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2021-03-02 5:16:24 PM  
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2021-03-02 5:16:43 PM  
this makes me smile.
 
2021-03-02 5:19:37 PM  
Those are awesome.
 
2021-03-02 5:22:49 PM  
Snowbi Wan Kenobi
 
2021-03-02 5:28:00 PM  
Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.
 
2021-03-02 5:31:21 PM  
Sir Plows A Lot

I think that's a pr0n flick title.
 
2021-03-02 5:32:26 PM  
Plowy McPlowface is the least original one on there. F. Salt Fitzgerald is probably my favorite one.

/Plow Bunyan is weak as well (Michigan apparently has a stronger claim to the Paul Bunyan birthplace)
//What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?
 
2021-03-02 5:32:43 PM  
These are awesome.
 
2021-03-02 5:33:18 PM  
I would have named it MNDOT PLW481-B.

I'm old fashioned
 
2021-03-02 5:36:27 PM  
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2021-03-02 5:38:11 PM  
Plowie Mandel
Don't Have a Plow, Man
Plow That's What I Call Plowing, Vol. 42
 
2021-03-02 5:38:56 PM  
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Feels robbed.
 
2021-03-02 5:50:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: //What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?


Do you want a Jedi to clear it with finesse, or a Sith to TRULY free you from the CHAINS of SNOW and ICE?
 
2021-03-02 6:02:09 PM  

markie_farkie: Sir Plows A Lot

I think that's a pr0n flick title.


I like big drifts and I can't deny...
 
2021-03-02 6:22:16 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Plowy McPlowface is the least original one on there. F. Salt Fitzgerald is probably my favorite one.

/Plow Bunyan is weak as well (Michigan apparently has a stronger claim to the Paul Bunyan birthplace)
//What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?


Blanky McBlankface has outlived it's humor.  Now it's just lame.
 
2021-03-02 6:31:33 PM  
Señor Plow no es macho, es solamente un borracho.
 
2021-03-02 6:42:26 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.


That was borrowed from a Scottish plow-naming contest from a month ago. Still funny; not original.
 
2021-03-02 6:42:41 PM  

Myrdinn: scottydoesntknow: //What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?

Do you want a Jedi to clear it with finesse, or a Sith to TRULY free you from the CHAINS of SNOW and ICE?


Only one side gets plowed, but the other side becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine
 
2021-03-02 7:02:26 PM  
Your Mom Must Be Snow Plowed
 
2021-03-02 7:12:17 PM  

FlashHarry: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.

That was borrowed from a Scottish plow-naming contest from a month ago. Still funny; not original.


No, I did mean the Scottish ones.
 
2021-03-02 7:33:24 PM  
Plow Job
 
2021-03-02 7:37:17 PM  

cretinbob: markie_farkie: Sir Plows A Lot

I think that's a pr0n flick title.

I like big drifts and I can't deny...


And I farking farked it up.
Goddamned embarrassing.

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2021-03-02 8:28:44 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: No, I did mean the Scottish ones.


Ah, well, carry on then!
 
2021-03-02 8:56:25 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.


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2021-03-02 9:05:58 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.

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Literary history always shows; Scotland hae Robbie Burns; Minnesota has... Garrison Keillor, I guess?
 
2021-03-02 11:26:20 PM  
I never laugh at the same joke twice so I guess I have no sense of humor. 🙄
 
2021-03-02 11:40:54 PM  

BizarreMan: scottydoesntknow: Plowy McPlowface is the least original one on there. F. Salt Fitzgerald is probably my favorite one.

/Plow Bunyan is weak as well (Michigan apparently has a stronger claim to the Paul Bunyan birthplace)
//What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?

Blanky McBlankface has outlived it's humor.  Now it's just lame.


Oh.  You're one of those.
 
2021-03-02 11:41:46 PM  
The Plowers of Romance
 
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2021-03-02 11:43:32 PM  
Plow! There it is.
Plow! There it is.
Clear the snow out, clear the snow out.......
 
2021-03-02 11:43:36 PM  
These are fun.
 
2021-03-02 11:43:44 PM  
So... are they going to paint a face on it?
 
2021-03-02 11:48:07 PM  
I like Snowbi Wan Kenobi.
 
2021-03-02 11:50:21 PM  

BizarreMan: scottydoesntknow: Plowy McPlowface is the least original one on there. F. Salt Fitzgerald is probably my favorite one.

/Plow Bunyan is weak as well (Michigan apparently has a stronger claim to the Paul Bunyan birthplace)
//What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?

Blanky McBlankface has outlived it's humor.  Now it's just lame.


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2021-03-02 11:56:20 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Gordon Bennett: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.

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Literary history always shows; Scotland hae Robbie Burns; Minnesota has... Garrison Keillor, I guess?


Ahem
 
2021-03-03 12:02:28 AM  
Plower Ranger
 
2021-03-03 12:04:17 AM  
Drew fixed the cable?
 
2021-03-03 12:04:33 AM  
Way to beat a dead Horsy McHorseface to death with that name
 
2021-03-03 12:05:57 AM  

BizarreMan: scottydoesntknow: Plowy McPlowface is the least original one on there. F. Salt Fitzgerald is probably my favorite one.

/Plow Bunyan is weak as well (Michigan apparently has a stronger claim to the Paul Bunyan birthplace)
//What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?

Blanky McBlankface has outlived it's humor.  Now it's just lame.


"Xy McY" joke names used to be fun. "Xy McXface" ones are just lazy.
 
2021-03-03 12:07:35 AM  

BizarreMan: scottydoesntknow: Plowy McPlowface is the least original one on there. F. Salt Fitzgerald is probably my favorite one.

/Plow Bunyan is weak as well (Michigan apparently has a stronger claim to the Paul Bunyan birthplace)
//What happens if Darth Blader and Snowbi Wan Kenobi meet on the same street?

Blanky McBlankface has outlived it's humor.  Now it's just lame.


Alright then, bizaarremany mcbizarremanny face.

See its funny again!!
 
2021-03-03 12:10:48 AM  
"The Truck formerly known as Plow" is the most perfectly Minnesota name possible
 
2021-03-03 12:11:05 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Gordon Bennett: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.

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Literary history always shows; Scotland hae Robbie Burns; Minnesota has... Garrison Keillor, I guess?


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-03-03 12:13:23 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Gordon Bennett: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Spready Mercury is still the best one I've heard.

[Fark user image 750x500]

Literary history always shows; Scotland hae Robbie Burns; Minnesota has... Garrison Keillor, I guess?


Dorothy Molter.
 
2021-03-03 12:14:32 AM  
 
2021-03-03 12:14:36 AM  
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2021-03-03 12:15:32 AM  
Wow. That's SO original.
 
2021-03-03 12:18:38 AM  
Plow me
 
2021-03-03 12:25:14 AM  
Oh ffs, have a little fun.
 
2021-03-03 12:25:53 AM  
Let the person who doesn't laugh at these, throw themselves into a snowbank.
 
2021-03-03 12:26:50 AM  
Da Plowzout.

As in: Who let Da Plowzout?
Who
Who
Who who who?
 
2021-03-03 12:33:28 AM  
Just paint them all purple and adorn them with the symbol of the artist formerly known as Prince.
 
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