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(Yahoo)   A man in Vietnam spends 400 million dong on plastic surgery after being told he was ugly in a job interview. Heh, dong   (malaysia.news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-03-03 12:11:34 PM  
That's almost half a Brazilian dongs
 
2021-03-03 12:24:03 PM  
I used to have one đồng on my desk but now I can't find it.
 
2021-03-03 12:30:55 PM  
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2021-03-03 12:40:51 PM  
James May - My dongs gonna be all soggy
Youtube 6OGh_qNtn3c
 
2021-03-03 12:51:07 PM  
Dongs All Over The World - SNL
Youtube 2zdcNWdCGEs
 
2021-03-03 12:52:11 PM  
Is a picture of the dickship from ATHF allowed?
 
2021-03-03 12:52:28 PM  
So he went from what would basically be average Vietnamese to kpop?
 
2021-03-03 12:52:45 PM  
Ok, I get it, but John Cusack?
 
2021-03-03 12:53:12 PM  
Only 70,000RM's though.  So, you know. Whatever the f*ck an RM is.
 
2021-03-03 12:53:26 PM  
His after picture looks like a Photoshop pic where too many filters and adjustments were used.
 
2021-03-03 12:54:08 PM  
After visiting the money exchange in Ho Chi Minh city I commented:

"For once in my life I've got more Dong than I know what to do with!"

I refrained from asking if anyone wanted to see my megadong.

Best part was the one person at the table who didn't get it...
 
2021-03-03 12:54:32 PM  

skinink: His after picture looks like a Photoshop pic where too many filters and adjustments were used.


Are we sure which picture is which? I don't see either one being an improvement over the other...
 
2021-03-03 12:54:49 PM  
shiatty reason to have to undergo surgery, but at least it worked out better for him than for most people. Usually when people get a lot of plastic surgery they end up looking worse than before the surgery, I think he actually did come out looking better, so kudos to his surgeon. Still sucks he felt like he had to.
 
2021-03-03 12:54:59 PM  
Still gonna have ugly kids.
 
2021-03-03 12:55:07 PM  
You'd think after all that he'd get a decent haircut.  In fact I'd have started with that.
 
2021-03-03 12:55:39 PM  
That... is not a natural colour.
 
2021-03-03 12:55:46 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that "dong" is a slang term for "penis"?
 
2021-03-03 12:56:48 PM  
Is that like $40 U.S. ?
 
2021-03-03 12:57:21 PM  
How did they get his eyes to be closer together?  I can see shaving down the bridge of the nose, maybe working on the eyelids but it looks like his eyeballs were physically relocated to be about a half inch closer together.
 
2021-03-03 12:57:45 PM  
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2021-03-03 12:57:58 PM  
If he was shooting for a mix of KD Lang and Harry potter on Miami Vice then money well spent.
 
2021-03-03 12:59:13 PM  

freetomato: How did they get his eyes to be closer together?  I can see shaving down the bridge of the nose, maybe working on the eyelids but it looks like his eyeballs were physically relocated to be about a half inch closer together.


Its complicated.

You have to put them on a semi and get a police escort and you cant go under any low bridges.
 
2021-03-03 1:00:22 PM  

dothemath: freetomato: How did they get his eyes to be closer together?  I can see shaving down the bridge of the nose, maybe working on the eyelids but it looks like his eyeballs were physically relocated to be about a half inch closer together.

Its complicated.

You have to put them on a semi and get a police escort and you cant go under any low bridges.


How does that affect his peripheral vision?  It was probably pretty good before the surgery.
 
2021-03-03 1:00:39 PM  
The lack of Sixteen Candles references makes me sad.
 
2021-03-03 1:01:57 PM  
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2021-03-03 1:02:15 PM  

OldJames: Is a picture of the dickship from ATHF allowed?


It wasn't really allowed on ATHF in the first place.
 
2021-03-03 1:02:21 PM  

freetomato: dothemath: freetomato: How did they get his eyes to be closer together?  I can see shaving down the bridge of the nose, maybe working on the eyelids but it looks like his eyeballs were physically relocated to be about a half inch closer together.

Its complicated.

You have to put them on a semi and get a police escort and you cant go under any low bridges.

How does that affect his peripheral vision?  It was probably pretty good before the surgery.


