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2021-03-02 7:41:59 PM  
George Goes Out On A High Note
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2021-03-02 10:55:51 PM  
As soon as you hear the words 'Crossfit' or 'Paleo" is a pretty good guideline
 
2021-03-02 10:57:33 PM  
I try to pull the George as much as I can.
 
2021-03-03 12:28:06 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: As soon as you hear the words 'Crossfit' or 'Paleo" is a pretty good guideline


"Tell me, what kind of homeowner's insurance have you got?"
"Would you like to know what the Bible says-"
"So, I'm trying to get a bus ticket to see my brother in the hospital..."
"This is just one of the many exciting ways Amway can improve your day-to-day living."
"We're looking for just a small, monthly donation, direct from your bank account."
"Let me tell you about how emergency coverage for your Visa/Mastercard will help your family in the event of an emergency."
"My fursona is a dragon, and-"
"Anybody who's a real progressive believes in-"

Childhood only: "So, how's school?"
 
2021-03-03 12:33:51 AM  

SirMadness: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: As soon as you hear the words 'Crossfit' or 'Paleo" is a pretty good guideline

"Tell me, what kind of homeowner's insurance have you got?"
"Would you like to know what the Bible says-"
"So, I'm trying to get a bus ticket to see my brother in the hospital..."
"This is just one of the many exciting ways Amway can improve your day-to-day living."
"We're looking for just a small, monthly donation, direct from your bank account."
"Let me tell you about how emergency coverage for your Visa/Mastercard will help your family in the event of an emergency."
"My fursona is a dragon, and-"
"Anybody who's a real progressive believes in-"

Childhood only: "So, how's school?"


Twitch.   Twitch...

/user name checks out!
 
2021-03-03 3:11:36 AM  
The way to deal with a dull conversation at a party is to excuse yourself to go to the toilet then do a French exit.
 
2021-03-03 12:14:40 PM  
FTFA:
"Just like you wouldn't cut off a stranger and walk away, you also wouldn't do the same thing to your mother."

Modern problems need modern solutions:

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2021-03-04 4:51:25 AM  
Sister said it best: after 5 minutes you're just repeating yourself. (One of her college jobs was telephone operator for Illinois Bell.)
 
2021-03-04 8:35:51 AM  

exqqqme: FTFA:
"Just like you wouldn't cut off a stranger and walk away, you also wouldn't do the same thing to your mother."


Article doesn't know me very well, I've done so to both.

/it was well deserved
//well ok I hobbled away
///but still
 
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