don't speak Twatter
 
2021-03-04 7:26:48 AM  
This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?
 
2021-03-04 7:30:19 AM  
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2021-03-04 7:31:20 AM  

HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter


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Too stupid to push a button
 
2021-03-04 7:36:52 AM  
The "Ow, I sat on my own balls" moment of the day.
 
2021-03-04 7:38:12 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button


Ok, who gets the job of executing the warrant on that Congresscritter's hard drive?
 
2021-03-04 7:42:49 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

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Too stupid to push a button


This guy is just over one year older than me and is a Trump cultist. Why couldn't it just be old sociopathic people?!
 
2021-03-04 7:43:42 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

This guy is just over one year older than me and is a Trump cultist. Why couldn't it just be old sociopathic people?!


*younger

/I was born in May 1981
 
2021-03-04 7:46:07 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

This guy is just over one year older than me and is a Trump cultist. Why couldn't it just be old sociopathic people?!


If it didn't spread to the younger generations, we would've been out of this mess decades and decades ago.
 
2021-03-04 7:46:20 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button


The fakest two smiles you'll ever see in one picture.
They both look like they're straining hard to push out a turd.
Little do they know they are the turds.
 
2021-03-04 7:47:33 AM  

Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?


And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?
 
2021-03-04 7:52:06 AM  

TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?


he votes his mind then gets a visit from the whip
 
2021-03-04 7:53:11 AM  

Walker: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

The fakest two smiles you'll ever see in one picture.
They both look like they're straining hard to push out a turd.
Little do they know they are the turds.


I love that just glancing at this photo can tell me Trump clearly has no idea who the hell this guy is, he was given about 8 seconds to get in place, smile and take the picture, then he was shuffled off and the next nobody was brought in.
 
2021-03-04 7:54:04 AM  

TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?


It doesn't. The button is clearly marked and even lights up. You can also change your vote if time hasn't expired.


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2021-03-04 7:54:56 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button


That picture looks like he's giving Trump's prostate an exam (aka "pushing Trump's butt on").
 
2021-03-04 7:56:52 AM  

havocmike: Walker: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

The fakest two smiles you'll ever see in one picture.
They both look like they're straining hard to push out a turd.
Little do they know they are the turds.

I love that just glancing at this photo can tell me Trump clearly has no idea who the hell this guy is, he was given about 8 seconds to get in place, smile and take the picture, then he was shuffled off and the next nobody was brought in.


That looks photoshopped. Wasn't the original pic showing Trump about to face-plant into a taco salad?
 
2021-03-04 7:57:19 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button


His finger up Trump's ass by all appearances.
 
2021-03-04 7:57:55 AM  

blackminded: TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?

It doesn't. The button is clearly marked and even lights up. You can also change your vote if time hasn't expired.


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Cool, so this is either incompetence or drunkenness.
 
2021-03-04 7:58:44 AM  

TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?


Given the number of minor bills going through Congress (plus our obsession with term limiting Congress because fark experience) I can see a couple of bills getting confused. This was a major good up, though. Still I'm glad they cleared up the confusion that one or two QOPers might be decent people.
 
2021-03-04 8:08:03 AM  
So he's either an absolute idiot first and piece of human garbage second or he's a piece of human garbage first and an absolute idiot second.
 
2021-03-04 8:10:45 AM  

havocmike: Walker: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

The fakest two smiles you'll ever see in one picture.
They both look like they're straining hard to push out a turd.
Little do they know they are the turds.

I love that just glancing at this photo can tell me Trump clearly has no idea who the hell this guy is, he was given about 8 seconds to get in place, smile and take the picture, then he was shuffled off and the next nobody was brought in.


picture looks like guy was sitting in chair and a cardboard  cut out was placed in front of him, or photoshopped.

No way the guy could fit between the back of the chair and Trumps fat ass.
 
2021-03-04 8:15:48 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

This guy is just over one year older than me and is a Trump cultist. Why couldn't it just be old sociopathic people?!


That's the scary part. This Nationalist movement is being embraced, and made stronger by younger people.
I did not see any boomers riding Rascal scooters taking part in the insurrection.
 
2021-03-04 8:17:46 AM  

TFerWannaBe: blackminded: TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?

It doesn't. The button is clearly marked and even lights up. You can also change your vote if time hasn't expired.


