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(Guardian)   Obscure Headline of the Day: Congratulations to Boris Johnson for the first act of charity he wasn't forced into by Marcus Rashford   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2021-03-02 10:45:15 PM  
Damnedable Boris.  When even an Untidy plyer guilts you into finally doing something right after all your attempts at failure, you should have just quit.  But nooooo
 
2021-03-02 10:56:17 PM  
I think I speak for many.

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2021-03-02 11:12:26 PM  
Fta: "By tradition, incoming US presidents and their families are allowed to spend $100,000 on redecorating the White House, and the first lady takes an active part in the White House Endowment Trust, which maintains the fabric of the building."

Huh, I never knew that.

Also was largely unaware that BoJo knocked up his press secretary and was living with her in #11.
 
2021-03-03 12:04:56 AM  
I'd say that's a Dennis Miller joke, but Dennis Miller has become so obscure that he is a joke.
 
2021-03-03 12:44:44 AM  

quatchi: Fta: "By tradition, incoming US presidents and their families are allowed to spend $100,000 on redecorating the White House, and the first lady takes an active part in the White House Endowment Trust, which maintains the fabric of the building."

Huh, I never knew that.

Also was largely unaware that BoJo knocked up his press secretary and was living with her in #11.


His inability to keep his dick in his pants is almost as famous as his inattention to personal grooming. Or, rather his cynical inattention to personal grooming. The notion that he might not know how many children he might have has been low hanging fruit for British satirists for years.

The wiki page doesn't mention it, but there were domestic abuse allegations about him that I think might have been about Marina Wheeler. But if it's true that Symonds did help get rid of Dominic Cummings, I guess she has done something useful with her life, even if it was inadvertent.
 
2021-03-03 12:52:05 AM  

iron de havilland: quatchi: Fta: "By tradition, incoming US presidents and their families are allowed to spend $100,000 on redecorating the White House, and the first lady takes an active part in the White House Endowment Trust, which maintains the fabric of the building."

Huh, I never knew that.

Also was largely unaware that BoJo knocked up his press secretary and was living with her in #11.

His inability to keep his dick in his pants is almost as famous as his inattention to personal grooming. Or, rather his cynical inattention to personal grooming. The notion that he might not know how many children he might have has been low hanging fruit for British satirists for years.

The wiki page doesn't mention it, but there were domestic abuse allegations about him that I think might have been about Marina Wheeler. But if it's true that Symonds did help get rid of Dominic Cummings, I guess she has done something useful with her life, even if it was inadvertent.


Ah, ta for that.

Wow, more reasons to beclown the man.

It's like Xmas in March! ^_^
 
2021-03-03 12:58:10 AM  

quatchi: Fta: "By tradition, incoming US presidents and their families are allowed to spend $100,000 on redecorating the White House, and the first lady takes an active part in the White House Endowment Trust, which maintains the fabric of the building."

Huh, I never knew that.

Also was largely unaware that BoJo knocked up his press secretary and was living with her in #11.


Oh do keep up old chap.
 
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