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2021-03-01 6:12:42 PM  
COVID ain't the only disease they are coming back with.
 
2021-03-01 7:02:02 PM  
Now hold on, I say, just hold on there one second. We have been assured repeatedly on Fark the last two weeks that school was compressed and no students would even get a spring break this year so we wouldn't see a soul down there.
 
2021-03-01 7:54:56 PM  
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Idiots
 
2021-03-01 8:26:51 PM  
I love that there's a breaking news bar at the top of the article about spring break concerning a rabies alert.


\sorry, was I not supposed to put those two together?
 
2021-03-01 8:28:11 PM  
Oh, tourists, snowbirds, and transplants.

I wish they would all die from covid or whatever.
 
2021-03-01 8:28:17 PM  
Very few colleges around here are even having a spring break, just extra scattered days throughout the semester.
 
2021-03-01 8:30:18 PM  
Ahh, Florida, the gift that keeps on giving, especially when you wish they would keep their gifts to themselves (and I am sure Florida wishes the rest of us would stay the hell away from Florida, as the local idiots are already enough of an embarrassment to Florida without out-of-staters making it worse).
 
2021-03-01 8:33:47 PM  
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... and nothing of value will be lost.
 
2021-03-01 8:39:30 PM  
I thought this would be about CPAC.
 
2021-03-01 8:43:55 PM  
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2021-03-01 8:44:23 PM  

Mad_Radhu: COVID ain't the only disease they are coming back with.


At least the process of acquiring the non-COVID ones is often fun.
 
2021-03-01 8:46:37 PM  

Mad_Radhu: COVID ain't the only disease they are coming back with.


I see the the hottest of Floriduh are letting it all hang out.
 
2021-03-01 8:54:06 PM  
Local elections? <look at article> Ohhh, spring break, right.
 
2021-03-01 9:23:18 PM  
 
2021-03-01 9:42:59 PM  
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2021-03-01 9:48:45 PM  
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2021-03-01 10:08:31 PM  
Oh.

Based on the number of idiots on two wheels driving at random that I encountered on my evening commutes,
I thought this would be about Daytona Bike Week

March 5 - March14

/guess its easier to avoid idiots when they stick to the beach
 
2021-03-01 10:26:22 PM  
Miami Beach was never affordable for Spring Break when I was in school.
(Oh, that's right, I went to UMiami and every day was Spring Break) The good old days.
 
2021-03-01 10:38:04 PM  

Mad_Radhu: COVID ain't the only disease they are coming back with.


Your mom passed disease on to you as well. Why was she permitted to endanger your life by giving you life to spread the disease?

Maybe the only solution is to flush the "clump of cells" before they have a chance of spreading disease through the old fashioned idea of a right to live. Maybe more than the inconvenience of giving life should be judged due to the grievous danger to the innocent that were permitted to move past the inhuman clump of cells stage should be considered.

Why should those that weren't flushed for some temporary right of one person be permitted the opportunity to infect the rest of the probable correct thinking individuals that care about ideas that they find essential and important? This isn't the middle ages!

Plenty of people from other lands wish to bring their children here. Why be so selfish in forcing them to compete against the infected and disease carriers that weren't humanely flushed? Isn't it racist to hold your own above the precious and vulnerable children of another land?

Hopefully after Joe Biden keeps the borders locked down for as long as it is not considered racist due to threat of the nation at this point of time. This all part of the healing we have been told to expect and not just the promises of yet another old, white, rich, career politician.

Besides, don't we have a new super bestest vaccine from those being sued for mesothelioma  complications? This is truly "best of all possible worlds."
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2021-03-01 10:39:31 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Oh.

Based on the number of idiots on two wheels driving at random that I encountered on my evening commutes,
I thought this would be about Daytona Bike Week

March 5 - March14

/guess its easier to avoid idiots when they stick to the beach


Jeep Beach is on again this year. April 19 - 25. We will be going to the speedway wearing masks on Saturday to see the vendors and drinking in our room or on the beach. Fark the crowds. Paid for last years that was cancelled and it rolled over. Jeep Beach has 90% less scum than Bike Week.
 
2021-03-01 10:46:07 PM  

edmo: Now hold on, I say, just hold on there one second. We have been assured repeatedly on Fark the last two weeks that school was compressed and no students would even get a spring break this year so we wouldn't see a soul down there.


Some precocious little bastard must've downloaded 7zip and decompressed it.
 
2021-03-01 10:55:38 PM  
Florida praying to the almighty dollar that the deaths are profitable and the rubes are showing up in droves.
 
2021-03-01 11:08:08 PM  

arkansized: Miami Beach was never affordable for Spring Break when I was in school.
(Oh, that's right, I went to UMiami and every day was Spring Break) The good old days.


Meh, Ohio can be pretty crappy much of the year

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2021-03-02 12:30:32 AM  
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2021-03-02 2:59:38 AM  
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2021-03-02 8:24:07 AM  
Without any sort of plan whatsoever or any stimulus money still when an executive order is still an option these folks that live in a tourist dependent area, must and I repeat must do what they have to, to survive.  If you depend on spring breakers for a large percentage of your income, the president should be stepping up to provide relief so they can stay shutdown.
 
2021-03-02 2:06:59 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: Without any sort of plan whatsoever or any stimulus money still when an executive order is still an option these folks that live in a tourist dependent area, must and I repeat must do what they have to, to survive.  If you depend on spring breakers for a large percentage of your income, the president should be stepping up to provide relief so they can stay shutdown.


We still have yet to actually take this pandemic seriously. I can't believe we're farking patting ourselves on the back for vaccines after we sent thousands to die for the Almighty Dollar.
 
2021-03-02 4:00:38 PM  
I live in Fort Lauderdale.

I welcome any and all tourists to come and stay on the beach at a nice hotel. Enjoy the boat charters and eat everything you can on 17th St and on Las Olas.

I will remain West of I-95, safe and sound, while you help our local businesses.

If you die of the corona, I can recommend some very nice local cemeteries.
 
2021-03-02 10:26:53 PM  

arkansized: Miami Beach was never affordable for Spring Break when I was in school.
(Oh, that's right, I went to UMiami and every day was Spring Break) The good old days.


Which landing strip is yours on a sectional chart? I need to spray more chemtrails over central farmlands.
 
2021-03-02 10:34:54 PM  

evilskinnybroad: arkansized: Miami Beach was never affordable for Spring Break when I was in school.
(Oh, that's right, I went to UMiami and every day was Spring Break) The good old days.

Which landing strip is yours on a sectional chart? I need to spray more chemtrails over central farmlands.


HAHA Miami sectional, FD72 (Kingsport)
 
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