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(Daily Mail)   Morons believe Trump will be president again in 2 days   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-03-02 10:02:47 AM  
They should get a brain.
 
2021-03-02 10:11:38 AM  
Headline is seven words too long
 
2021-03-02 10:12:36 AM  
I thought there was a thread yesterday that they'd moved it to March 20th?

And that the pope would be arrested before then... it's getting hard to keep up, guys.  Just pick a whacko theory and stick with it please!
 
2021-03-02 10:12:51 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Headline is seven words too long


technically, 6 words and one number
 
2021-03-02 10:20:21 AM  
Whats the next goalpost move?
 
2021-03-02 10:24:43 AM  
How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?
 
2021-03-02 10:26:57 AM  
It'll be one more date, probably a few weeks from now, then they'll give up and declare victory, as in Biden and Hillary have already been rounded up and replaced by doubles.
 
2021-03-02 10:29:21 AM  
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Someone shoop a Q logo on this guy's shirt.
 
2021-03-02 10:30:06 AM  
We need to progress this group more quickly to the "mass suicide" portion of their collective delusion. I can't imagine it would be that difficult to do. A few carefully used sock puppet accounts should be more than enough.
 
2021-03-02 10:40:28 AM  

Gubbo: Whats the next goalpost move?


March 20 (No, I'm not making that up)
 
2021-03-02 10:42:12 AM  

Anenu: How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?


Given the intersection between religious kooks and Q believers, as soon as the end of the world prophecies are no longer uttered or believed.
 
2021-03-02 10:46:46 AM  

Anenu: How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?


Never happen.  There's always an out.  Even if it's that weak ass "that's just what they want you to believe."
 
2021-03-02 10:51:41 AM  
It's in the bible.

Study it out.
 
2021-03-02 10:57:49 AM  
They're dumb, like really really dumb, but I don't think even they're dumb enough to burn their hand on that stove twice.

Prove me wrong!
I have popcorn, PROVE ME WRONG.
 
2021-03-02 10:58:33 AM  
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I'm covered, are you?
 
2021-03-02 10:59:05 AM  
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2021-03-02 10:59:30 AM  
I'll believe Trump is President when I get a $2,000 stimulus check from him with his signature on it.

He's rich enough to make that happen, but he doesn't really like the idiots who hang on his every word, so they will continue to be pariahs and get themselves thrown in prison for him while he eats steak and ice cream at his country club.
 
2021-03-02 10:59:30 AM  

Anenu: How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?


That's not how their brains work.
 
2021-03-02 11:00:20 AM  
Trump goes to the White House to reclaim his presidency and Biden turns the (fire) hose on him.  Washes him all they way out to the street.

Call the EPA cause that orange stuff can get in to the water supply.
 
2021-03-02 11:00:53 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Gubbo: Whats the next goalpost move?

March 20 (No, I'm not making that up)


And the world is going to end on XX, XX XXXX! And this time I mean it!

Send money.
 
2021-03-02 11:00:53 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Gubbo: Whats the next goalpost move?

March 20 (No, I'm not making that up)


They're like professional sports - just as soon as the players figure out how to score points, the field goal is narrowed and the three point line is pushed back.

Either that or the only way they can keep Trumpy president in their mind is to keep moving the date back.

Probably the latter, but don't bother studying it out... your brain will rot
 
2021-03-02 11:01:18 AM  
They also believe he won the election in a landslide.

As Henry Rollins said on a spoken word tour: "SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU TELL THEM!"

/drop mic
 
2021-03-02 11:01:40 AM  
LIttle do they suspect they'll all be murdered in their beds at 3am that morning.

There's a special hack to MyPillow.
 
2021-03-02 11:02:19 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Officer Barrelroll: Headline is seven words too long

technically, 6 words and one number


If we really want to get pedantic, the headline was really eight words and one number too long.
 
2021-03-02 11:02:30 AM  
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2021-03-02 11:02:41 AM  
What will they do this time? I foresee 50 of them storming into a Bob Evans in Jacksonville (B+E+J=Q, study it out!!!) and, after the complete lack of something happening, just wind up adding more clog to their arteries.
 
2021-03-02 11:03:00 AM  
Lulz....I first read that as "Mormons".
 
2021-03-02 11:03:23 AM  

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So the Sergeant at Arms is working with the Capital Polciie to make it easier for True Patriots to storm the capital by relaxing security.
 
