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383 clicks; posted to Food » on 01 Mar 2021 at 4:05 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-01 4:12:35 PM  
- insert JRPG cockatrice induced PSTD here -
 
2021-03-01 4:13:07 PM  
I'm not clicking that.
 
2021-03-01 4:19:37 PM  
Looked ok until the yolk glaze. Then it looked like absolute nightmare material.
 
2021-03-01 4:32:17 PM  

Subtonic: I'm not clicking that.


You should , he's a witty fellow.
 
2021-03-01 4:35:58 PM  

SumoJeb: Looked ok until the yolk glaze. Then it looked like absolute nightmare material.


you're right. He should have gone with the gold leaf.
 
2021-03-01 4:52:48 PM  
Stuff the pig into a sheep, and the sheep into a cow.
 
2021-03-01 4:58:37 PM  
not enough nutmeg
 
2021-03-01 5:10:13 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: not enough nutmeg


Needs more cowbell.
 
2021-03-01 5:12:52 PM  
Robin Williams - Platypus
Youtube nc2JBtrPpIk
 
2021-03-01 5:14:26 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: not enough nutmeg


Agrees.

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2021-03-01 5:18:22 PM  
I had that Magic card. Gave it to an ex along with an alpha Shivan Dragon. I'm a stupid person.

Also, I've got too much to do without trying to cook this shiat. I need a job so short ribs with vegetables is supposed to last five days. Spread it out with white rice.
 
2021-03-01 5:18:32 PM  

skyotter: Stuff the pig into a sheep, and the sheep into a cow.


Then put the cow into a truck, drive the truck into a cargo plane, crash the plane into a luxury cruise ship, then ram the cruise ship aground.
 
2021-03-01 5:35:57 PM  
I'm enjoying bacon wrapped zucchini. The zucchini slices are about half the size of a hockey puck; 20 min at 350. Delicious and juicy but traditionally you wrap scallops. That's a pretty weird mix when you think about it.
 
2021-03-01 5:39:48 PM  

Evil Mackerel: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: not enough nutmeg

Agrees.

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Did you see his vid on stewed crab today? *puke*
A Terrible Discovery! - Historic Stewed Crab Dish
Youtube xfRpxj29RXE
 
2021-03-01 6:01:42 PM  
He has far better episodes than this.

Go binge his channel. Go. Do it. Now.
 
2021-03-01 6:32:06 PM  

casual disregard: He has far better episodes than this.

Go binge his channel. Go. Do it. Now.


I subbed it for later.  My indtincts tell me you're right
 
2021-03-01 7:43:43 PM  
I love this channel. It is awesome. Everyone should watch it.

That is all.
 
2021-03-01 7:49:25 PM  

skyotter: Stuff the pig into a sheep, and the sheep into a cow.


There were dishes that went all the way from songbird up to ox.

In Gordon Ramsay's Great Escape he attended a wedding where the main dish was whole goat biryani stuffed with chickens stuffed with hard cooked eggs on a (huge) bed of rice covered with saffron sauce. I would have gladly killed for a few helpings of that.
 
2021-03-01 8:02:31 PM  

palelizard: Then put the cow into a truck, drive the truck into a cargo plane, crash the plane into a luxury cruise ship, then ram the cruise ship aground.


SyFy would like to investigate this script idea.  Is there any way they could fit a shark in?  And title it "CowPlaneShipSharkNado 3"?
 
2021-03-01 9:15:49 PM  

danceswithcrows: palelizard: Then put the cow into a truck, drive the truck into a cargo plane, crash the plane into a luxury cruise ship, then ram the cruise ship aground.

SyFy would like to investigate this script idea.  Is there any way they could fit a shark in?  And title it "CowPlaneShipSharkNado 3"?


I... can't believe I actually-watched / fell-asleep-thru this abomination, but...

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sky_​s​harks

so, there's a solid (Narrator: ha ha ha!) premise for it already?
 
2021-03-02 1:41:43 AM  

danceswithcrows: palelizard: Then put the cow into a truck, drive the truck into a cargo plane, crash the plane into a luxury cruise ship, then ram the cruise ship aground.

SyFy would like to investigate this script idea.  Is there any way they could fit a shark in?  And title it "CowPlaneShipSharkNado 3"?


The cow has been treated with radioactive growth hormones to accelerate its beefiness. A shark eats the stuffed cow when the cruise ship crashes into the Jersey Shore, then because of the hormones evolves legs. With cameo appearances by "stars" of the show in a comical fashion while three C-listers unite to face the shark. The entire thing is called "Leather-Skin: Shark or Suede".
 
2021-03-02 2:04:01 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Subtonic: I'm not clicking that.

You should , he's a witty fellow.


Yeah, this channel is often fun.  I want to try the 3000 year old recipe for Babylonian lamb & beet stew; it looked simple and delicious.
 
2021-03-02 9:21:49 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Subtonic: I'm not clicking that.

You should , he's a witty fellow.


Bonzo_1116: Yeah, this channel is often fun.  I want to try the 3000 year old recipe for Babylonian lamb & beet stew; it looked simple and delicious.


eh ok, you farking cockentrices convinced me to subscribe.
 
2021-03-02 11:07:02 AM  

SumoJeb: Evil Mackerel: J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: not enough nutmeg

Agrees.

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Did you see his vid on stewed crab today? *puke*
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/xfRpxj29​RXE]


Yes.
 
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