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2021-03-02 2:02:16 PM  
Holy Moley
 
2021-03-02 2:20:01 PM  
She is a beautiful person in every way.
 
2021-03-02 2:23:09 PM  
I find it ironic that someone who is paid an obscene amount of money to model clothes spends some much time naked. I not complaining, mind you, but....
 
2021-03-02 2:50:33 PM  
Oh I had her mixed up with Emily blunt.
 
2021-03-02 3:00:34 PM  
Ambivalence: I had her mixed up with Emily blunt.

THAT is a truly beautiful woman.
 
2021-03-02 3:20:55 PM  
I saw the baby and it looked at me.
 
2021-03-02 3:38:34 PM  
So, if a regular person did this, their Instagram account would probably be deleted. Yet she's famous, so the rules don't apply to them.
 
2021-03-02 3:38:34 PM  
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2021-03-02 3:39:42 PM  

solcofn: [i.imgur.com image 480x276]


Where is that gif from?
 
2021-03-02 3:40:44 PM  

Flincher: solcofn: [i.imgur.com image 480x276]

Where is that gif from?


Jizz In My Pants
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2021-03-02 3:51:00 PM  
To repurpose a completely-unrelated lyric from Mos Def...she'll have the women in your mama's church screaming "Lawd Jesus."
 
2021-03-02 3:51:31 PM  
She always has that blank expression, like the lights are on, but nobody's home.

Fine set of breasts though.

And I think by now, we have all seen her fully nude.
 
2021-03-02 3:54:17 PM  
Bah, mall-pregnant hot
 
2021-03-02 3:56:23 PM  

KC Dutchman: I find it ironic that someone who is paid an obscene amount of money to model clothes spends some much time naked. I not complaining, mind you, but....


If I looked like that, my default state would be naked.
 
2021-03-02 4:02:49 PM  
Stephen King has a new book coming out as well. One wonders why he's not using this same strategy. Probably because he's a writer.
 
2021-03-02 4:06:48 PM  

Michael J Faux: Stephen King has a new book coming out as well. One wonders why he's not using this same strategy. Probably because he's a writer.


Buy my book, or I take my shirt off

*instant best seller*
 
2021-03-02 4:06:55 PM  
You lost me at pregnant.
 
2021-03-02 4:07:27 PM  
It's not really nudity if I can't see mudflaps.
 
2021-03-02 4:14:12 PM  

duckpoopy: It's not really nudity if I can't see mudflaps.


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2021-03-02 4:14:45 PM  

duckpoopy: It's not really nudity if I can't see mudflaps.


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Huh.... well ok
 
2021-03-02 4:18:07 PM  

duckpoopy: It's not really nudity if I can't see mudflaps.


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2021-03-02 4:19:28 PM  

Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.


I'm inclined to ask why, but I suspect the answer is going to be coated in misogyny, likely of a religious flavor.
 
2021-03-02 4:22:15 PM  

Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.


Pregnant women are sexy.
 
2021-03-02 4:23:13 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She always has that blank expression, like the lights are on, but nobody's home.

Fine set of breasts though.

And I think by now, we have all seen her fully nude.


what is the over under on the times until the following.

1. The "I'm just a mom now.  I don't even miss my old life because my kids are everything and that will never change" magazine interview.

2. Her "she proves you can (with a team of cooks/maids/assistants/nannies) have it all comeback (because it turns out that once people stop paying attention to you for being a parent, actual parenting is pretty boring)."
 
2021-03-02 4:28:48 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.


I find them to be incredibly smug.
 
2021-03-02 4:29:49 PM  

Bslim: Bah, mall-pregnant hot


Do you run into a lot of somewhat attractive pregnant ladies at the mall?

Also, you have a mall that's still open?
 
2021-03-02 4:58:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Bslim: Bah, mall-pregnant hot

Do you run into a lot of somewhat attractive pregnant ladies at the mall?

Also, you have a mall that's still open?


My local mall is either South Coast or Fashion Island, so that's a big yes. Heinous establishments both, but loaded with hotties in non plague years.
 
2021-03-02 5:04:57 PM  

mrparks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

I find them to be incredibly smug.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.


Really? They make me think of Alien, what with the parasite growing in there. I love my wife dearly but when she was pregnant, my libido went AWOL.
 
2021-03-02 5:10:23 PM  

mrparks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

I find them to be incredibly smug.


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2021-03-02 5:11:22 PM  
I think she is an attractive woman. She has more "naked" pics on her instagram. Some have censor bars covering up bits, so she isn't exposing nipple or labia and keeps out of trouble with instagram.
 
2021-03-02 6:25:21 PM  
All I see is a centaur in that pic. Maybe she was horsing around?
 
2021-03-02 6:50:43 PM  
So apparently she's now written more books than she has read.
 
2021-03-02 7:36:41 PM  
She's still better looking & thinner than any woman l was ever with.
 
2021-03-02 8:44:56 PM  

lonomoholo: mrparks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

I find them to be incredibly smug.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

Really? They make me think of Alien, what with the parasite growing in there. I love my wife dearly but when she was pregnant, my libido went AWOL.


If she gave birth like Alien, than I can understand.
 
2021-03-02 8:50:59 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She always has that blank expression, like the lights are on, but nobody's home.

Fine set of breasts though.

And I think by now, we have all seen her fully nude.

what is the over under on the times until the following.

