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(Reuters)   Why not both, aside from the elephants turning the avocados into paste?   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Kenya, Tanzania, majestic sight of elephants, agricultural company KiliAvo Fresh Ltd, Amboseli National Park, Maasai, Amboseli elephants, National Environment Management Agency  
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1794 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Mar 2021 at 9:58 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-03-03 10:03:55 PM  
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2021-03-04 12:04:19 AM  
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nicholas m schumacher: Perhaps if we teach the Elephants to mine bitcoins, they can purchase the avocados directly from the farm?

No, that's the beautiful part. In the winter the bitcoins simply freeze to death.

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2021-03-03 7:52:11 PM  
2 votes:
Elephant lives matter more than your morning toast.
2021-03-04 2:03:46 AM  
1 vote:
those darn millennial elephants and their insatiable lust for avocado toast.
2021-03-03 11:23:34 PM  
1 vote:

saturn badger: Guacamole, subby, not paste. Lovely fresh guacamole.

If you're just smashing avocados and calling it guacamole, anyone you feed it to has the right to slap you.
2021-03-03 10:28:53 PM  
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Did he say Nanu Nanu or Mamo Mamo?
2021-03-03 12:33:14 PM  
1 vote:
Actually, eat the avocados, if you don't keep the elephants off the farm. Which means land for the farms is land the elephants don't have for grazing and that elephants can't migrate through, which lack would be expected to cause the elephant population to (even more) rapidly diminish to extinction.

So, there's a choice that has to be made.
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