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2021-03-03 5:02:00 PM  
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2021-03-03 5:03:16 PM  

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Ahhhhhhh
Jeez Sarah
 
2021-03-03 5:08:20 PM  
Hey hey!
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2021-03-03 5:12:40 PM  
Yay! Green!
 
2021-03-03 5:13:26 PM  
 
2021-03-03 5:14:37 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumplin​g

Dumpling is a broad classification for a dish that consists of pieces of dough (made from a variety of starch sources) wrapped around a filling, or of dough with no filling. The dough can be based on bread, flour or potatoes, and may be filled with meat, fish, cheese, vegetables, fruits or sweets. Dumplings may be prepared using a variety of methods, including baking, boiling, frying, simmering or steaming and are found in many world cuisines.

We are the world, friends.  I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could make a dumpling filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...

/I don't even go here!
//I just have a lot of feelings
///I'm already home
 
2021-03-03 5:14:52 PM  
here is a list of controversial bills in the Iowa's legislature during funnel week.

https://who13.com/news/politics/contr​o​versial-bills-expected-to-survive-funn​el-week-in-iowa/

It's a CPAC wet dream.
Most will pass in my fascist state.
 
2021-03-03 5:23:11 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [64.media.tumblr.com image 540x361]


...take your funny. It's also funny that a simple Bobby Tables attack is what allowed Gab to be hacked. That's like databases 101. Code was apparently written by Gab's CTO. These are not the best people.
 
2021-03-03 5:23:38 PM  
My folks got their second vaccine shots today.

/so.... Yeah.
 
2021-03-03 5:28:48 PM  
https://twitter.com/aabramson/status/​1​367240010622259202?s=19

Biden urges House Democrats to brag about American Rescue Plan. Says Obama's "modesty" about not taking a rescue lap cost the democrats in 2009 and they can't do that this time. "its good policy and its good politics," he says
 
2021-03-03 5:30:49 PM  
CNN:

House will scrap votes tomorrow and finishing votes tonight on police overhual bill, aides say, amid concerns about the threat to the Capitol on March 4.
 
2021-03-03 5:36:51 PM  
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Ahoy-hoy folks. Today's intro gif and the earworm I had to satisfy were inspired by a comment in the previous thread about missing restaurants. Happy humpday, all.

/URINALS FOREVER!!!!!
 
2021-03-03 5:37:34 PM  
Dave's not here, man
 
2021-03-03 5:39:57 PM  
I am going to high five myself for making a clutch save at work that will get no recognition anywhere.
YEAH!
Still bakin over here in Denver with 60 degree weather, but still windy for drones. Every nice day in Winter is not drone worthy because of wind...

I think I am at approaching the 1 year anniversary of finally seeking mental health help and about 6 months into some medication and things are going well, haven't been daily drinking for months now.
 
2021-03-03 5:41:44 PM  
So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

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I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?
 
2021-03-03 5:42:16 PM  
And this just dropped: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/capitol​-riot-fire-extinguisher-turning-point-​bus/
Capitol rioter accused of hitting cops with fire extinguisher came to D.C. on a Charlie Kirk bus
 
2021-03-03 5:43:11 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?


Auntie might I would just use the chicken setting
 
2021-03-03 5:44:09 PM  

dhcmrlchtdj: Sarah Jessica Farker: [64.media.tumblr.com image 540x361]

...take your funny. It's also funny that a simple Bobby Tables attack is what allowed Gab to be hacked. That's like databases 101. Code was apparently written by Gab's CTO. These are not the best people.


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2021-03-03 5:44:24 PM  
 
2021-03-03 5:48:56 PM  
I still think Joe should give the State of the Union as a televised speech from the Oval Office for three reasons:

1. Still a GD pandemic going around, FFS.

2. The continuing possibility of a domestic terrorist attack as the leaders (Repuglicans) have yet (will never be?) arrested for fomenting Sedition.

3. The current scumbag Repuglicans will show less decorum and respect than a Pro-Wresting audience.  They want to show off and grandstand to make points.  FARK EM.

It will also make the Repuglican base act like rabid dogs, ignoring the FACT the SOTU can just be delivered letter, period.
 
2021-03-03 5:49:27 PM  
CNN:

Acting Sergeant at Arms Timothy Blodgett sent a letter to members today stating Capitol Police has "received new & concerning information & intelligence indicating additional interest in the Capitol for the dates of March 4th - 6th by a militia group."
 
2021-03-03 5:50:09 PM  
They gave up on that tire fire of a vaccine scheduling system, apparently--this just came to me from Kaiser:

On Monday, March 1, the Oregon Health Authority (OHA) made changes to how appointments are scheduled for the All4Oregon Mass Vaccination Site at the Oregon Convention Center. To help reduce some challenges faced with self-scheduling, OHA will now use the Get Vaccinated Oregon (GVO) tool to randomly select GVO-registered, eligible residents in Clackamas, Columbia, Multnomah, and Washington counties to fill appointments. All4Oregon staff will reach out to those individuals to schedule their appointments.

