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(MSN)   Turns out Elaine Chao's resignation may not have been related to the insurrection, but rather to the fact that the Transportation Department's inspector general referred her for a criminal investigation into misuse of her office   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-03-03 6:30:22 PM  
43 votes:
So she was part of the swamp and she self-drained.  How could Trump not give her the Presidential Medal of Freedom for that selfless act?
 
2021-03-03 7:39:53 PM  
37 votes:
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2021-03-03 9:12:39 PM  
23 votes:

cretinbob: dionysusaur: WTFDYW: cretinbob: [i0.wp.com image 687x400]

Nice target for a fist holding a roll of nickels.

Nickels?  Quarters!

You misspelled school bus


What kind of idiot are you?  You don't try to hit a turtle with a vehicle?  It doesn't work, haven't you ever played Mario Kart?

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2021-03-03 10:43:11 PM  
12 votes:
Wait a minute.....Mitch McConnell's wife was corrupt this whole time?
 
2021-03-03 8:39:57 PM  
12 votes:

dionysusaur: WTFDYW: cretinbob: [i0.wp.com image 687x400]

Nice target for a fist holding a roll of nickels.

Nickels?  Quarters!


You misspelled school bus
 
2021-03-03 7:52:32 PM  
10 votes:
Mitch can seek out Feinstein for advice.
 
2021-03-03 10:44:35 PM  
9 votes:

cretinbob: [i0.wp.com image 687x400]


How does he make a face like that.  I went and looked in a mirror and I couldn't get my mouth to move into that shape.  Must be special turtle powers
 
2021-03-03 9:54:48 PM  
9 votes:
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2021-03-03 10:09:56 PM  
7 votes:

TheCableGuy: Garland will be a busy guy.

Hopefully.


Garland isn't going to do a farking thing, by design. Just like Mueller. Can't keep the game going if anyone has to leave the table. If he actually does a goddamn thing that matters to anyone who matters, I will be epically shocked.

He was nominated for SC because he was just about the least effectual, least controversial, least boat-rockingest boring white guy judge they could possibly find who actually had any credentials. He's not going to be any more aggressive as an AG than he would have been as a Supreme Court justice. He is ballast. He is reliability. He's going to twiddle his thumbs while vanilla ISIS sleep of their meth binge from the Trump years and regroup to do serious harm.

Unless he goes unexpectedly nuclear on a few ten thousand assholes, I fully expect a whole shiatload of nothing from him.
 
2021-03-03 7:00:41 PM  
7 votes:
I'm ok with family separation when it comes to the McConnells.
 
2021-03-03 10:23:06 PM  
6 votes:
Yeah well I heard a totally unsubstantiated rumor about hunter bidens ex college roomates neighbors friend reviewing a gazillion dollars from china in exchange for total submission of the entire us deep state to the ccp so both sides are pretty much the same.
 
2021-03-03 10:21:48 PM  
6 votes:
Mitch will dump her in a second and claim he barely knew her.
 
2021-03-03 10:12:34 PM  
6 votes:

Lambskincoat: Her dad is a big wig in China, and ms Chao was working as a foreign agent against US interests. So was Trump, but he was enriching himself, not China.


Ugh, don't tell me, more Hunter Biden related stuff?
 
2021-03-03 10:46:34 PM  
5 votes:

fortheloveof: Gonz: I want to see Mitch have to turn his back on his own wife in order to save his own neck.

Is that really too much to ask? Just a little psychological suffering?

You think that would cause him suffering?

Plainly you are not a Kentuckian. The only thing that causes McConnell to suffer is to have to act to prevent the suffering of others.


Indeed

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2021-03-03 10:46:42 PM  
4 votes:
Honestly, what do they even talk about as a couple? Who farked over more people today? When they should plan another outing to murder baby ostriches?

It just escapes me.
 
2021-03-03 9:57:06 PM  
4 votes:
Too bad Moscow Mitch will only say that AG Garland investigating his wife is politically motivated, and Merrick Garland will shrug his shoulders and say "Ok" and drop the investigation.
 
2021-03-03 10:52:16 PM  
3 votes:

AliceBToklasLives: I'm ok with family separation when it comes to the McConnells.


I imagine SHE is, too.
 
2021-03-03 10:44:40 PM  
3 votes:
Oh man, all those GQPer's that were losing their shiat over Swallwell doing exactly what he should have when he thought he was meeting with a foreign spy are going to lose their shiat over this when they find out.
 
2021-03-03 8:38:45 PM  
3 votes:

WTFDYW: cretinbob: [i0.wp.com image 687x400]

Nice target for a fist holding a roll of nickels.


Nickels?  Quarters!
 
