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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Florida Man blows through barricaded crash scene in BMW, nearly hitting six deputies. When pulled over, exits vehicle dressed in a sock, boxers, undershirt, explaining his rush: "I was going to the Ritz Carlton. I have business to do"   (nbc-2.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, Miranda warning, Arrest, Crime, 24-year-old Nokomis man, Assault, Joshua Gaukhman, 24-year-old ignored police lights  
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2021-03-03 7:35:53 PM  
"a sock"
 
2021-03-03 7:46:00 PM  
Lemme guess, Steve Bannon was late for his tee time with Trump?
 
2021-03-03 7:48:17 PM  
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2021-03-03 8:00:54 PM  

fnordfocus: Lemme guess, Steve Bannon was late for his tee time with Trump?


26 minutes late.
 
2021-03-03 8:07:15 PM  
He was headed to Ritz Carlton Total Landscaping to host a media event? Sounds like a flimsy excuse to visit a sex toy store.
 
2021-03-03 8:53:00 PM  
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2021-03-03 9:42:41 PM  
Who the f*ck does this guy think he is, Mr. Bean?

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2021-03-03 9:44:26 PM  
That's a no-ragrets face.
 
2021-03-03 9:45:08 PM  
How the barricaded crash scene wound up in a BMW, we'll never know.
 
2021-03-03 9:48:01 PM  
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2021-03-03 9:49:44 PM  
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GAUKHMAN, JOSHUANOKOMISFL
ASSAULT: AGG ASSAULT ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC
ASSAULT: AGG ASSAULT ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC
ASSAULT: AGG ASSAULT ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC
ASSAULT: AGG ASSAULT ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC
ASSAULT: AGG ASSAULT ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC
ASSAULT: AGG ASSAULT ON OFFICER FIREFIGHTER EMT ETC
COCAINE-POSSESS: POSSESS COCAINE
DRUG EQUIP-POSSESS: AND OR USE
DUI-UNLAW BLD ALCH: DUI INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS

the judge will probably get tired of hearing this guy's name...
 
2021-03-03 9:49:57 PM  
I know where this happened. He's nowhere near the Sarasota Ritz

His story doesn't seem to check out...
 
2021-03-03 9:51:20 PM  
Anthony Kiedis, you nut.
 
2021-03-03 9:53:33 PM  
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2021-03-03 9:56:06 PM  
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2021-03-03 10:09:58 PM  
 Love that he wasn't wearing pants, only had one sock on,  but had two variety of drugs and three different kinds of paraphernalia to help consume those drugs.
 
2021-03-03 10:11:14 PM  
Do we really want to know where he was wearing the sock?
 
2021-03-03 10:13:39 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: I know where this happened. He's nowhere near the Sarasota Ritz

His story doesn't seem to check out...


That's why he was driving so fast!
 
2021-03-03 10:15:15 PM  
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Florida Man...
 
2021-03-03 10:56:27 PM  

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Remember when we could all enjoy Cancel Culture together, regardless of political affiliation?
 
2021-03-03 11:12:37 PM  
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2021-03-03 11:30:30 PM  
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2021-03-03 11:31:43 PM  
I'm not entirely sure I believe him.

But if he had garters for his socks, I'd be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.  You know someone is high-class when their socks have garters.
 
2021-03-03 11:32:20 PM  
Was his name Vincent Adultman?
 
2021-03-03 11:51:27 PM  

mrparks: That's a no-ragrets face.


More like a face I would not trust anything that it said
 
2021-03-04 12:15:58 AM  
Florida is a methed up Burn Notice episode written by Dave Barry in real life and I must be insane to find that appealing in the slightest.
 
2021-03-04 12:18:11 AM  

Incog_Neeto: Was his name Vincent Adultman?


Dumas Octogenarian, according to the ID.
 
2021-03-04 1:05:09 AM  

Mindlock: I'm not entirely sure I believe him.

But if he had garters for his socks, I'd be willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.  You know someone is high-class when their socks have garters.


He doesn't need two garters since he only wore one sock. Sounds like he had himself a real fun time.
 
2021-03-04 1:11:47 AM  
And you know when I'm down to just my socks
What time it is
It's business
It's business time
You know when I'm down to my socks
It's time for business that's why they call it business socks, ooh
It's business
It's business time
Ooh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah
 
2021-03-04 2:48:27 AM  
What I want to know is, was the sock on the right foot or left foot?
 
2021-03-04 8:21:19 AM  
That story keeps getting better.  Not sure if I enjoy his making sexually suggestive noises at the deputy more or his accusation of the police 'spawning' the warning lights.
 
2021-03-04 8:29:58 AM  
Alt-right Johnny Appleseed strikes again.
 
2021-03-04 8:30:44 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: I know where this happened. He's nowhere near the Sarasota Ritz

His story doesn't seem to check out...


Ritz Gardening and Landscaping.
 
2021-03-04 11:17:36 AM  
"Important business meeting" XD
 
2021-03-04 12:52:47 PM  
If there was ever was a time for a little police brutality.
 
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