I'm registered but don't expect to get a call any sooner than April at least.  As soon as I'm eligible I'll be haunting the Walgreens site trying to get my jab.
 
2021-03-03 5:51:52 PM  
https://bringmethenews.com/.amp/minnes​ota-lifestyle/after-plowy-mcplowface-t​rends-nationally-minnesotas-work-here-​is-done
 
2021-03-03 5:55:21 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: My folks got their second vaccine shots today.

/so.... Yeah.


Cheers!

My parents got their first vaccine shots on Monday. Progress is being made.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-03 5:56:58 PM  

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Ahoy-hoy folks. Today's intro gif and the earworm I had to satisfy were inspired by a comment in the previous thread about missing restaurants. Happy humpday, all.

/URINALS FOREVER!!!!!


Funny, then, that I just ordered dinner from Dairy Queen. Perfect!
 
2021-03-03 5:57:38 PM  

G-Ride: spaztic lv6 cleric: My folks got their second vaccine shots today.

/so.... Yeah.

Cheers!

My parents got their first vaccine shots on Monday. Progress is being made.


Kees household signed up via the MN app but nothing yet

We aren't in any hurry up groups so that is fine
 
2021-03-03 5:57:47 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Anyone here have a preference/recipe?


I'm thinking use the No Boom setting.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-03-03 5:58:19 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?


Oh man. I got nothin' regarding the recipes that you're looking at, but I LOVE the Instant Pot, and can steer you toward a pile of delicious recipes! Let me know when you're ready. Also, welcome to the cult. Gabba gabba one of us...
 
2021-03-03 5:59:19 PM  

TBC: Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

Oh man. I got nothin' regarding the recipes that you're looking at, but I LOVE the Instant Pot, and can steer you toward a pile of delicious recipes! Let me know when you're ready. Also, welcome to the cult. Gabba gabba one of us...


I too would like this list
We've got a Tayama
Love it
 
2021-03-03 6:00:10 PM  

G-Ride: spaztic lv6 cleric: My folks got their second vaccine shots today.

/so.... Yeah.

Cheers!

My parents got their first vaccine shots on Monday. Progress is being made.


Slowly.
 
2021-03-03 6:02:01 PM  

spaztic lv6 cleric: G-Ride: spaztic lv6 cleric: My folks got their second vaccine shots today.

/so.... Yeah.

Cheers!

My parents got their first vaccine shots on Monday. Progress is being made.

Slowly.


Currently the plan is all adults by June 1st
 
2021-03-03 6:02:34 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: And this just dropped: https://www.dailydot.com/debug/capitol​-riot-fire-extinguisher-turning-point-​bus/
Capitol rioter accused of hitting cops with fire extinguisher came to D.C. on a Charlie Kirk bus


This is my shocked tiny face.
 
2021-03-03 6:03:09 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

Auntie might I would just use the chicken setting


Maybe she'll drop by later, I was thinking she'd know.


Sliding Carp: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

I'm thinking use the No Boom setting.


We've had it for three weeks now, better half stays out of the kitchen when it's under pressure. LOL
 
2021-03-03 6:05:51 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

Auntie might I would just use the chicken setting

Maybe she'll drop by later, I was thinking she'd know.


Sliding Carp: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

I'm thinking use the No Boom setting.

We've had it for three weeks now, better half stays out of the kitchen when it's under pressure. LOL


Mrs kees was very cautious at first
I'm still the one who releases pressure though
 
2021-03-03 6:07:03 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?


start with a pound of bacon....
 
2021-03-03 6:07:33 PM  

TBC: Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

Oh man. I got nothin' regarding the recipes that you're looking at, but I LOVE the Instant Pot, and can steer you toward a pile of delicious recipes! Let me know when you're ready. Also, welcome to the cult. Gabba gabba one of us...


Yes, by all means. I stumbled across a cheesecake recipe that I REALLY, REALLY want to try: https://serenalissy.com/instant-​pot-tr​iple-chocolate-cheesecake/
 
2021-03-03 6:10:57 PM  
60 degrees today

And the golf carts are out in my town
 
2021-03-03 6:11:26 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

Auntie might I would just use the chicken setting

Maybe she'll drop by later, I was thinking she'd know.


Sliding Carp: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

I'm thinking use the No Boom setting.

We've had it for three weeks now, better half stays out of the kitchen when it's under pressure. LOL

Mrs kees was very cautious at first
I'm still the one who releases pressure though


I use mine as a glorified rice cooker. Releasing the pressure right away just clogs up the valve. I just let it sit for half an hour on 'keep warm' and there's not much pressure to release by then.
 
