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(Twitter)   Capitol insurrectionist to FBI: "Try investigating deez nuts with ya chin 🤷" FBI to Capitol insurrectionist: "Duhhhh, okay 😘"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-03-01 4:15:31 PM  
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2021-03-01 4:44:35 PM  
Have any images of Mr. Horning-Nutz crying during his arrest been released yet?
 
2021-03-01 5:40:51 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:43:34 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: Have any images of Mr. Horning-Nutz crying during his arrest been released yet?


It's only a matter of time.
 
2021-03-01 5:55:18 PM  
I went to middle school with a guy who's last name was Deese.  His life changed significantly after The Chronic was released.
 
2021-03-01 5:55:24 PM  
And I bet right now he is locked up and crying tossing everyone under the bus and his mother to save his ass.
 
2021-03-01 5:56:32 PM  
Here is an actual FA, rather than just a Tweet about it (Just finished reading this to discover it made it to the Pol Tab):

James Matthew Horning Arrested After Daring FBI to Investigate 'Deez Nuts' | Law & Crime (lawandcrime.com)
 
2021-03-01 5:56:48 PM  
Wow, his profile picture.
 
2021-03-01 5:57:42 PM  
Put your nuts on a tiger's chin and see what you end up with(out.)
 
2021-03-01 5:57:49 PM  

groppet: And I bet right now he is locked up and crying tossing everyone under the bus and his mother to save his ass.


God no - he's tossing people under his mother? What a monster....
 
2021-03-01 5:58:26 PM  
FAFN
 
2021-03-01 5:58:29 PM  
F*cked around, found out.
 
2021-03-01 5:59:12 PM  
I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony
 
2021-03-01 5:59:39 PM  
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2021-03-01 6:01:40 PM  
Nut shot
 
2021-03-01 6:02:47 PM  
What a shame that an otherwise clearly upstanding and righteous member of society can have their life turned upside down by this one small lapse in judgment!
 
2021-03-01 6:02:50 PM  
The relevant passage in the Twitter/Hip-Hop Reference glossary, and the speaker is dating himself with this one. Obviously NSFW.

Dr. Dre - Deeez Nuuuts
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2021-03-01 6:03:07 PM  
Finally, I'm sympathetic toward a Capitol rioter.  Game recognize game.
 
2021-03-01 6:03:19 PM  

Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony


Can that be applied to members of the Senate?  Asking for a turtle.
 
2021-03-01 6:03:28 PM  
They can't not talk about Reich club.
 
2021-03-01 6:03:47 PM  
It's always nice to have confessions of federal crime before you get to court.
 
2021-03-01 6:05:08 PM  
Squirrel law!
 
2021-03-01 6:05:28 PM  

Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony


Yep, by the time this is all over a lot of dumb white folk may well end up spending a significant portion of their life in club fed.
 
2021-03-01 6:08:08 PM  
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2021-03-01 6:09:23 PM  
Surprisingly unavailable for comment...

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2021-03-01 6:09:32 PM  
It's funny because the prison entrance search does involve getting your nuts investigated.
 
2021-03-01 6:09:53 PM  

dionysusaur: Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony

Can that be applied to members of the Senate?  Asking for a turtle.


It's been established that obstruction is OK if you're a Republican President. I don't know if that extends to Republican Senators.
 
2021-03-01 6:09:53 PM  
It's good that criminals tend to be stupid.
 
2021-03-01 6:11:37 PM  

Bugerz: Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony

Yep, by the time this is all over a lot of dumb white folk may well end up spending a significant portion of their life in club fed.


A lot of them are from red states that prohibit felons from voting. I'm liking that some of these folks who tried to steal an election will never be able to vote again.

/Also enjoying the irony of them being hoisted by the petard of voter suppression laws
 
2021-03-01 6:12:19 PM  
"The real reason was to intimidate congress"

There's a word for that...
 
