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2021-03-03 7:01:36 PM  
Donnie is trying to sell just about everything, from his broken down helicopters to his failing hotel in DC at grossly inflated prices before he has to start bankruptcy proceedings just to pay his over $100 million owed to the IRS so far. The roughly 1 billion in debt payments coming due will result in trump fire sale auction prices.
 
2021-03-03 7:06:02 PM  
 
2021-03-03 7:09:02 PM  
Sold: $18,500,000Sold on 05/16/18:Zestimate  $17,882,720 trump asking 49 million because he lives in denial and delusion.
 
2021-03-04 1:21:55 AM  
The real price after factoring in the value of the money laundering services implied in such a deal is much, much lower.
 
2021-03-04 1:22:40 AM  
Gorgeous view but the decor is Trumpy as fark
 
2021-03-04 1:30:44 AM  
As a former Russian.. florida is supposed to be a floating prison colony by now.. what happened?
/Georgia can go with it..
 
2021-03-04 1:44:19 AM  
Someone should check to see if he has been paying all the property taxes on that place.  I bet he hasn't.
 
2021-03-04 1:52:23 AM  
The school ratings are terrible.
 
2021-03-04 1:54:32 AM  
Even the Florida tag isn't getting near this one.
 
2021-03-04 2:01:37 AM  
Donnie, the Russians want YOU to launder money for them. I mean, it IS a legitimate way to slide you cash that you can later lose, but don't you think you need to concentrate on getting decent lawyers for all the civil suits, State and Federal investigations?

I suppose the My Pillow guy might be in the market for a new place, or the Goya CEO, but really, that's a big ask for a market that is listing badly.
 
2021-03-04 2:06:07 AM  
He looks like shiat. l mean more like shiat than he did three or four years ago.
 
2021-03-04 2:15:50 AM  
Someone get it for cheap and turn it into a homeless shelter or something.
 
2021-03-04 2:22:20 AM  

KodosZardoz: He looks like shiat. l mean more like shiat than he did three or four years ago.


They say being President really ages a person. All the hard work, late hours and difficult decisions that must be made wear heavily on the heart.
 
2021-03-04 2:28:02 AM  
Could he be setting up a history of value in public opinion by trying to sell it for X amount so that when he moves in to avoid being told he can't live at Mar A Lago itself, he has something else to base his feelings of "worth" as?
 
2021-03-04 2:38:53 AM  
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2021-03-04 3:19:07 AM  

winedrinkingman: Someone should check to see if he has been paying all the property taxes on that place.  I bet he hasn't.


Apparently the house is owned by an LLC based in Delaware under Eric Trump's name. I can safely assume they are doing that for some kind of criminal shenanigans
 
2021-03-04 3:29:33 AM  
George Soros should buy it and turn it into an Antifa youth hostel.
 
2021-03-04 4:05:07 AM  

KodosZardoz: He looks like shiat. l mean more like shiat than he did three or four years ago.


He's a melting blob.
 
2021-03-04 4:08:50 AM  
This home is valued 2190.1% higher (↑) than the typical home in 33480.

I'm sure the neighbors hope it sells for asking price. That would only increase their property values.

Ain't gunna happen.
 
2021-03-04 4:58:41 AM  
Buy the house, get a couple flash drives filled with intelligence briefings for free.
 
2021-03-04 5:51:35 AM  
It's weird. He knows the eyes of the whole world are on him but he keeps pulling these shenanigans.
 
2021-03-04 6:39:20 AM  

shpritz: It's weird. He knows the eyes of the whole world are on him but he keeps pulling these shenanigans.


Why wouldn't he? Mitch McConnell's been wiping Trump's fat chins for years now.
 
2021-03-04 6:47:02 AM  
That's some high-quality money laundering!
 
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2021-03-04 6:59:23 AM  
Someone in the business can lay this out better, but there are supposedly complex laws covering the sale of real property to a relative for significantly less than fair market value. It's considered a breach of the gift tax exclusion and taxable to the person now selling.