2021-03-02 11:03:37 AM  
They may be violent, deluded morons but at least they have a lot of guns...
 
2021-03-02 11:04:04 AM  

Gubbo: Whats the next goalpost move?


He'll be POTUS again on 7/4/21.
 
2021-03-02 11:05:30 AM  
I have a distant relative that is a Trumphumping Qdiot. I used to check her Facebook page occasionally to check out the latest in qrazy but she set her page to private. Probably because I was reporting everything she posted.
 
2021-03-02 11:05:37 AM  

Anenu: How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?


Infinite theories.
 
2021-03-02 11:05:38 AM  

The_Sponge: Gubbo: Whats the next goalpost move?

He'll be POTUS again on 7/4/21.


Metric or US date, because you might be on to something in their minds
 
2021-03-02 11:06:22 AM  
Protip:If you know any Qultists, contact them on the 4th and say "OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENED HE TOOK OVER THE PRESIDENCY AGAIN" just so you can see their disappointment first hand when they realize it didn't happen. It'll brighten your day
 
2021-03-02 11:06:33 AM  

Anenu: How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?


Are there any examples of cults that have ended peacefully after a fail prophecy, rather than doubling down?Honest question; I'm not much interested in the sociology of cults, but of all the examples I'm aware of it has never ended well.=Smidge=/might be some sample bias in there too
 
2021-03-02 11:06:55 AM  

Opacity: The_Sponge: Gubbo: Whats the next goalpost move?

He'll be POTUS again on 7/4/21.

Metric or US date, because you might be on to something in their minds


Heh...I went with the U.S. format.
 
2021-03-02 11:08:44 AM  
I take issue with the headline. I certainly do not believe that Donald Trump will be President again anytime soon.
 
2021-03-02 11:10:22 AM  
I think the biggest draw of the GOP is that its voters believe in magic. Vote for Republicans, because Congress is going to be able to un-cancel some racist or rapist, or stop private companies from selling black dolls or putting multiracial families in its ads.
 
2021-03-02 11:10:46 AM  

Dimensio: I take issue with the headline. I certainly do not believe that Donald Trump will be President again anytime soon.


Do prisoners elect representatives for their cell blocks?  That would be Trump's only chance at future elected office.
 
2021-03-02 11:11:58 AM  
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2021-03-02 11:12:21 AM  
They just keep theories on stash for every possible outcome. When this doesn't work they can just fall back on claiming that Trump is still in control and Biden is merely carrying out his orders. They'll also be really upset about all of the things that Biden is doing, even though they hold that Trump is doing it all.
 
2021-03-02 11:13:07 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Officer Barrelroll: Headline is seven words too long

technically, 6 words and one number


Numbers are words too, bigot!
 
2021-03-02 11:15:54 AM  
What will they think of next?!?

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2021-03-02 11:15:58 AM  
You're portraying this all wrong. He never wasn't president, subby. Trump was just faking that he had stepped down as a trap to ensnare the paedophiles who now feel they are safe and can come out into the open. Why else do you think all of the things about Cuomo are coming out now? See, Biden isn't actually the deep state, Hunter left the laptop on purpose so it could be found and then fool people into thinking that he's deep state. Truth is he's actually working for Trump who is the real president and the real white house is in Mar a Lago. Biden is just a lowly staffer in the great master plan.
 
2021-03-02 11:16:32 AM  

some_beer_drinker: Officer Barrelroll: Headline is seven words too long

technically, 6 words and one number


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2021-03-02 11:16:34 AM  
March 4 is important for QAnon conspirators because it was the former inauguration date of the country before the 20th Amendment moved it up to its current date in January they have nothing else.

FTFThem
 
2021-03-02 11:16:50 AM  
Morans subby.  Morans.
 
2021-03-02 11:18:17 AM  

toddalmighty: They should get a brain.


They have a brain.

Oh. You mean "a brain per person." Yeah, I think we are going to have some trouble there.
 
2021-03-02 11:20:34 AM  

OldRod: I thought there was a thread yesterday that they'd moved it to March 20th?


Why did they move it this time?

Keep in mind their idea for the 4th is crazy enough.
 
2021-03-02 11:21:26 AM  

Anenu: How many of there theories will fail before they realize it was all a scam?



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