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2021-03-03 11:50:24 AM  
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2021-03-03 12:51:09 PM  
Gee, I wonder if The Big Show Paul Wight will make an appearance...
 
2021-03-03 2:42:44 PM  
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2021-03-03 2:43:06 PM  
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2021-03-03 2:43:30 PM  
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2021-03-03 4:41:27 PM  
The Cody/Red Velvet vs Jade Cargill/Shaq match is the kickoff for Dynamite this evening.
NXT looks like it's moving to Tuesday nights after WM.

Tam Nakano beat Giulia for the Wonder of STARDOM title in a hair vs hair match. Tam couldn't do it but a STARDOM employee stepped in and shaved the side of her head. So, she went from this:

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to this:
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Giulia still raised Tam's hand after the match in a nice show of respect. I wonder if she will keep dying it blonde once it starts to grow back out.

Tomorrow's NJPW Anniversary show will be the last time the I.C. & Heavyweight titles will be defended as they are now unified as the NJPW World Heavyweight Championship after this.

Lastly, if you haven't seen DARK: Watch the JD Drake vs Stu Grayson match as Drake hit Stu with a move I thought knocked all the way back to Canada. (clip starts at match)

How Will These Matches Impact AEW Dynamite: The Crossroads? Watch Now and Find Out! | AEW Dark
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2021-03-03 5:08:35 PM  

isamudyson: The Cody/Red Velvet vs Jade Cargill/Shaq match is the kickoff for Dynamite this evening.
NXT looks like it's moving to Tuesday nights after WM.

Tam Nakano beat Giulia for the Wonder of STARDOM title in a hair vs hair match. Tam couldn't do it but a STARDOM employee stepped in and shaved the side of her head. So, she went from this:

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to this:
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Giulia still raised Tam's hand after the match in a nice show of respect. I wonder if she will keep dying it blonde once it starts to grow back out.

Tomorrow's NJPW Anniversary show will be the last time the I.C. & Heavyweight titles will be defended as they are now unified as the NJPW World Heavyweight Championship after this.

Lastly, if you haven't seen DARK: Watch the JD Drake vs Stu Grayson match as Drake hit Stu with a move I thought knocked all the way back to Canada. (clip starts at match)

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/l8oyUC3O​87g?start=2363]


Also, word is USA wants to move NXT to Tuesday nights.

VICTORY IS WITHIN OUR GRASP!

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2021-03-03 6:05:00 PM  

Captain Steroid: isamudyson: The Cody/Red Velvet vs Jade Cargill/Shaq match is the kickoff for Dynamite this evening.
NXT looks like it's moving to Tuesday nights after WM.

Tam Nakano beat Giulia for the Wonder of STARDOM title in a hair vs hair match. Tam couldn't do it but a STARDOM employee stepped in and shaved the side of her head. So, she went from this:

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to this:
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Giulia still raised Tam's hand after the match in a nice show of respect. I wonder if she will keep dying it blonde once it starts to grow back out.

Tomorrow's NJPW Anniversary show will be the last time the I.C. & Heavyweight titles will be defended as they are now unified as the NJPW World Heavyweight Championship after this.

Lastly, if you haven't seen DARK: Watch the JD Drake vs Stu Grayson match as Drake hit Stu with a move I thought knocked all the way back to Canada. (clip starts at match)

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/l8oyUC3O​87g?start=2363]

Also, word is USA wants to move NXT to Tuesday nights.

VICTORY IS WITHIN OUR GRASP!

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But what about IMPACT and DARK????
 
2021-03-03 7:42:09 PM  

isamudyson: NXT looks like it's moving to Tuesday nights after WM.


I'm torn. Not because of any silly "NXT vs AEW" nonsense but mainly because I kind of like having my rasslin' shows spaced out evenly on Mon/Wed/Fri. I understand that this should help both shows draw more eyeballs and attention but for me personally there's no way I'm watching 4+ nights a week of shows (and it sure as hell won't be NXT that I stop watching).
 