2021-03-03 7:47:27 PM  
3 votes:
I want to see Mitch have to turn his back on his own wife in order to save his own neck.

Is that really too much to ask? Just a little psychological suffering?
 
2021-03-04 12:25:27 AM  
2 votes:
Can you guys finally enact term limits ? Even the GOP like to pop up with them when they're not in charge. 
McConnell has been there for longer than almost half of Americans have been alive... (36 vs 38 y.o. median age), that should tell you there's a problem. 

If I remember well, the inspector general of the department of transportation who was looking into Chao was removed by Trump. Didn't stop that investigation, it seems.

But hey, if Mitch retires with his wife in some federal penitentiary, he'll have time to visit her!
 
2021-03-03 11:46:23 PM  
2 votes:

SurfaceTension: Moscow Mitch's wife isn't on the up-and-up? Go figure.


He got himself a mail-order bride that should have been returned to sender.
 
2021-03-03 11:13:26 PM  
2 votes:
Well, Mitch. Looks like turtle soup is back on the menu!

/tried hard
//was gonna go with 'Bet Mitch is turtling about now'
///neither are good.
////one more for good measure.
 
2021-03-03 10:52:58 PM  
2 votes:
Really hope she and he spend their golden years getting their cloacas stuffed in prison.
 
2021-03-03 10:52:41 PM  
2 votes:

Weatherkiss: Too bad Moscow Mitch will only say that AG Garland investigating his wife is politically motivated, and Merrick Garland will shrug his shoulders and say "Ok" and drop the investigation.


This sounds well-grounded and built on 0 information.
 
2021-03-03 6:52:59 PM  
2 votes:
Moscow Mitch's wife isn't on the up-and-up? Go figure.
 
2021-03-03 6:20:42 PM  
2 votes:
I suspect Garland might take a second look at these.
 
2021-03-04 9:44:23 AM  
1 vote:
If they deport Elaine Chao, does Mitch have to buy her all over again, or is he still the legal owner and he just has to have China ship her back to Kentucky?  Her family has all kinds of shipping containers, so that's not much of a problem.
 
2021-03-04 7:52:35 AM  
1 vote:

mrmopar5287: When my father's passport application was farked because of a typo on his birth certificate, his Senators had to intervene to get it issued.

It must be awful that someone in government


Makes phone calls to get some paperwork moving on a bureaucrat's desk. Truly a crime!
 
2021-03-04 7:52:01 AM  
1 vote:
When my father's passport application was farked because of a typo on his birth certificate, his Senators had to intervene to get it issued.

It must be awful that someone in government
 
2021-03-04 2:47:55 AM  
1 vote:

moothemagiccow: it wasn't an insurrection, it was a grolsch. come on you guys


Boy, he really has come into his own since Nirvana, hasn't he.
 
2021-03-04 12:00:19 AM  
1 vote:

AliceBToklasLives: I'm ok with family separation when it comes to the McConnells.


I think they should share a cell.
 
2021-03-03 11:54:36 PM  
1 vote:
Weird, there's a distinct lack of Trumper grey in this thread. Yoou would think that this would be an ideal tiime to bring up China Joe like they do in every other thread.
 
2021-03-03 11:42:03 PM  
1 vote:

Dictatorial_Flair: He's going to twiddle his thumbs while vanilla ISIS sleep of their meth binge from the Trump years and regroup to do serious harm.


FYI: Garland supervised the cases against the Oklahoma City vanilla bombing and that vanilla Unabomber guy.
 
2021-03-03 11:01:33 PM  
1 vote:
Goes to show, you just can't trust these sneaky immigrants that are married to Senate leadership.
 
2021-03-03 10:52:11 PM  
1 vote:

LarryDan43: Mitch will dump her in a second and claim he barely knew her.


But her coffee was steaming hot, if ya catch my drift...
 
2021-03-03 10:42:03 PM  
1 vote:
She's a gold digger married to a puppet she plays for profit
 
2021-03-03 10:37:57 PM  
1 vote:
It might be simpler to lock up the entire former administration for 10-20, and let them out on a case-by-case basis.
 
2021-03-03 10:33:16 PM  
1 vote:

LarryDan43: Mitch will dump her in a second and claim he barely knew her.


I heard that she just got coffee for him a few times...
 
2021-03-03 10:02:40 PM  
1 vote:

BuckTurgidson: The Martin County coal slurry spill was an accident that occurred ...

/sorry for all the bold and stuff.


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2021-03-03 10:01:30 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't it nice how all these IGs and watchdogs finally grew a conscience once it was far, far too late for it to possibly matter?

That's really great.
 
2021-03-03 9:57:09 PM  
1 vote:
Well I'm shocked.
 
2021-03-03 6:57:28 PM  
1 vote:
This is my shocked face:

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