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(New York Daily News)   Andrew Cuomo hires Harvey Weinstein/Woody Allen defense attorney. The Onion is out of ideas   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2021-03-02 6:06:16 AM  
a high-profile defense attorney who has counted Woody Allen and Harvey Weinstein among his clients

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2021-03-02 6:10:03 AM  
Not a good look.
 
2021-03-02 6:18:14 AM  
 
2021-03-02 6:18:42 AM  

quatchi: Not a good look.


Ok, well, no.
But it's just for the nursing home scandal!
It has absolutely nothing to do with the growing mountain of sexual harassment allegations, the type this lawyer has a track record of defending.
That is a coincidence.
Swearsie realsies.
 
2021-03-02 6:24:28 AM  

Almea Tarrant: quatchi: Not a good look.

Ok, well, no.
But it's just for the nursing home scandal!
It has absolutely nothing to do with the growing mountain of sexual harassment allegations, the type this lawyer has a track record of defending.
That is a coincidence.
Swearsie realsies.


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^_^
 
2021-03-02 6:24:50 AM  
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2021-03-02 7:02:08 AM  
Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.
 
2021-03-02 7:09:09 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.


Someone should ask Al Franken about this.
 
2021-03-02 7:15:23 AM  

durbnpoisn: backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.

Someone should ask Al Franken about this.


I like the totally rational belief that not accomplishing everything within one month is total failure
 
2021-03-02 7:16:53 AM  
Was he in the yellow pages under "ambulance * chasers"

(* as long as the ambulance has an open rape kit)
 
2021-03-02 7:20:51 AM  

durbnpoisn: backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.

Someone should ask Al Franken about this.


Maybe LeAnn Tweeden could, if she's not too busy groping and grinding on male talent on a uso tour
 
2021-03-02 7:24:27 AM  
It's really gross right now hearing alisyn camerota drone about how he needs to resign. She wouldn't even be on CNN feigning outrage on this unless Roger Ailes hadnt targeted her for a visit to his toadstool.
 
2021-03-02 7:43:27 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.


Blah blah blah.  Andrew Cuomo is the Ted Cruz of Democrats.  Nobody likes the guy and he's kind of dumb and incompetent. He rose to his position by basically bullying people into saying he was smarter than he was.  Now it's coming undone and this is a good thing for New Yorkers, Democrats, and everyone who comes into contact with the governor.
 
2021-03-02 7:45:11 AM  
Cuomo is one greasy meatball.
 
2021-03-02 7:45:16 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: You're busy neutering some of our best male talent


Ok, but what does this have to do with Cuomo?
 
2021-03-02 7:45:44 AM  

quatchi: Not a good look.


May not be a good look, but the guy did his job with both. Allen never faced any charges as far as I know and Weinstein got a relatively light punishment for his shiat.
 
2021-03-02 8:06:28 AM  
I saw this the other day and had the same thought. It's not even satire anymore.

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2021-03-02 9:10:49 AM  

JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: You're busy neutering some of our best male talent

Ok, but what does this have to do with Cuomo?


Seriously. If Cuomo is "some of our best male talent", who is this "our" exactly?
 
2021-03-02 10:10:58 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.


What does Andrew Cuomo and the founders of the Lincoln Project have in common?

A history of handing legislatures to  the GOP and sexual predatory behavior.

/The joke isn't actually that funny
 
2021-03-02 10:50:08 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.



Andrew Cuomo is to Coronavirus what Rudy Giuliani was to 9/11. In a crisis, his authoritarian tendencies get retconned as leadership and their destructive impacts on people forgotten. When it comes time for the next phase of his ambition, there'll be bewilderment re his behavior.
 
2021-03-02 11:15:18 AM  

gSwizzle: backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.


Andrew Cuomo is to Coronavirus what Rudy Giuliani was to 9/11. In a crisis, his authoritarian tendencies get retconned as leadership and their destructive impacts on people forgotten. When it comes time for the next phase of his ambition, there'll be bewilderment re his behavior.


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2021-03-02 11:47:44 AM  

JerseyTim: gSwizzle: backhand.slap.of.reason: Did y'all take care of Trump yet?  How about the GOP's massive voter suppression campaign?  Have you put a stop to that yet?  What about those that organized the January 6th Insurrection?  Have they faced any penalty?  Has the SAFE Act or equivalent thereof been passed?  It seems important given the suspicious returns  we saw from ES&S equipment and the fact that allegations of election fraud nearly got Congress massacred.

Nah, you haven't done any of that.  You're busy neutering some of our best male talent over-at worst-being shiatty at the dating game.  It just serves to remind me that aisle-crossing Republican efforts like the Lincoln Project handed the office to Biden... and now you're going to hand it right back to the fascists.  God how you suck.


Andrew Cuomo is to Coronavirus what Rudy Giuliani was to 9/11. In a crisis, his authoritarian tendencies get retconned as leadership and their destructive impacts on people forgotten. When it comes time for the next phase of his ambition, there'll be bewilderment re his behavior.

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I stole it from that tweet, I feel no shame
 
2021-03-02 12:17:36 PM  

Leader O'Cola: It's really gross right now hearing alisyn camerota drone about how he needs to resign. She wouldn't even be on CNN feigning outrage on this unless Roger Ailes hadnt targeted her for a visit to his toadstool.


Wow.  That's just really all I can think of to say.  Just, wow.  Guess ol' O'Cola just has everything they need to succeed in business in spades, and can't think of anyone else doing just that.  Or that some people just might have gotten a leg up without puttin' a leg up, if you know what I mean.  And some people succeed in spite of having some insignificant sexual harassment against them.  Or maybe O'Cola inspected a few of Deez Nutz to get where O'Cola wants to be, and thinks everyone should just inspect and get over it.
 
2021-03-02 1:29:41 PM  
"Some of our best male talent"
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2021-03-02 2:13:03 PM  

Brett Kavanaugh's teeth: Leader O'Cola: It's really gross right now hearing alisyn camerota drone about how he needs to resign. She wouldn't even be on CNN feigning outrage on this unless Roger Ailes hadnt targeted her for a visit to his toadstool.

Wow.  That's just really all I can think of to say.  Just, wow.  Guess ol' O'Cola just has everything they need to succeed in business in spades, and can't think of anyone else doing just that.  Or that some people just might have gotten a leg up without puttin' a leg up, if you know what I mean.  And some people succeed in spite of having some insignificant sexual harassment against them.  Or maybe O'Cola inspected a few of Deez Nutz to get where O'Cola wants to be, and thinks everyone should just inspect and get over it.


My point is she was quite happy spewing right wing drivel and enabling behavior like this, UNTIL it actually affected her.
 
2021-03-02 2:53:22 PM  
This country has more than 99 problems. Cuomo isn't one of the top 99, but he is moving up. A lot of the outrage is just fuel to knock the seditionists off of the front pages.
I think Cuomo is a dick, and he should get his turn to be investigated, but I have a lot of higher priority items to worry about.
Substitute a Republican politician in his place and it would hardly be remembered two days later.

I'm still waiting for rational follow-ups on even a couple of the scandals of the last few years.
I want an explanation for Price having to have a used mattress from a Trump hotel. Q should have been telling the world that there was a dead hooker inside it, or a DNA sample on it that someone didn't want anyone to have access to. There is no non-criminal explanation for a Cabinet Secretary needing to have a used mattress that hundreds of people have had sex on, when they can afford a hundred brand new ones, still sealed in the bag.

I shall return you now to our regularly scheduled episode of Coast to Coast.
 
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