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2021-03-03 10:45:19 AM  
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2021-03-03 11:49:37 AM  
When someone looks at Ted Cruz and says: "I bet I can be even more reviled"
 
2021-03-03 12:06:58 PM  
Hey, MTG:  Don't make Pelosi angry... you wouldn't like her when she's angry
 
2021-03-03 12:25:13 PM  
That f*cking idiot needs to be removed from office

/Just for making Louie Gohmert look smart
 
2021-03-03 12:34:33 PM  
Who the hell is seconding the motion?
 
2021-03-03 1:37:06 PM  

abb3w: Who the hell is seconding the motion?


There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus. What's her face from Colorado who bellows the quiet part into any old megaphone would be my guess...
 
2021-03-03 1:41:24 PM  
Somehow, Trump with a vagina is every bit as pad as the other one.
 
2021-03-03 1:41:46 PM  
I'd like to see a ramp up of the investigation into members of congress who gave pre-insurrection recon "tours."
 
2021-03-03 1:42:03 PM  
It's good for power outages.
 
2021-03-03 1:43:04 PM  

NathanAllen: Somehow, Trump with a vagina is every bit as pad as the other one.


PHRASING!
 
2021-03-03 1:43:14 PM  

iheartscotch: abb3w: Who the hell is seconding the motion?

There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus. What's her face from Colorado who bellows the quiet part into any old megaphone would be my guess...


Lauren "My personality is GUN" Boebert?
 
2021-03-03 1:44:09 PM  
If you understand this post, log off and GBTW
 
2021-03-03 1:44:39 PM  
What a pack of obstructionist asshats.

But she earns STIGGINIT points every time she does it.
 
2021-03-03 1:44:57 PM  
Let me see if I understand this. She just started a new job and keeps asking to go home early and take tomorrow off.
 
2021-03-03 1:46:05 PM  

OldRod: Hey, MTG:  Don't make Pelosi angry... you wouldn't like her when she's angry


Yeah, she might tear a piece of paper, and clap dramatically.
 
2021-03-03 1:47:10 PM  

iheartscotch: There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus.


Yeah, looking around it seems my question is pretty thoroughly moot.

Record for one such vote here; among the GOP, 182 votes in favor of adjourning, versus 18 opposed.
 
2021-03-03 1:47:32 PM  
Another blanket party candidate.
 
2021-03-03 1:48:20 PM  
I guess when you don't know how to do any of the other functions of a lawmaker you just try and stop everyone else from doing anything as well.
 
2021-03-03 1:48:34 PM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: OldRod: Hey, MTG:  Don't make Pelosi angry... you wouldn't like her when she's angry

Yeah, she might tear a piece of paper, and clap dramatically.


And then cut you a million times with that paper. Just ask her daughter.
 
2021-03-03 1:48:50 PM  
Ok, you wins, GA 14th, you may secede.  Buy your own stop signs and fund your own surgical foot de-webbings.
 
2021-03-03 1:49:52 PM  
MGT is what you get when the class clown has no class.
 
2021-03-03 1:49:57 PM  
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2021-03-03 1:50:14 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: I guess when you don't know how to do any of the other functions of a lawmaker you just try and stop everyone else from doing anything as well.


All assholes learn that it's easier to destroy something than to build it. She had a good role model in 45.
 
2021-03-03 1:52:11 PM  

iheartscotch: bellows the quiet part into any old megaphone


almost feels like you're trying to describe my sex life
 
2021-03-03 1:54:45 PM  
Meh. The only things of value on twitter are the accounts of Chuck Tingle and Dan Rather.

/my twitter feed is weird
 
2021-03-03 1:55:21 PM  

OldRod: Hey, MTG:  Don't make Pelosi angry... you wouldn't like her when she's angry


You ever see a house speaker pull the ears off a gundark?
 
2021-03-03 1:55:23 PM  

OldRod: Hey, MTG:  Don't make Pelosi angry... you wouldn't like her when she's angry


She already supported having Pelosi assassinated and there were many crickets heard.
 
2021-03-03 1:58:00 PM  

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I really think this is Republicanism in a nutshell.
Whoever they were in 7th grade, they're still that self-centered, uneducated, frustrated, horny idiot.
 
2021-03-03 1:58:53 PM  
Twitter may have some value, but one fake journalist posting an insane claim that covid is just like the flu sucks up the time of hundreds of people who mistake the post for a teachable moment, or just take some time to tell the idiot how stupid their post was.
 
2021-03-03 2:01:46 PM  

abb3w: iheartscotch: There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus.

Yeah, looking around it seems my question is pretty thoroughly moot.

