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2021-03-03 12:06:47 PM  
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2021-03-03 12:07:06 PM  
The Insurrectioning?
 
2021-03-03 12:08:21 PM  
The dumbening
 
2021-03-03 12:09:20 PM  
Insurrection 2: 2 Fat, 2... Fat.
 
2021-03-03 12:12:16 PM  
Insurrection 2: Electric Chair Boogaloo

/I oppose the death penalty
//but those monsters can rot.
 
2021-03-03 12:13:23 PM  
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2021-03-03 12:14:36 PM  
Insurrection 2: Fatter, Furiousier
 
2021-03-03 12:15:13 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Insurrection 2: 2 Fat, 2... Fat.


oops, GMTA
 
2021-03-03 12:16:42 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image image 425x262]


Partly sunny with a chance of improvised melee weapons.
 
2021-03-03 12:23:25 PM  
I thought it had already been pushed back to the 20th.
 
2021-03-03 12:32:02 PM  
Phew!
I was thinking we had not embarrassed ourselves enough yet and that we had no plans to.
Good to see that we've not reached the bottom yet.


:|
 
2021-03-03 12:34:09 PM  
Which one of those hamberder heros is still going to try this?
 
2021-03-03 12:36:46 PM  

Mad Scientist: I thought it had already been pushed back to the 20th.


No, the goalposts aren't scheduled for moving until tomorrow evening.
 
2021-03-03 12:51:24 PM  
The national guard aren't likely to get stand-down orders this time.
 
2021-03-03 12:52:21 PM  
If I get to see a bunch of MAGAts maced and shot with rubber bullets, it will be the best birthday of my life.
 
2021-03-03 12:54:49 PM  

adamgreeney: If I get to see a bunch of MAGAts maced and shot with rubber bullets, it will be the best birthday of my life.


...only if they replace the mace with acid and the rubber bullets with real ones...

/Time to give terrorists no mercy...
 
2021-03-03 12:55:48 PM  

Mad Scientist: I thought it had already been pushed back to the 20th.


They'll be some that didn't get the memo being arrested over the next 36 hours, I assume.
 
2021-03-03 12:58:18 PM  

educated: Phew!
I was thinking we had not embarrassed ourselves enough yet and that we had no plans to.
Good to see that we've not reached the bottom yet.


:|


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2021-03-03 1:05:04 PM  
Insurrection 2: Insurrect Harder
 
2021-03-03 1:05:07 PM  
Beware the IEDs of March.
 
2021-03-03 1:05:42 PM  
Insurrection 2: Judgement Day
 
2021-03-03 1:06:38 PM  
So basically it's going to be the F*ck Around and Find Out: The F*ckering premier?

Because M885 green tip will go right through the body armor and into the fat squishy insides of those Meal Team Six insurrectionist terrorists.
 
2021-03-03 1:07:31 PM  
STOP CALLING TERRORISTS MILITIAS
 
2021-03-03 1:07:49 PM  
Insurrect act II: Back in the Habit

Insurrection II: Insurrect Harder

2 Treasons
2 Times

I still know what you did last transfer of power
 
2021-03-03 1:07:56 PM  
Boy it sure is a good thing theres no consequences for inciting riots, otherwise the GOPs media arm would be in big trouble.
 
2021-03-03 1:09:06 PM  
Give every National Guardsman one of these and end these insurrectionist morons once and for all.

Afghanistan Combat US Army Intense A-10 Air Support
Youtube tP-ysPz7tJ8
 
2021-03-03 1:09:51 PM  

bloobeary: The national guard aren't likely to get stand-down orders this time.


Came here to say this. They had the element of surprise and several other factors working for them last time.

This time? When the security has been overhauled and knows that it's under extreme scrutiny, and everyone's reporting to a President who actually gives a shiat about our country and democracy?

I hate the phrase, but... "Fark around and find out."
 
2021-03-03 1:09:52 PM  
And the dickheads on Fox News wonder why the National Guard is still there.
 
2021-03-03 1:10:47 PM  
Insurrection 2: The Wrath of Con
 
2021-03-03 1:11:22 PM  
Nobody expects the March 4th insurrection!

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2021-03-03 1:11:51 PM  
No one will shoe just to really own the libs.
 
2021-03-03 1:11:52 PM  
insurrection 2: Family Disownment.

Separating children from their MAGA parents who believe their child is Antifa because he lives in Seattle and attended the BLM rally in May.
 
2021-03-03 1:11:55 PM  
Maybe the government will actually be prepared and do something about it this time. Actions like this should have consequences.
 
2021-03-03 1:12:03 PM  
Oh, taking this one seriously are we?
 
2021-03-03 1:12:16 PM  
Oh, please try. I'd like to see this.
 
2021-03-03 1:14:17 PM  
Expect a false-flag event.
 
2021-03-03 1:14:42 PM  
Here's a hot tip.

Maybe dress like the mob that showed up with bats, polearms and tear gas might turn violent.Instead of shooting tear gas at the heads of people who showed up with helmets and shields and protest signs.
 
2021-03-03 1:15:10 PM  
You know what? fark these assholes. March 4th was my partners birthday and id rather not have to remember her on the day farking cultists tried to commit insurrection again
 
2021-03-03 1:15:10 PM  

LarryDan43: No one will shoe just to really own the libs.


What about the horses? Won't someone think of the unshod horses?
 
2021-03-03 1:15:30 PM  

IlGreven: adamgreeney: If I get to see a bunch of MAGAts maced and shot with rubber bullets, it will be the best birthday of my life.

...only if they replace the mace with acid and the rubber bullets with real ones...

/Time to give terrorists no mercy...


If you're spraying people with acid, remember to add some DMSO so it is rapidly transported through the skin.
 
2021-03-03 1:16:10 PM  

Resin33: Oh, please try. I'd like to see this.


The ghost of Ashley Boobitt smiles down from Kolob approvingly
 
2021-03-03 1:16:43 PM  
Insurrection: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones

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2021-03-03 1:16:49 PM  
Now that it's openly public that the government is taking it seriously, and there's a new boss, I expect the insurrectionists will return to cowering. The insurrectionists we have to worry about now will be the nutters trying to conduct an Oklahoma City bombing style terrorist attack.
 
2021-03-03 1:18:59 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Insurrection: Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones

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I like how they're all in their vehicles.  No one wants them in their house, including their SOs, so they're all relegated to their trucks.
 
2021-03-03 1:19:00 PM  
Maybe they should.

We don't need this to be like the other war on terror where we are in an endless conflict without any exit strategy.

Let them square up for the Great MAGA Massacre of March and let's move on.
 
2021-03-03 1:19:06 PM  
I nearly wish the government hadn't tipped its hat just yet.  Wait for these stupid assholes to make a move and come down hard on them.

Most of these weasels are going to tuck tail and hide and wait....
 
2021-03-03 1:20:50 PM  
Insurrect me harder, Daddy!
 
2021-03-03 1:20:54 PM  
Insurrection 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
 
2021-03-03 1:21:42 PM  
Qanauguration?
 
2021-03-03 1:21:58 PM  

Zik-Zak: Insurrection 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear


I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.
 
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