2021-03-03 7:42:57 PM  
Well, let's enjoy Ryan while we can on Wednesday's. I like the every other day format, but we'll see how it goes I guess.
 
2021-03-03 7:44:09 PM  
So who's ready for Orton/Miz v Bunny/Soulja Boy? Poor Damien Priest.
 
2021-03-03 7:48:34 PM  
Anyways, the NXT lineup for tonight:
-Dakota Kai and Raquel Gonzalez vs Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler for the Women's Tag Championships
-Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch vs Timothy Thatcher and Tommaso Ciampa (non-title)
-"The Way head to therapy"... lol
-LA Knight appears live in the CWC
-More progress on the Cole/UE/Balor/Dunne stuff

Not a ton announced tonight but they've got a ton of undercard angles cooking they can sprinkle throughout the show.
 
2021-03-03 7:50:42 PM  
BTW, I know it isn't Monday but how badass does this group look?

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2021-03-03 7:50:47 PM  

indybill23: So who's ready for Orton/Miz v Bunny/Soulja Boy? Poor Damien Priest.


I'm sure I've missed some Twitter shenanigans here but there's no way they don't go with Orton/Wyatt.

Did Soulja run his mouth while trying to sell some garbage Chinese gaming "console" or something?
 
2021-03-03 7:52:16 PM  

isamudyson: BTW, I know it isn't Monday but how badass does this group look?

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If you would've told me a year ago that I'd be as excited to see MVP, Shelton Benjamin, and Bobby Lashley as I am every time they show up I would've called you a liar.
 
2021-03-03 7:55:41 PM  
Im kinda for NXT moving to Tuesdays, I wouldn't even call it a win for AEW.  NXT is still the C show for WWE and AEW wasnt exactly destroying it everyweek.  I see Impact being the loser in the move, but that promotion just can't be killed anyway.

AEWs booking and storylines still arent for me.  I enjoy the occasional pentagon/Pac/Kenny omega match.  The overall product is still based way too much on spotfest matches andbooking disgruntled ex WWE talent.  They have been around for a while and aside from maybe Darby Allin, Sammy and Private party they havent built any stars on thier own.  Case in Point taking  a fued of Shaq and Big Show from WWE and making it thiers

To each his own.   Like what you want to like, and watch what you want to watch
 
2021-03-03 7:59:07 PM  

ZM Punk: NXT is still the C show


I wish the C students in my classes put forth the effort and quality that NXT does, lol.
 
2021-03-03 8:00:31 PM  
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2021-03-03 8:01:07 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: So who's ready for Orton/Miz v Bunny/Soulja Boy? Poor Damien Priest.

I'm sure I've missed some Twitter shenanigans here but there's no way they don't go with Orton/Wyatt.

Did Soulja run his mouth while trying to sell some garbage Chinese gaming "console" or something?


https://deadspin.com/twitter-beef-all​o​ws-us-to-welcome-back-soulja-boy-ran-1​846392487
 
2021-03-03 8:01:32 PM  
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2021-03-03 8:01:32 PM  

ZM Punk: Case in Point taking a fued of Shaq and Big Show from WWE and making it thiers


Show hasn't even appeared on screen yet for the company, and you're already putting him into a feud with Shaq.
 
2021-03-03 8:03:04 PM  
This should be stiff as hell.
 
2021-03-03 8:03:20 PM  
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So do we get Shaq-Fu or Shaq-fool here?
 
2021-03-03 8:04:15 PM  

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So do we get Shaq-Fu or Shaq-fool here?


What's the difference?

/ Personally, I wanna see Shaq Bio-Diesel.
 
2021-03-03 8:04:15 PM  
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2021-03-03 8:04:18 PM  
I hope Jade is better in the ring than she is on the mic
 
2021-03-03 8:05:00 PM  
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(BTW, Kacy Cat is out with a partial LCL tear)
 
2021-03-03 8:05:12 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: BTW, I know it isn't Monday but how badass does this group look?

