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2021-03-01 3:52:27 PM  
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2021-03-01 3:53:08 PM  
I guess you could say that game is...

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Maddening.
 
2021-03-01 4:02:34 PM  
I just imagined John Madden smoking weed...lulz.
 
2021-03-01 4:04:46 PM  
And this is a good example of "you can't make this up/you can't write this stuff."

This joke takes nearly 30 years to get told, and your book/movie/tv show ain't got that kinda time.

It takes a long time to get to the situation of Snoop Dogg being who Snoop Dogg, the character development going on there over the years is just not able to be time compressed and fit into a reasonable length story for anyone.

So only real life can get to deliver this kind of punchline, from that amount of setup. without everyone already knowing what the joke is before you're done telling it.
 
2021-03-01 4:26:40 PM  
This would be me, smoking with Snoop:

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/injured by northern lights #9
 
2021-03-01 5:09:02 PM  
Great music stream if you stick with it
 
2021-03-01 5:15:33 PM  
He should stick to building bongs in minecraft.
 
2021-03-01 5:22:09 PM  
"Hey man!!! Noobmaster40 called me a skinny dickhead again!!"
 
2021-03-01 5:48:01 PM  
Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.
 
2021-03-01 6:08:30 PM  

deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.


We've been assured many times here by experts that there is absolutely zero danger at all associated with weed.
 
2021-03-01 6:36:55 PM  
This is...well known...
Best of Giant Bomb 100 - WEED3
Youtube XZY8UA1KpjY


Queued for first Snoop bit (4:55 if I messed it up), other is 9:30.

/of course, it's Giant Bomb E3 stuff, so all funny but NSFW (language)
 
2021-03-01 6:40:49 PM  

The_Sponge: I just imagined John Madden smoking weed...lulz.


Yes, Madden would be rambling and semicoherent, but in a weird way where it almost made sense.

But I have no idea what effect smoking weed would have on him.
 
2021-03-01 6:41:36 PM  

mjbok: deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.

We've been assured many times here by experts that there is absolutely zero danger at all associated with weed.


He also-brilliant beloved artist notwithstanding- has a history of violent crime
 
2021-03-01 6:42:14 PM  

PvtStash: And this is a good example of "you can't make this up/you can't write this stuff."

This joke takes nearly 30 years to get told, and your book/movie/tv show ain't got that kinda time.

It takes a long time to get to the situation of Snoop Dogg being who Snoop Dogg, the character development going on there over the years is just not able to be time compressed and fit into a reasonable length story for anyone.

So only real life can get to deliver this kind of punchline, from that amount of setup. without everyone already knowing what the joke is before you're done telling it.


So... it's like a reverse-shaggy dog story?

Well, it's not THAT shaggy...
 
2021-03-01 6:44:09 PM  

Combustion: "Hey man!!! Noobmaster40 called me a skinny dickhead again!!"


I love that scene.
 
2021-03-01 7:17:10 PM  

mjbok: deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.

We've been assured many times here by experts that there is absolutely zero danger at all associated with weed.


Which is a really stupid claim to make. There is no actual research on the long term health effects of weed on people because of its schedule level with the federal government. There has been pretty much no research done at all, because unlike drugs like heroin and cocaine, there wasn't research done beforehand, so it's been frozen the whole time.

There may be less side effects of dangers than other substances, but this claim of "none" is dangerous. And stupid. Anything in sufficient doses is dangerous... Hell, you can die from drinking too much farking water.
 
2021-03-01 9:07:09 PM  

deadsanta: I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.


Sure sure.  And I know a guy who's become a billionaire philanthropist after years of constant high octane weed.

I can make up stuff too!
 
2021-03-01 9:23:24 PM  

deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.


About the most potent weed you can buy today is around 35% THC tops. Very rare and very expensive, if you can even find it. Concentrates can be up 95% THC. You can buy concentrates at any weed store.

So if you're in a hurry to become borderline psychotic, ditch the overpriced flowers and go with the concentrates. You'll be climbing the walls in no time.
 
2021-03-01 11:00:28 PM  

Mikey1969: mjbok: deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.

We've been assured many times here by experts that there is absolutely zero danger at all associated with weed.