Record for one such vote here; among the GOP, 182 votes in favor of adjourning, versus 18 opposed.


I understand that they are one-party-strong but I don't understand why they fight this battle.

Why are they trying to adjourn? Is this really just obstructive attempts? Because I fail to see how they believe it will ever work...because as long as they are in the minority and there's no actual reason to adjourn, they've basically just made themselves go to work instead of accomplishing any goal of obstruction.

/they're just against it
//whatever it is
///if it's Democrat, they're just against it, no other logic need apply
 
2021-03-03 2:05:36 PM  

hammettman: I'd like to see a ramp up of the investigation into members of congress who gave pre-insurrection recon "tours."


I'm sure there is stuff going on behind the scenes.  Theyll probably drop findings all at once.

No reason to show hand too early.
 
2021-03-03 2:09:26 PM  

Hoblit: abb3w: iheartscotch: There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus.

Yeah, looking around it seems my question is pretty thoroughly moot.

Record for one such vote here; among the GOP, 182 votes in favor of adjourning, versus 18 opposed.

I understand that they are one-party-strong but I don't understand why they fight this battle.

Why are they trying to adjourn? Is this really just obstructive attempts? Because I fail to see how they believe it will ever work...because as long as they are in the minority and there's no actual reason to adjourn, they've basically just made themselves go to work instead of accomplishing any goal of obstruction.

/they're just against it
//whatever it is
///if it's Democrat, they're just against it, no other logic need apply


I'm wagering that they hope to adjourn the Republicans so that they can make it easier for Insurrection Part 2 to kill all of the Democratic lawmakers.

In all seriousness, even should nothing happen tomorrow, I expect that the right wing dipsh*ts will be gunning for many Democrats if they can find ways to get them.  They're beyond acting like rational people anymore, and I wouldn't put it past them to try a Guy Fawkes in DC.
 
2021-03-03 2:15:33 PM  

AurizenDarkstar: Hoblit: abb3w: iheartscotch: There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus.

Yeah, looking around it seems my question is pretty thoroughly moot.

Record for one such vote here; among the GOP, 182 votes in favor of adjourning, versus 18 opposed.

I understand that they are one-party-strong but I don't understand why they fight this battle.

Why are they trying to adjourn? Is this really just obstructive attempts? Because I fail to see how they believe it will ever work...because as long as they are in the minority and there's no actual reason to adjourn, they've basically just made themselves go to work instead of accomplishing any goal of obstruction.

/they're just against it
//whatever it is
///if it's Democrat, they're just against it, no other logic need apply

I'm wagering that they hope to adjourn the Republicans so that they can make it easier for Insurrection Part 2 to kill all of the Democratic lawmakers.

In all seriousness, even should nothing happen tomorrow, I expect that the right wing dipsh*ts will be gunning for many Democrats if they can find ways to get them.  They're beyond acting like rational people anymore, and I wouldn't put it past them to try a Guy Fawkes in DC.


There's a reason a select few are raising holy hell about the metal detectors.

The next coup attempt will be much louder.
 
2021-03-03 2:17:50 PM  
Robert's Rules say the motion requires a second, but no debate, and requires a majority to adjourn.

Does this mean the GOP house members are just lurking around the water fountain counting heads while democrats are back in their offices or committee  rooms working?  It's like a game of as soon as we have a very temporary majority present we can shut it down?
 
2021-03-03 2:20:39 PM  
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2021-03-03 2:21:34 PM  

Hoblit: abb3w: iheartscotch: There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus.

Yeah, looking around it seems my question is pretty thoroughly moot.

Record for one such vote here; among the GOP, 182 votes in favor of adjourning, versus 18 opposed.

I understand that they are one-party-strong but I don't understand why they fight this battle.

Why are they trying to adjourn? Is this really just obstructive attempts? Because I fail to see how they believe it will ever work...because as long as they are in the minority and there's no actual reason to adjourn, they've basically just made themselves go to work instead of accomplishing any goal of obstruction.

/they're just against it
//whatever it is
///if it's Democrat, they're just against it, no other logic need apply


I'm where you are.  I get that they're obstructionist assholes, but has she given a public reason why she's doing this?  Because I'd love to know how she is trying to justify this outwardly.  There seems to be no actual purpose to doing this other than to just be an asshole, but you can't say that to the public.
 
2021-03-03 2:22:22 PM  
You know... it occurs to me that she really wants to be at home on March 4th... or at least outside the Capitol doing fist pumps.... like... patriotically fisting, or something.
 
2021-03-03 2:23:36 PM  

NathanAllen: Somehow, Trump with a vagina is every bit as pad as the other one.


