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    More: Dumbass, Police, Altoona police officers, 36-year-old Michael Thompson, Altoona man, Crime, Sixth Avenue, block of Fifth Avenue, Blair County Prison  
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2021-03-01 4:05:35 PM  
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2021-03-01 4:39:53 PM  
This ain't working out Dalton
 
2021-03-01 5:06:55 PM  
Betty White was also on "Roadhouse"? Good to know.
 
2021-03-01 5:08:23 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:08:34 PM  
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I am disappoint
 
2021-03-01 5:08:52 PM  
A polar bear fell on me.
 
2021-03-01 5:10:14 PM  
If you rapid scroll down like I did, and don't realize you're moving into a different article, it gets complicated really fast.


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2021-03-01 5:10:36 PM  
"After arrest, the suspect was quoted as saying 'Pain don't hurt'"
 
2021-03-01 5:11:08 PM  
Didn't remember to be nice.
 
2021-03-01 5:12:12 PM  
Altoona man charged after reportedly kicking two officers in their face

Not as impressive as it first sounds, since the two officers were apparently conjoined twins...
 
2021-03-01 5:14:58 PM  

Mikey1969: Altoona man charged after reportedly kicking two officers in their face

Not as impressive as it first sounds, since the two officers were apparently conjoined twins...


Were they conjoined at the face?
 
2021-03-01 5:18:09 PM  
Well, now he gets to f*ck guys in prison and compare them to guys on the outside.
 
2021-03-01 5:22:05 PM  
Billy Jack scene - Really - Foot to the face KICK scene (HD) 1971
Youtube ZEsOmQ8sfvU
 
2021-03-01 5:25:04 PM  
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Yupperz.....ROADHOUSE!
 
2021-03-01 5:25:07 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Mikey1969: Altoona man charged after reportedly kicking two officers in their face

Not as impressive as it first sounds, since the two officers were apparently conjoined twins...

Were they conjoined at the face?


According to the headline, it would seem that they were.
 
2021-03-01 5:25:34 PM  
well its a good thing he didnt try to walk around a vehicle he might have caught some bullets

Reaches for taser, kicks two cops in the face and looks to have only minor scratches

Amazing a violent combative white person isn't seen as a deadly threat.
 
2021-03-01 5:30:06 PM  
When my friends and I were young, long ago, one dated a very small lady. He could easily pick her up while they were boinking, like that love scene in Roadhouse. He called it "Swayze-style." So Patrick Swayze may be dead, but he lives on in a sexual position.
 
2021-03-01 5:31:11 PM  

kindms: well its a good thing he didnt try to walk around a vehicle he might have caught some bullets

Reaches for taser, kicks two cops in the face and looks to have only minor scratches

Amazing a violent combative white person isn't seen as a deadly threat.


Aaaand there it is. But to be fair, I was pretty sure it was a white dude before I clicked.
 
2021-03-01 5:33:31 PM  
No mention of what he was intoxicated with?
 
2021-03-01 5:38:46 PM  

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It's interesting that media used to tech people to let people be abusive to you. Come on people don't be Charlie Brown, he was a king simp.
🙄
 
2021-03-01 5:40:15 PM  

Bootleg: No mention of what he was intoxicated with?


The picture has me guessing meth or crack
 
2021-03-01 5:42:33 PM  

valenumr: kindms: well its a good thing he didnt try to walk around a vehicle he might have caught some bullets

Reaches for taser, kicks two cops in the face and looks to have only minor scratches

Amazing a violent combative white person isn't seen as a deadly threat.

Aaaand there it is. But to be fair, I was pretty sure it was a white dude before I clicked.


Seriously. Black dudes be dead all over the country for trying to grab the taser.
 
2021-03-01 5:47:12 PM  
Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.
 
2021-03-01 5:47:16 PM  

jmr61: valenumr: kindms: well its a good thing he didnt try to walk around a vehicle he might have caught some bullets

Reaches for taser, kicks two cops in the face and looks to have only minor scratches

Amazing a violent combative white person isn't seen as a deadly threat.

Aaaand there it is. But to be fair, I was pretty sure it was a white dude before I clicked.

Seriously. Black dudes be dead all over the country for trying to grab the taser.


Oh, I know. But ACAB. We only talk about when cops either kill black people or don't kill white people here.
 
2021-03-01 5:47:44 PM  
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2021-03-01 6:10:58 PM  
It's not even Patrick Swayze Christmastime.
MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
Youtube 2ZyJCV_dyug
 
2021-03-01 6:40:55 PM  

Combustion: When my friends and I were young, long ago, one dated a very small lady. He could easily pick her up while they were boinking, like that love scene in Roadhouse. He called it "Swayze-style." So Patrick Swayze may be dead, but he lives on in a sexual position.


