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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   Buttery male and Buttery female charged with copper theft from utility poles. Hillary Clinton unavailable for comment as her power is out   (wyff4.com) divider line
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2021-03-03 9:28:30 PM  
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2021-03-03 9:30:54 PM  
They're lucky to be alive.
 
2021-03-03 9:34:12 PM  
Thieves are scum
 
2021-03-03 9:35:32 PM  
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2021-03-03 9:40:25 PM  

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Are they playing a board game? The screen cuts off at the bottom.
 
2021-03-03 9:41:32 PM  
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2021-03-03 9:41:47 PM  

morg: MBooda: [Fark user image 850x609]

Are they playing a board game? The screen cuts off at the bottom.


Yes. Mousetrap.
 
2021-03-03 9:42:32 PM  
But......were they charged ?
 
2021-03-03 9:44:35 PM  
was supposed to start at 4:06

post fail
 
2021-03-03 9:45:57 PM  

wedelw: But......were they charged ?


With Resisting arrest?

/no grounds
 
2021-03-03 10:07:08 PM  

wedelw: But......were they charged ?


No. They're slippery criminals.
 
2021-03-03 10:08:52 PM  
Well done subby.
 
2021-03-03 10:24:24 PM  

Iowan73: They're lucky to be alive.


How is it possible to steal copper and knock the power out in the process and not get electrocuted? That takes talent!
 
2021-03-03 10:54:49 PM  

omg bbq: Well done subby.


This.

I dare day I have noticed more actually clever, non-tired cliche headlines lately.
 
2021-03-03 11:06:13 PM  
This would be a good HotY candidate; bravo, Subby.
 
2021-03-03 11:35:31 PM  

robocopy: Iowan73: They're lucky to be alive.

How is it possible to steal copper and knock the power out in the process and not get electrocuted? That takes talent!


Yup. Theh may know how to use the disconnect.
 
xCh
2021-03-04 12:52:53 AM  
"charged with obtaining non-specious metals unlawfully"

That's why I obtain my non-specious metals in a lawful manner!
 
2021-03-04 12:57:03 AM  
Michael Wayne Buttery, 58, and Kimberly Kay Buttery, 55, of Summerville, were both charged with obtaining non-specious metals unlawfully

Did you mean non-precious metals? Are reporters using voice recognition for writing their stories these days?
 
2021-03-04 1:18:29 AM  
before her power went out, Hillary was watching TV and eating Buttery popcorn.

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2021-03-04 1:21:10 AM  

robocopy: Iowan73: They're lucky to be alive.

How is it possible to steal copper and knock the power out in the process and not get electrocuted? That takes talent!


I guess they knew how to slide them right off.
 
2021-03-04 5:21:37 AM  

robocopy: Iowan73: They're lucky to be alive.

How is it possible to steal copper and knock the power out in the process and not get electrocuted? That takes talent!


By not being grounded while they cut the wire. Same way linemen work on live lines.
 
2021-03-04 8:10:17 AM  
Slow clap for subby.  don't forget this at HOTY time
 
2021-03-04 10:56:59 AM  

wedelw: But......were they charged ?


Yes. Assault and buttery.
 
2021-03-04 2:22:26 PM  
Copper? Not Aluminum?
 
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