[Fark user image image 425x210]

Cool, so this is either incompetence or drunkenness.


*why not both?
 
2021-03-04 8:19:43 AM  
Maybe he really supports it but doesn't want his supporters to know that. Just like the lady who gave Sheriff Bart a homemade pie but doesn't want him to tell anyone about it.
 
2021-03-04 8:22:00 AM  

TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?


It's actually ridiculously easy. During the Occupy protests, a large group of us were present in at a vote of a state legislative vote. The two buttons are close to one another. They cast the vote and a youngish, female legislator immediately began crying. She had accidentally pushed the wrong button. She asked permission to correct her vote was denied. When the votes were counted, an attempt to criminalize protests was defeated and she calmed down.
 
2021-03-04 8:24:03 AM  

blackminded: TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?

It doesn't. The button is clearly marked and even lights up. You can also change your vote if time hasn't expired.


[Fark user image 425x210]


That looks different from the state set-up that I observed. It's interesting that Congress is allowed to correct their votes. I think that's appropriate. Thanks for sharing that information.
 
2021-03-04 8:25:05 AM  

Walker: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

The fakest two smiles you'll ever see in one picture.
They both look like they're straining hard to push out a turd.
Little do they know they are the turds.


"Here's the thing. If you can't spot the turd at the toilet after your first 30 minutes, you are the turd."
 
2021-03-04 8:26:25 AM  

TFerWannaBe: Snowblind2010: This raises the question - How many other bills have been supported/not supported by mistake?

And how in the ever loving fark does that kind of mistake get made?


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2021-03-04 8:36:30 AM  
"Sadly, he's telling the truth," says wife.

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2021-03-04 8:38:52 AM  
Maybe this is a template going forward for Republicans to broach unity. "Us seventeen senators did not mean to vote to allow voters' rights and raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour. It was a mistake. We would never willingly work with those filthy Dimmycrats!"
 
2021-03-04 8:39:11 AM  
This headline reads like an Onion article. Satire is dead. Long live satire.
 
2021-03-04 8:43:39 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button


Don't the republicans have a secret Twitter account that would say "Vote No on Voter's Right Bills.  Remember.  You're a Republican first"
 
2021-03-04 8:58:48 AM  
The twat says its about the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, not the For the People Act.
 
2021-03-04 9:17:06 AM  

thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button


....did he photoshop himself into a picture with Trump? Or does it just look that way because that's literally the only "smile" Trump is capable of, so every picture of him "smiling" looks the same?
 
2021-03-04 9:20:53 AM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Maybe this is a template going forward for Republicans to broach unity. "Us seventeen senators did not mean to vote to allow voters' rights and raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour. It was a mistake. We would never willingly work with those filthy Dimmycrats!"


Schumer rigged the voting machines of all Republicans! Now they randomly assign 16 "yes" votes to any Democratic legislation!  Stop the Steal!!!
 
2021-03-04 9:22:12 AM  

Icarus_Rising: Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Maybe this is a template going forward for Republicans to broach unity. "Us seventeen senators did not mean to vote to allow voters' rights and raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour. It was a mistake. We would never willingly work with those filthy Dimmycrats!"

Schumer rigged the voting machines of all Republicans! Now they randomly assign 16 17"yes" votes to any Democratic legislation!  Stop the Steal!!!


FTFM.  I blame my quarantine-weight-inflated fat fingers.
 
2021-03-04 10:01:27 AM  
Wrong Bill Subby.  He accidentially voted in favor of reforming the Police, all the Republicans made  DAMN SURE they voted against restoring the voting rights act.
 
2021-03-04 10:25:46 AM  

RasIanI: DarkSoulNoHope: thealgorerhythm: HomoHabilis: Who?

/I don't speak Twatter

[Fark user image image 425x357]

Too stupid to push a button

This guy is just over one year older than me and is a Trump cultist. Why couldn't it just be old sociopathic people?!

If it didn't spread to the younger generations, we would've been out of this mess decades and decades ago.


Or even millennia ago. Blaming immigrants for the ills of a society led by a corrupt and worthless government is nothing new.
 
2021-03-04 12:35:34 PM  
Republicans: People who would ALWAYS rather look stupid than appear to be helping black people.
 
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