1. The "I'm just a mom now.  I don't even miss my old life because my kids are everything and that will never change" magazine interview.

2. Her "she proves you can (with a team of cooks/maids/assistants/nannies) have it all comeback (because it turns out that once people stop paying attention to you for being a parent, actual parenting is pretty boring)."


Her husband does nothing. She and her husband got kicked out of an apartment in NY because they were basically squatting, refusing to pay any rent for a year.  Emily is the sole breadwinner. And she does so by posing naked/nearly naked/or in bikinis on Instagram.
They'll likely have baby making dough the minute it pops out.
"Oh look, it's wearing ultra fine Huggies diapers!"
"Oh now look, it's drinking Enfamil, superfood for babies!"
"Now it's in this neat Blahoo baby stroller!" Buy now on Amazon for a cool $169!

Stupid baby, you need to pull in more. Dad needs new Nikes.
And STFU, you expect me to change your diaper or something? Get back to panhandling on Instagram!
 
2021-03-02 9:15:15 PM  

lonomoholo: mrparks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

I find them to be incredibly smug.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

Really? They make me think of Alien, what with the parasite growing in there. I love my wife dearly but when she was pregnant, my libido went AWOL.


When I was pregnant and the little one started making their presence known, Alien did cross my mind a time or...ok a lot. It was the most bizarre, but amazing feeling. Thankfully the SO wasn't repulsed by me. He found it all sexy. Big boobs, curves everywhere, carrying his child, and all that.

I, however, had no libido. So *womp womp*.
 
2021-03-02 10:12:48 PM  

Wendigogo: lonomoholo: mrparks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

I find them to be incredibly smug.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

Really? They make me think of Alien, what with the parasite growing in there. I love my wife dearly but when she was pregnant, my libido went AWOL.

When I was pregnant and the little one started making their presence known, Alien did cross my mind a time or...ok a lot. It was the most bizarre, but amazing feeling. Thankfully the SO wasn't repulsed by me. He found it all sexy. Big boobs, curves everywhere, carrying his child, and all that.

I, however, had no libido. So *womp womp*.


What, no love for Spaceballs?

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2021-03-02 10:30:35 PM  

Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.


What is the last thing your dad said to your mom and he slammed the door?
 
2021-03-02 10:35:22 PM  

isamudyson: Wendigogo: lonomoholo: mrparks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

I find them to be incredibly smug.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

Pregnant women are sexy.

Really? They make me think of Alien, what with the parasite growing in there. I love my wife dearly but when she was pregnant, my libido went AWOL.

When I was pregnant and the little one started making their presence known, Alien did cross my mind a time or...ok a lot. It was the most bizarre, but amazing feeling. Thankfully the SO wasn't repulsed by me. He found it all sexy. Big boobs, curves everywhere, carrying his child, and all that.

I, however, had no libido. So *womp womp*.

What, no love for Spaceballs?

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I sing that to the baby occasionally, so perhaps subliminally...
 
2021-03-02 11:11:59 PM  
Her first work as an author is a series of essays around body positivity and, per its description, "our culture's commodification of women."

"Stop objectifying women" says naked supermodel.
 
2021-03-02 11:32:59 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Inaditch: You lost me at pregnant.

What is the last thing your dad said to your mom and he slammed the door?


You're pretty close to the mark. My dad left when I was 5 and my brother was 3. I saw him once when I was 18. That was 25 years ago.

My mom has married and divorced 4 times.
 
2021-03-02 11:35:08 PM  
Pregnancy does nothing for me.  Neither do fake boobs.  That said, I'm happy for those of you who are into that sort of thing.
 
2021-03-03 12:05:13 AM  
-fb is the father
 
2021-03-03 12:10:11 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: -fb is the father


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2021-03-03 12:43:44 AM  

Daedalus27: Straight Outta Wells Branch: -fb is the father

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2021-03-03 1:51:59 AM  

philodough: tom baker's scarf: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She always has that blank expression, like the lights are on, but nobody's home.

Fine set of breasts though.

And I think by now, we have all seen her fully nude.

what is the over under on the times until the following.

1. The "I'm just a mom now.  I don't even miss my old life because my kids are everything and that will never change" magazine interview.

2. Her "she proves you can (with a team of cooks/maids/assistants/nannies) have it all comeback (because it turns out that once people stop paying attention to you for being a parent, actual parenting is pretty boring)."

Her husband does nothing. She and her husband got kicked out of an apartment in NY because they were basically squatting, refusing to pay any rent for a year.  Emily is the sole breadwinner. And she does so by posing naked/nearly naked/or in bikinis on Instagram.
They'll likely have baby making dough the minute it pops out.
"Oh look, it's wearing ultra fine Huggies diapers!"
"Oh now look, it's drinking Enfamil, superfood for babies!"
"Now it's in this neat Blahoo baby stroller!" Buy now on Amazon for a cool $169!

Stupid baby, you need to pull in more. Dad needs new Nikes.
And STFU, you expect me to change your diaper or something? Get back to panhandling on Instagram!


Wow ain't that some sexist shiat.
 
2021-03-03 6:37:18 AM  

Joe Stapler: Pregnancy does nothing for me.  Neither do fake boobs.  That said, I'm happy for those of you who are into that sort of thing.


I do believe her breasts are real. Also, pregnancy is not something "I'm in to"; it's just not a deal breaker.
 
2021-03-03 5:16:48 PM  
She's a no-talent attention-whore.
 
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