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(New York Daily News)   Andrew Cuomo hires Harvey Weinstein/Woody Allen defense attorney. The Onion is out of ideas   (nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Lawyer, Lawyer Elkan Abramowitz, Prosecutor, Manhattan, Mia Farrow, Woody Allen, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Woody Allen's lawyer  
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2021-03-02 6:06:16 AM  
10 votes:
a high-profile defense attorney who has counted Woody Allen and Harvey Weinstein among his clients

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2021-03-02 7:02:08 AM  
8 votes:
Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.
 
2021-03-02 6:18:42 AM  
6 votes:

quatchi: Not a good look.


Ok, well, no.
But it's just for the nursing home scandal!
It has absolutely nothing to do with the growing mountain of sexual harassment allegations, the type this lawyer has a track record of defending.
That is a coincidence.
Swearsie realsies.
 
2021-03-02 7:09:09 AM  
2 votes:

backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.


Someone should ask Al Franken about this.
 
2021-03-02 8:06:28 AM  
1 vote:
I saw this the other day and had the same thought. It's not even satire anymore.

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2021-03-02 7:45:11 AM  
1 vote:
Cuomo is one greasy meatball.
 
2021-03-02 7:20:51 AM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.

Someone should ask Al Franken about this.


Maybe LeAnn Tweeden could, if she's not too busy groping and grinding on male talent on a uso tour
 
2021-03-02 6:24:50 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-03-02 6:24:28 AM  
1 vote:

Almea Tarrant: quatchi: Not a good look.

Ok, well, no.
But it's just for the nursing home scandal!
It has absolutely nothing to do with the growing mountain of sexual harassment allegations, the type this lawyer has a track record of defending.
That is a coincidence.
Swearsie realsies.


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