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(NOPD)   Video shows armed robbery of landscaping crew; gunmen take their wallets and their entire hedge fund   (uptownmessenger.com) divider line
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2021-03-02 10:32:12 AM  
26 votes:

Lambskincoat: I have never heard of armed robbery of a landscaping crew before. I'm sure this is just fine.


I saw it last week on the show.

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2021-03-02 11:32:57 AM  
10 votes:
Who goes around robbing landscapers?  I'm sure those thieves aren't raking it in, and I doubt they got away with mulch at all.  It was mower less a waste of time, and they should just leaf those guys alone. They need to branch out into a different field.
 
2021-03-02 11:14:43 AM  
7 votes:
There's only one reliable hedge fund...

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2021-03-02 8:30:44 AM  
6 votes:
This guy wasn't available.

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2021-03-02 11:34:17 AM  
4 votes:

Remnants of Santa: Who goes around robbing landscapers?  I'm sure those thieves aren't raking it in, and I doubt they got away with mulch at all.  It was mower less a waste of time, and they should just leaf those guys alone. They need to branch out into a different field.


You really went for the low hanging fruit there.
 
2021-03-02 4:14:24 PM  
3 votes:

Remnants of Santa: I did it for my girlfriend who likes puns.


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2021-03-02 11:09:43 AM  
3 votes:
Man.  Seems Rudy's pretty down on his luck, lately.
 
2021-03-02 12:16:41 PM  
2 votes:

Dead on the River: dukeblue219: Remnants of Santa: Who goes around robbing landscapers?  I'm sure those thieves aren't raking it in, and I doubt they got away with mulch at all.  It was mower less a waste of time, and they should just leaf those guys alone. They need to branch out into a different field.

You really went for the low hanging fruit there.

I disagree.  I found this post quite edger-y.


My guess?  The guy who did it knows the owner, and is simply getting him his money back.

That's right, It was a plant.
 
2021-03-02 11:44:50 AM  
2 votes:
Sopranos-Paulie does the gardeners
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/oblig
 
2021-03-02 4:29:37 PM  
1 vote:
If you can take one more pun, I'm ready with my coup-de-grass...
 
2021-03-02 12:18:44 PM  
1 vote:
The Police line up of the subjects.........
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2021-03-02 11:47:30 AM  
1 vote:

dukeblue219: Remnants of Santa: Who goes around robbing landscapers?  I'm sure those thieves aren't raking it in, and I doubt they got away with mulch at all.  It was mower less a waste of time, and they should just leaf those guys alone. They need to branch out into a different field.

You really went for the low hanging fruit there.


I disagree.  I found this post quite edger-y.
 
2021-03-02 11:19:54 AM  
1 vote:

JesseL: If you're going to the trouble of robbing someone, rob someone that's likely to have money.


They probably are unbanked and carry cash.

That said, I'm not robbing someone who is using a weed eater or an edger.
 
2021-03-02 11:09:14 AM  
1 vote:

Dr.Fey: Lambskincoat: I have never heard of armed robbery of a landscaping crew before. I'm sure this is just fine.

I saw it last week on the show.

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This and the headline smell like some kind of metaphorical product you would use to enrich the soil for planting something.
 
2021-03-02 11:08:23 AM  
1 vote:
If you're going to the trouble of robbing someone, rob someone that's likely to have money.
 
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