Check out Jack Nicholson and Sally Struthers at the beginning of five easy pieces.
 
2021-03-01 7:07:37 PM  
Nobody puts an Altoona baby man in a corner.

Dammit, wrong film!
 
2021-03-01 7:36:32 PM  
Ben Gazzara was the best part of that movie.   He was terrific.
 
2021-03-01 7:37:04 PM  

kindms: well its a good thing he didnt try to walk around a vehicle he might have caught some bullets

Reaches for taser, kicks two cops in the face and looks to have only minor scratches

Amazing a violent combative white person isn't seen as a deadly threat.


It wasnt near the end of their shift, they had time to mess around. If it was close to shift change they would have just had the new guy shoot him accidentally.
 
2021-03-01 7:39:15 PM  

Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.


I don't remember a blind guy.
 
2021-03-01 7:47:03 PM  

vudukungfu: Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I don't remember a blind guy.



Emboldened, emunderlined, and embiggened to enhance your comprehensionality.
 
2021-03-01 8:12:46 PM  

rudemix: [YouTube video: Billy Jack scene - Really - Foot to the face KICK scene (HD) 1971]


The only person who could defeat Billy Jack would be the Waco Kid, who would tie Billy Jack's feet together.
 
2021-03-01 8:45:37 PM  

Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.


Tito and The Tarantula provided the sound track to Desperado.
 
2021-03-01 9:03:26 PM  
Also, Tito was the guy in the bar with Cheech in Desperado who said that Quentin smelled like he'd shiat his pants. Pretty sure of that. Maybe.
 
2021-03-01 9:33:37 PM  

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Call Hollywood - this deserves a REBOOT!
 
2021-03-01 9:34:29 PM  

Bootleg: No mention of what he was intoxicated with?


The sweet juice of Freedom
 
2021-03-01 9:52:16 PM  

mateomaui: If you rapid scroll down like I did, and don't realize you're moving into a different article, it gets complicated really fast.


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"Yes, Your Honor, that's the suspect who kicked us in the face."
 
2021-03-01 10:39:03 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: vudukungfu: Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I don't remember a blind guy.


Emboldened, emunderlined, and embiggened to enhance your comprehensionality.


Blind guy.
Slide player.
Died of beetus.
 
2021-03-01 10:45:17 PM  
Dusk til dawn: Tito & Tarantula: Marcus Praed, Johnny „Vatos" Hernandez, Tito Larriva, Lolita Carroll Larriva, Allysa Grace.

Roadhouse: The Jeff Healey Band:
bassist Joe Rockman and drummer Tom Stephen, and Jeff Healey, who died of sarcoma in Toronto at 41.
 
2021-03-01 10:46:27 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: vudukungfu: Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I don't remember a blind guy.


Emboldened, emunderlined, and embiggened to enhance your comprehensionality.


Was it tito?
 
2021-03-01 11:06:00 PM  

vudukungfu: Englebert Slaptyback: vudukungfu: Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I don't remember a blind guy.


Emboldened, emunderlined, and embiggened to enhance your comprehensionality.

Was it tito?



Which part of "the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce" is not clear to you?

Before Dalton went to the Double Deuce.

Before.

Which means it was not at the Double Deuce.

Which means it was not the Jeff Healey band.

The band in the first bar was not the Jeff Healey band.
 
2021-03-01 11:55:14 PM  
The Jeff Healey Band - Angel Eyes (Official Video)
Youtube kag0TsZzxpw


/ Didn't know he was dead until this thread... :(
 
2021-03-02 12:16:57 AM  
Family Guy - Peter Roadhouse Driving with His Feet (Kicking)
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2021-03-02 12:56:02 AM  
looks like they returned the favor.
 
2021-03-02 7:28:58 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: vudukungfu: Englebert Slaptyback: vudukungfu: Brandi Morgan: Fun Roadhouse fact:

The band at the very beginning of Roadhouse (in the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce) - is also the house band at the Titty Twister in From Dusk Till Dawn.

I don't remember a blind guy.


Emboldened, emunderlined, and embiggened to enhance your comprehensionality.

Was it tito?


Which part of "the club Dalton is working at before he agrees to work at the Double Duce" is not clear to you?

Before Dalton went to the Double Deuce.

Before.

Which means it was not at the Double Deuce.

Which means it was not the Jeff Healey band.

The band in the first bar was not the Jeff Healey band.


The part you didn't underline and bold.

No body remembers that club.

It's so trivial, it's not even trivia.

Did a polar bear fall on you?
 
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