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2021-03-03 1:02:24 PM  
Okay, the mustache was a little silly-looking but, I don't know, I don't think he was an ugly dude.

Poor guy
 
2021-03-03 1:02:45 PM  
I had a boss who's last name is Dong.

The jokes just write themselves sometimes.
 
2021-03-03 1:04:28 PM  
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2021-03-03 1:05:07 PM  

interesting times: Is that like $40 U.S. ?


$17,000+
 
2021-03-03 1:05:23 PM  

Breaker Moran: I used to have one đồng on my desk but now I can't find it.


Okay, Mr. Toobin.
 
2021-03-03 1:09:07 PM  
So, only about $17K to go from that "before" to that "after"?  I need to look into the cost of airfare to Vietnam.
 
2021-03-03 1:10:48 PM  
The Blue Dong? So Dr. Manhattan did win the war, didn't he?
 
2021-03-03 1:14:15 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: So, only about $17K to go from that "before" to that "after"?  I need to look into the cost of airfare to Vietnam.


Vietnam and Thailand aren't *only* for sex tourism... They're also huge destinations for high-quality cosmetic surgery and dentistry.
 
2021-03-03 1:15:14 PM  
Wow, the racism of that plastic surgery. White teaching hostpials have got to stop training plastic surgeons to mutilate the world to look like them.
 
2021-03-03 1:16:13 PM  
$17,342 for that amount of plastic surgery. Do they not have anesthesiologists? Do they just have you bite down on a piece of leather or something?

That's even cheaper than Mexico.
 
2021-03-03 1:17:23 PM  
Something about an unemployed guy affording plastic surgery & these pictures of two completely different people makes me think this story might not be on the up & up.
 
2021-03-03 1:18:46 PM  
I wish I looked as good as that guy before he had his surgery.
 
2021-03-03 1:27:05 PM  

thesloppy: Something about an unemployed guy affording plastic surgery & these pictures of two completely different people makes me think this story might not be on the up & up.


in no world is that the same man.  ytf would they lighten his skin?  why would they elf his ears?  who ever asked for thinner lips, in the history of ever?
 
2021-03-03 1:28:18 PM  

rainbowbutter: thesloppy: Something about an unemployed guy affording plastic surgery & these pictures of two completely different people makes me think this story might not be on the up & up.

in no world is that the same man.  ytf would they lighten his skin?  why would they elf his ears?  who ever asked for thinner lips, in the history of ever?


No it's Becky.
 
2021-03-03 1:29:27 PM  

lifeslammer: So he went from what would basically be average Vietnamese to kpop?


Anime character.
 
2021-03-03 1:31:10 PM  

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Oh those poor kids.
 
2021-03-03 1:34:44 PM  
There is no way I could raise 400 million dongs unless Scarlett Johansson helped.
 
2021-03-03 1:36:56 PM  
And here I was expecting that story to be about the time Lindsey Graham took a vacay in Vietnam.
 
2021-03-03 1:39:09 PM  
Not the same guy- look at the ears
 
2021-03-03 1:44:14 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Wow, the racism of that plastic surgery. White teaching hostpials have got to stop training plastic surgeons to mutilate the world to look like them.


Look up Korean pop sometime or BTS one of the big K pop groups.

That is going to be a much bigger influence to young people in Asia than anything involving "black" or "white".

/And they probably wear more makeup than late stage Michael Jackson.
 
2021-03-03 1:52:05 PM  

Breaker Moran: I used to have one đồng on my desk but now I can't find it.


You should go down Second Avenue near St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street. You might find it there.
 
2021-03-03 1:52:40 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Bennie Crabtree: Wow, the racism of that plastic surgery. White teaching hostpials have got to stop training plastic surgeons to mutilate the world to look like them.

Look up Korean pop sometime or BTS one of the big K pop groups.

That is going to be a much bigger influence to young people in Asia than anything involving "black" or "white".

/And they probably wear more makeup than late stage Michael Jackson.


My boss is Korean, and has wanted very strongly - for years - to have her epicanthic fold removed, and have her eyes look less Asian. She hasn't because her (American and non-Asian) husband didn't want her to, but it's something in Korean culture. Not a white doctors pushing white features on their clients thing.
 
2021-03-03 1:56:20 PM  
I assume he has to wear pancake makeup to mask all the scars.
 
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