2021-03-01 6:13:52 PM  
Was gonna protest the government....then...
Afroman - Because I Got High (Official Video)
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2021-03-01 6:14:46 PM  
Another red, white and blue red blooded American patriot. I am willing to bet he has not one time voted in an election.
I hope every one of these people see 20 years or more in federal prison with no parole. I won't lose 1 minute of sleep or feel any sadness or remorse for their life falling down the hole.

On a positive note though, there is probably another job opening.
 
2021-03-01 6:15:28 PM  

RatBomb: It's good that criminals tend to be stupid.


Only the ones who get caught. Criminals for Trump are the dumbest form of criminal.
 
2021-03-01 6:16:20 PM  
X for Trump, is always the dumbest form of X.
 
2021-03-01 6:17:13 PM  

Spice Must Flow: Wow, his profile picture.


Standard Republican "tough-guy" face.
 
2021-03-01 6:17:51 PM  
(G) parade, demonstrate, or picket in any of the Capitol Buildings

I might find it amusing to throw on a big peacock tailed feathers everywhere kinda costume and do the mummers dance down congressional halls, but i guess i'd have to spend a night in the slammer.

Ferko String Band 1989- At The Strutters Ball
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2021-03-01 6:18:45 PM  
shiat i accidentally put the timestamp at the end of the video

Ferko String Band 1989- At The Strutters Ball
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2021-03-01 6:19:12 PM  

dionysusaur: Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony

Can that be applied to members of the Senate?  Asking for a turtle.


It is:  The Senate is one of the 2 houses of Congress.
 
2021-03-01 6:19:20 PM  
White privilege says what?
 
2021-03-01 6:20:40 PM  
Wonder if he'll scream 'special dietary needs'?  If I ever get arrested, I'll claim beer and tacos.  Will have a whole cell to myself by the end of the first moment, if you get me.
 
2021-03-01 6:21:52 PM  
Craig Robinson Likes Dietz Nuts | Dietz & Watson
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2021-03-01 6:26:13 PM  

Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony


Been looking for that.  Got a cite I can read up on?

Not doubting you, just wanting to cure my own ignorance.

The found this but it doesn't get all the way there:
https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/c​r​iminal-resource-manual-1725-protection​-government-processes-obstruction-pend​ing-proceeding-18
 
2021-03-01 6:31:59 PM  

revelcoot: dionysusaur: Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony

Can that be applied to members of the Senate?  Asking for a turtle.

It is:  The Senate is one of the 2 houses of Congress.


Well, shiat.
/reading comprehension fail
//not even high
///prolly should correct that
 
2021-03-01 6:33:51 PM  
Bend over dude, if you know what's good for you.
 
2021-03-01 6:40:10 PM  
Vince with Slap Chop (Remix) (Love My Nuts!) (High Quality) (FUNNIEST VERSION)
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2021-03-01 6:40:47 PM  
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"To smoke weed in government buildings"

I'm going to have to sit on that and think for a minute.
 
2021-03-01 6:41:02 PM  

sophus_tree: Paul Baumer: I am loving all these obstruction of congress counts being added to the charges. That's a 20 year felony

Been looking for that.  Got a cite I can read up on?

Not doubting you, just wanting to cure my own ignorance.

The found this but it doesn't get all the way there:
https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/cr​iminal-resource-manual-1725-protection​-government-processes-obstruction-pend​ing-proceeding-18


Try this.

https://www.everycrsreport.com/reports​/RL34304.html#_Toc277574787
 
2021-03-01 6:41:25 PM  

cretinbob: It's always nice to have confessions of federal crime before you get to court.


I hope that because of this the phrase "deez nuts" makes its way into evidence in this guy's trials.  I'm too lazy to search, but that might be a first.
 
2021-03-01 6:43:49 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Bend over dude, if you know what's good for you.

and take it like a man...
 
2021-03-01 6:44:41 PM  
Seriously... Every. Freaking. One. of these choads has a farking goatee.
 
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