Also, if you meet ownership and residency requirements a married couple can write off 500k of a gain on the sale of a primary residence. I'd be curious if they try to claim that despite not living in Florida the past two years.
 
2021-03-04 6:59:47 AM  
Wait... wait... he bought the home from.... Maryanne Barry?

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2021-03-04 7:30:36 AM  

monsatano: Gorgeous view but the decor is Trumpy as fark


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for 18 million they could at least stretch the carpet...and who chose the wallpaper?
 
2021-03-04 7:47:09 AM  
god he is a disgusting pig.
and does griftette have a farking neck stretcher?
 
2021-03-04 7:54:42 AM  
He and his ilk are simply delusional and always have been so. It's the delusional that you see when someone believes that they have a right to be in first class when there are no seats available. He had probably never bought a prescription at a Walgreens or cvs. He is ridiculously out of touch.
 
2021-03-04 7:55:31 AM  
Why is it that anything with Trumps name on looks like schit. This property is devoid of anything like tasteful architecture. It looks like it was designed by a Storage Unit contractor who never saw a framing square.
 
2021-03-04 7:57:51 AM  

eurotrader: Sold: $18,500,000Sold on 05/16/18:Zestimate  $17,882,720 trump asking 49 million because he lives in denial and delusion.


Does he?
Or this another money laundering scheme where some <cough Russian cough> benefactor pays an inflated price for something to launder money to Donnie?
 
2021-03-04 8:01:19 AM  
Send your rubles to fat Donnie to be laundered used to be a pretty good deal. He's not very bright, you can call all the shots, and it was relatively safe.

Now fat ass is under legal assault and on the edge of both discovery and bankruptcy. Launder your money through him and you may never see a ruble of it again.

Could this be fat ass lighting the bat signal and Putin ignoring it?
 
2021-03-04 8:17:23 AM  
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2021-03-04 8:52:56 AM  
Decorated in "Early American Tacky" style.
 
2021-03-04 8:57:54 AM  

johnny queso: god he is a disgusting pig.
and does griftette have a farking neck stretcher?


She's doing that society-woman-when-the-cameraman-appr​o​aches-her-table maneuver where she extends her neck as much as possible to hide her double chin in photos.
 
2021-03-04 9:52:14 AM  
FTA: "a well known and very important oceanfront estate,"

what the fark does that even mean?  I don't speak realestatese but does that imply imminent seizure under RICO statutes?
 
2021-03-04 10:29:03 AM  
And if I had a dollar, I might give you 99...
 
2021-03-04 10:41:24 AM  
I think Donnie Short Fingers is no longer a useful Russian asset.
 
2021-03-04 10:43:04 AM  

powhound: KodosZardoz: He looks like shiat. l mean more like shiat than he did three or four years ago.

They say being President really ages a person. All the hard work, late hours and difficult decisions that must be made wear heavily on the heart.


Yea, but the former guy didn't do any of that stuff.
 
2021-03-04 10:48:10 AM  

freakay: He and his ilk are simply delusional and always have been so. It's the delusional that you see when someone believes that they have a right to be in first class when there are no seats available. He had probably never bought a prescription at a Walgreens or cvs. He is ridiculously out of touch.


Or it's one of his typical scams where he claims it's worth 49 million, and when it sells for 18 million he takes a 31 million dollar loss.  This is how he ends up paying no taxes.
 
2021-03-04 11:23:43 AM  

Graffito: powhound: KodosZardoz: He looks like shiat. l mean more like shiat than he did three or four years ago.

They say being President really ages a person. All the hard work, late hours and difficult decisions that must be made wear heavily on the heart.

Yea, but the former guy didn't do any of that stuff.


your sarcasm meter is way overdue for the annual adjustment, my friend.
 
2021-03-04 1:42:40 PM  

eurotrader: Donnie is trying to sell just about everything, from his broken down helicopters to his failing hotel in DC at grossly inflated prices before he has to start bankruptcy proceedings just to pay his over $100 million owed to the IRS so far. The roughly 1 billion in debt payments coming due will result in trump fire sale auction prices.


I'll pay him 10 bucks to spit in his face.
 
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