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(Yahoo)   Soccer player gets caught in "dat ass" moment   (au.sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-03-02 8:14:51 AM  
He looks transfixed as if he just saw heaven, but has been rendered incapable of describing it.
 
2021-03-02 8:36:59 AM  
We got Captain America representing America's ass, and Diletta Leotta represents Italians ass

And a damn fine ass it is
 
2021-03-02 8:51:22 AM  

kkinnison: Diletta Leotta


Who?

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Ohhhhh.
 
2021-03-02 8:55:28 AM  

kkinnison: We got Captain America representing America's ass, and Diletta Leotta represents Italians ass

And a damn fine ass it is


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2021-03-02 8:56:08 AM  
Looks like he's looking up to me. At her boobs.
 
2021-03-02 9:35:54 AM  
the opposite of the looks you give when you pull up to the window at MickyDee's and wince and flinch at the eye level sight of 300# of cottage cheese in a sweaty booty sleeve.
 
2021-03-02 9:48:18 AM  
Just don't sprain anything over there in Italy Weston.
 
2021-03-02 10:30:35 AM  
Yet another reason he should be praying to whichever deity he believes in he was loaned to Juventus from Shalke.  There is no way any reporter in Germany looks or dresses like that.
 
2021-03-02 10:32:26 AM  
She's attractive, at least in a "I'd love to have intercourse with her" kind of way.
 
2021-03-02 10:43:22 AM  
Anybody who judges this man for that is a farking hypocrite.
 
2021-03-02 11:30:46 AM  
Man, that ain't fair what y'all do to these people.

In a photo, a quick peek looks like an ogle. Even if he noticed something, realized what it was, and looked away appropriately quickly, he's gonna get this.

I guess it's OK if he's single, but Christ, no one needs to be held to a standard of not even physically ever looking in the direction of a woman.
 
2021-03-02 11:37:30 AM  

nursetim: Yet another reason he should be praying to whichever deity he believes in he was loaned to Juventus from Shalke.


This reason should vault to the top of the list. Sure, Shalke is in shambles, but if she covered Bundesliga, I'd stay there, instability and all.
 
2021-03-02 12:22:11 PM  

kkinnison: We got Captain America representing America's ass, and Diletta Leotta represents Italians ass

And a damn fine ass it is


FSM bless America.

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2021-03-02 4:39:28 PM  
When "dat ass" is not always a good thing:
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2021-03-02 4:42:36 PM  
nice camel toe
 
2021-03-02 10:24:37 PM  
May we all have our crush look at us like he looks at dattass.
 
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