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(The Street)   Michaels shareholders sing praises unto the crafty god Apollo, who hath bestowed upon them the blessings of Mammon   ( divider line
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2021-03-03 9:17:50 PM  
At least they aren't being taken over by the fundie archaeological site pillagers at Hobby Lobby.
2021-03-03 10:07:59 PM  
An empire built on blood and custom framing services.
2021-03-03 11:56:24 PM  
My local one upgraded to the abandoned Sears which is twice the footage, easily. Somehow they made it more crowded than their old store.
2021-03-04 8:29:50 AM  
Are you sure you don't mean Hobby Lobby? I thought they were the ultra-religious craft store to avoid.
2021-03-04 9:45:46 AM  
Michael's sells Astronaut Ice Cream 😀
2021-03-04 1:14:42 PM  
Dateline: June 1, 2025-Michael's, the once vaunted home hobbyist chain, filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after failing to make an interest payment to Apollo Global management yesterday...
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