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978 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 02 Mar 2021 at 5:42 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-01 10:07:00 PM  
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2021-03-01 10:33:49 PM  
That's funny.
OK Tex.
I like a roast chicken as much as the next person but my parrot is side eyeing that "chicken" pretty hard.
And he likes chicken.

Parrot says will not buy again.
 
2021-03-02 12:37:24 AM  
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2021-03-02 7:02:15 AM  
Don't give Costco any ideas.
 
2021-03-02 7:57:47 AM  
The Maru is strong with this one.
 
2021-03-02 8:29:11 AM  

spiralscratch: Don't give Costco any ideas.


Has to be better than Kentucky Fried Rat.
 
2021-03-02 8:41:25 AM  
Funny Karen. Real funny. Sleep with one eye open and look in your shoe before putting it on.

/that cat
//maybe
 
2021-03-02 9:50:24 AM  

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No it's not,


I work from home.
 
2021-03-02 9:52:54 AM  
Why is the cat allowed on the counter???
 
2021-03-02 10:00:46 AM  

Combustion: Why is the cat allowed on the counter???


"allowed"?

I've only ever been able to train them to not get caught on the counter.
 
2021-03-02 11:01:07 AM  

Gramma: Combustion: Why is the cat allowed on the counter???

"allowed"?

I've only ever been able to train them to not get caught on the counter.


So much ^^^^This.

I'd give him the counters if I could get him to stop sniffing my feet when I'm held hostage on the toilet. Or the completely, utterly unnecessary full-on tail slap to the face at 3 in the morning.
 
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