2021-03-03 6:11:32 PM  
https://www.mediaite.com/weird/dinesh​-​dsouza-gets-scrubbed-from-the-national​-review-masthead/

Every time right-wing pundit Dinesh D'Souza says something dumb or horrific, people ask why he is still listed as a contributor on the National Review masthead. Well ask no more, because Dinesh D'Souza has been officially scrubbed from the conservative mag's website. The removal was first spotted by Twitter user @dedc79. Thanks to the Wayback [......
 
2021-03-03 6:12:50 PM  

freddyV: 60 degrees today

And the golf carts are out in my town


Which means you can now see the fire hydrant out front eh?
 
2021-03-03 6:15:35 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Closed_Minded_Bastage: So, we got a Instant Pot (8qt Duo Evo Plus):

[Fark user image image 509x645]

I want to make Collard Greens with either a smoked turkey wing/leg or some ham hocks. All three of my grandmothers (one step-) made them as I was growing up and as far as I can remember, the last times I had some. They had the kind of pressure cookers that went BOOM!

Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

Auntie might I would just use the chicken setting

Maybe she'll drop by later, I was thinking she'd know.


Sliding Carp: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Anyone here have a preference/recipe?

I'm thinking use the No Boom setting.

We've had it for three weeks now, better half stays out of the kitchen when it's under pressure. LOL

Mrs kees was very cautious at first
I'm still the one who releases pressure though

I use mine as a glorified rice cooker. Releasing the pressure right away just clogs up the valve. I just let it sit for half an hour on 'keep warm' and there's not much pressure to release by then.


We use it for all the things
Lamb in forty minutes wowee
 
2021-03-03 6:16:31 PM  
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/03/us​/​politics/elaine-chao-inspector-general​-report.html

IG's report cites Elain Chao for misuse of office.

The report said the Justice Department declined to investigate her promotion of her family's shipbuilding business while serving as transportation secretary in the Trump administration.
 
2021-03-03 6:17:12 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: 60 degrees today

And the golf carts are out in my town

Which means you can now see the fire hydrant out front eh?


unlike other idiots in my town, I go shovel round my hydrant.

after that idiot nearly hit it, I went out after he towed his car away and shoveled round it.


don't think anyone else in this town does that
 
2021-03-03 6:21:05 PM  

freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: 60 degrees today

And the golf carts are out in my town

Which means you can now see the fire hydrant out front eh?

unlike other idiots in my town, I go shovel round my hydrant.

after that idiot nearly hit it, I went out after he towed his car away and shoveled round it.


don't think anyone else in this town does that


We have those sticks but only near the corners
And our hydrants are set well back
 
2021-03-03 6:23:51 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: 60 degrees today

And the golf carts are out in my town

Which means you can now see the fire hydrant out front eh?

unlike other idiots in my town, I go shovel round my hydrant.

after that idiot nearly hit it, I went out after he towed his car away and shoveled round it.


don't think anyone else in this town does that

We have those sticks but only near the corners
And our hydrants are set well back


Mine's bout 4 feet back.

After a fire in my parents town about a decade ago, I do it. The owners lost the house. The department was delayed after having to shovel out the hydrant.
 
2021-03-03 6:23:59 PM  
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Why should any day be different?  Hey Maddies.
 
2021-03-03 6:24:03 PM  
https://sweis.medium.com/did-schnorr-​d​estroy-rsa-show-me-the-factors-dcb1bb9​80ab0

RSA might be broken... we should know for sure reasonably soon
 
2021-03-03 6:25:47 PM  
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2021-03-03 6:27:25 PM  

freddyV: Cornelis de Gyselaer: freddyV: Closed_Minded_Bastage: freddyV: 60 degrees today

And the golf carts are out in my town

Which means you can now see the fire hydrant out front eh?

unlike other idiots in my town, I go shovel round my hydrant.

after that idiot nearly hit it, I went out after he towed his car away and shoveled round it.


don't think anyone else in this town does that

We have those sticks but only near the corners
And our hydrants are set well back

Mine's bout 4 feet back.

After a fire in my parents town about a decade ago, I do it. The owners lost the house. The department was delayed after having to shovel out the hydrant.


Oo
Maybe I need to add that to the plow dudes duties next year
 
2021-03-03 6:27:47 PM  
https://twitter.com/MaryEllenKlas/sta​t​us/1367248522844774403?s=19

NEW: As most of Florida was waiting for COVID vaccines in January, the wealthy Keys enclave of Ocean Reef was vaccinating more than 1,200 residents. A month later, a prominent resident sent @GovRonDeSantis a $250,000 check. w/@DavidGoodhue https://t.co/91BSlLVA0V
 
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