She has a traditional vagina. Trump just has the neck vagina.
 
2021-03-03 2:23:53 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

tedlieu: Dear @RepMTG: You are so mighty! You must feel powerful making random motions to adjourn that waste taxpayer funds and money. Did you know you can also make random motions to adjourn when you are in House Committee hearings? Oh wait... https://t.co/bxDCK04JZC


Still no value, nuke it from orbit, it's the only way
 
2021-03-03 2:30:35 PM  
those georgia rednecks must be so proud.

I can hear it now...

"she's so dang purty, and stigginit to them thar libs hyuk hyuk.  ill betcha what fer she even got a dangol' AR... uh... dangit I can't count quite that high..."

... then the bed springs squeak a little bit while cletus joey jim bob junior rolls off his cousin to jerk off in his maga hat.

because She. Repperzents. Them.
 
2021-03-03 2:35:00 PM  

abb3w: Who the hell is seconding the motion?


Damn you Scruffy.
*Shakes tiny fist
 
2021-03-03 2:54:48 PM  

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Her stupid sitcom-mommy "dusting off my hands" gesture after putting up that sign underscores what a derivative dumbass she really is.
 
2021-03-03 2:58:54 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: special20: [Fark user image image 324x438]

Her stupid sitcom-mommy "dusting off my hands" gesture after putting up that sign underscores what a derivative dumbass she really is.


Rep across the hall should post full-color photos of the guys MTG was banging at her gym.

No witty sayings, no labels...just post the pictures and stare her down across the hall with a shiat-eating grin.
 
2021-03-03 3:01:12 PM  
It does not.
 
2021-03-03 3:05:04 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: those georgia rednecks must be so proud.

I can hear it now...

"she's so dang purty, and stigginit to them thar libs hyuk hyuk.  ill betcha what fer she even got a dangol' AR... uh... dangit I can't count quite that high..."

... then the bed springs squeak a little bit while cletus joey jim bob junior rolls off his cousin to jerk off in his maga hat.

because She. Repperzents. Them.


I hope they can at least afford eye glasses because that woman is homelier than homemade sin.
 
2021-03-03 3:09:12 PM  
WTF? Is she doing test runs on how to force all the House members into one place so that she can pull the same crap tomorrow when her friends try and storm the Capitol again?
 
2021-03-03 3:10:08 PM  
Ted had better not seek a position that requires Senate confirmation cause he's got being mean to an art form.
 
2021-03-03 3:12:22 PM  

Richard Hertz: AurizenDarkstar: Hoblit: abb3w: iheartscotch: There are 100+ members of the Treason Caucus.

Yeah, looking around it seems my question is pretty thoroughly moot.

Record for one such vote here; among the GOP, 182 votes in favor of adjourning, versus 18 opposed.

I understand that they are one-party-strong but I don't understand why they fight this battle.

Why are they trying to adjourn? Is this really just obstructive attempts? Because I fail to see how they believe it will ever work...because as long as they are in the minority and there's no actual reason to adjourn, they've basically just made themselves go to work instead of accomplishing any goal of obstruction.

/they're just against it
//whatever it is
///if it's Democrat, they're just against it, no other logic need apply

I'm wagering that they hope to adjourn the Republicans so that they can make it easier for Insurrection Part 2 to kill all of the Democratic lawmakers.

In all seriousness, even should nothing happen tomorrow, I expect that the right wing dipsh*ts will be gunning for many Democrats if they can find ways to get them.  They're beyond acting like rational people anymore, and I wouldn't put it past them to try a Guy Fawkes in DC.

There's a reason a select few are raising holy hell about the metal detectors.

The next coup attempt will be much louder.


That's supposed to be today. And uhh... unlikely.

Anyone stupid enough to try and mob the capitol building again after what happened 3 months ago is still fresh in law enforcement's minds will get shot and deserve to be shot.

They won't make it inside this time. They'll be lucky to get within 60 feet before having guns lifted at them by actual trained professionals.
 
2021-03-03 3:13:11 PM  

BitwiseShift: Robert's Rules say the motion requires a second, but no debate, and requires a majority to adjourn.

Does this mean the GOP house members are just lurking around the water fountain counting heads while democrats are back in their offices or committee  rooms working?  It's like a game of as soon as we have a very temporary majority present we can shut it down?


No, it's dumber, A motion brought to the floor during committee time needs the House to come back and vote.  They aren't trying to actually adjourn the House, they just want to obstruct and delay the work of government, because they aren't in charge.
 
2021-03-03 3:23:02 PM  

abb3w: Who the hell is seconding the motion?


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