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If you would've told me a year ago that I'd be as excited to see MVP, Shelton Benjamin, and Bobby Lashley as I am every time they show up I would've called you a liar.


Always been huge fan of Shelton and Bob, mvp is perfect for this role.
 
2021-03-03 8:05:41 PM  
Goddang, Shaq has been training! he's in shape!
 
2021-03-03 8:06:16 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: NXT is still the C show

I wish the C students in my classes put forth the effort and quality that NXT does, lol.


you can study all you want, but if the ratings aren't there, you get the grade you get.
 
2021-03-03 8:06:36 PM  
Hey Cody!

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2021-03-03 8:07:07 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Goddang, Shaq has been training! he's in shape!


I'm not sure he was in this good of shape in his NBA days.
 
2021-03-03 8:07:29 PM  
That chest slap from Shaq hurt ME!
 
2021-03-03 8:08:13 PM  

DrunkenGator: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Goddang, Shaq has been training! he's in shape!

I'm not sure he was in this good of shape in his NBA days.


Maybe his college days? Maybe further back in high school?
 
2021-03-03 8:08:22 PM  
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2021-03-03 8:08:22 PM  

NKURyan: ZM Punk: NXT is still the C show

I wish the C students in my classes put forth the effort and quality that NXT does, lol.


i remember reading an article a long time ago about a teacher that used a WWE title as a motivation for his students.  The Best effort or most improved for the week got to place the Heavyweight title on thier desk, and groups could compete in flash cards quizzes for the tag belts.

i ll see if I can find it
 
2021-03-03 8:08:29 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: ZM Punk: NXT is still the C show

I wish the C students in my classes put forth the effort and quality that NXT does, lol.

you can study all you want, but if the ratings aren't there, you get the grade you get.


Perform at a high level week in, week out and you'll get an A in my class - I could care less how popular you are around school.
 
2021-03-03 8:08:31 PM  
Hmmmm, anything else or Ciampa? AEW it is.
 
2021-03-03 8:09:00 PM  
Jade's outfit looks like those "bathing suits" they make from black & mirrored tape.
 
2021-03-03 8:10:32 PM  
Send for Paul Wight!
 
2021-03-03 8:11:10 PM  
So did we ever establish the Shaq/Jade relationship? Why is that a thing?
 
2021-03-03 8:12:11 PM  
Im surprised Shaq didnt go all Bork/Jimmy Johns and wear advertisements for Papajohns/General insurance/icy hot on his gear
 
2021-03-03 8:12:22 PM  

indybill23: So did we ever establish the Shaq/Jade relationship? Why is that a thing?


You had to watch Sammy's Vlog on Being the Elite: Dark to get the full story, duh.
 
2021-03-03 8:12:30 PM  
I'm sad AEW didn't bring in Joey styles to tell us how big Shaqs hands are.
 
2021-03-03 8:12:35 PM  

indybill23: So did we ever establish the Shaq/Jade relationship? Why is that a thing?


Literally, they just know each other via (insert whatever reason). Nothing else really to it.
 
2021-03-03 8:12:38 PM  

indybill23: So did we ever establish the Shaq/Jade relationship? Why is that a thing?


Because reasons

Also Jade and Red seem to be good prospects to build the division around.

TABLE TIME!!
 
2021-03-03 8:13:07 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: So did we ever establish the Shaq/Jade relationship? Why is that a thing?

You had to watch Sammy's Vlog on Being the Elite: Dark to get the full story, duh.


Ah, one of THOSE. got it.
 
2021-03-03 8:13:32 PM  

ZM Punk: Im surprised Shaq didnt go all Bork/Jimmy Johns and wear advertisements for Papajohns/General insurance/icy hot on his gear


He might of thought about it, but the chance he'd accidentally put the Icy Hot inside the gear and the Gold Bond outside was too much.
 
2021-03-03 8:13:44 PM  
>Matt Jackson sees that table<

"I gotta go get some cigs...or something. BYE!"
 
2021-03-03 8:13:46 PM  
Tables.
Dis gon' get good!
 
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