Which is a really stupid claim to make. There is no actual research on the long term health effects of weed on people because of its schedule level with the federal government. There has been pretty much no research done at all, because unlike drugs like heroin and cocaine, there wasn't research done beforehand, so it's been frozen the whole time.

There may be less side effects of dangers than other substances, but this claim of "none" is dangerous. And stupid. Anything in sufficient doses is dangerous... Hell, you can die from drinking too much farking water.


It's also fair to say that most of these claims are from a time when most weed was trash by today's standards, the equivalent of claims that "no one could possibly need more than a KB of data storage" of the time.
 
2021-03-01 11:36:45 PM  
"That's an old video game case for a Madden football game. The case would hold the game, but it also has space to hold an instruction manual. Sometimes they'd include ads for a video game magazine. It's really great, and -" 
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2021-03-01 11:56:43 PM  

ParadoxDice: "That's an old video game case for a Madden football game. The case would hold the game, but it also has space to hold an instruction manual. Sometimes they'd include ads for a video game magazine. It's really great, and -" 
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LOL at that skit!

I volunteered at a thrift store. Sometimes people would donate stuff without the box, or anything to identify it, but it is something well made, and looks like the right person would pay $5 or $10 bucks for it. Sometimes people just donate part of something useful, which we call garbage. It takes a bit to figure which.

Being the helpful type, I would always say, "I know what this is... you can put your WEEEED in it!" The first time I said that, luckily, the lady who ran the place knew what I meant and laughed. It became a fun running joke for a couple years.
 
2021-03-02 12:38:36 AM  

knobmaker: deadsanta: I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.

Sure sure.  And I know a guy who's become a billionaire philanthropist after years of constant high octane weed.

I can make up stuff too!


Some archaeologists argue that all the important developments of civilization hinged on access to high octane weed.  So I don't doubt that at least one secret society of billionaires are using copious amounts of high octane weed to give them the edge needed to stay billionaires and control the destiny of the world economy.  The only way to overthrow them is to trace the original region high octane weed grew, so you could breed back with the ancient stock for higher octane weed.
 
2021-03-02 1:33:23 AM  

IAmRight: It's also fair to say that most of these claims are from a time when most weed was trash by today's standards, the equivalent of claims that "no one could possibly need more than a KB of data storage" of the time.


I'm talking only about posts on Fark in the last 5 years.
 
2021-03-02 6:46:47 AM  
I stopped raging in video games 20 years ago..
 
2021-03-02 8:03:44 AM  

mjbok: deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.

We've been assured many times here by experts that there is absolutely zero danger at all associated with weed.


My ex that went psychotic and started picking through the carpet for weed when she ran out of weed and would also turn in to a monstrous horrible human, would also like to refute this dumb shiat claim that.

/"You're just smoking the wrong kind! Are you smoking sativa  or indica bro?"
// Every time I hear that question asked I wanna shot put said person off a high rise
 
2021-03-02 9:04:26 AM  

Shakes999: /"You're just smoking the wrong kind! Are you smoking sativa  or indica bro?"
// Every time I hear that question asked I wanna shot put said person off a high rise


You might need some sort of medication.
 
2021-03-02 9:50:41 AM  
I went to college with a girl from Darien, CT, who looked like John Madden in a wig.
 
2021-03-02 10:36:45 AM  

phishrace: deadsanta: Smoke enough high potency weed and it'll fark you up temperamentally, and not in a good way.  I know a guy who's become borderline psychotic after years of constant high octane weed.

About the most potent weed you can buy today is around 35% THC tops. Very rare and very expensive, if you can even find it. Concentrates can be up 95% THC. You can buy concentrates at any weed store.

So if you're in a hurry to become borderline psychotic, ditch the overpriced flowers and go with the concentrates. You'll be climbing the walls in no time.


...but you smoke less concentrates, so you get the same amount of THC as smoking flower.
 
2021-03-02 11:50:06 AM  

knobmaker: Shakes999: /"You're just smoking the wrong kind! Are you smoking sativa  or indica bro?"
// Every time I hear that question asked I wanna shot put said person off a high rise

You might need some sort of medication.


And there we go with the pothead's solution to everything is to make everybody else a pothead.
 
2021-03-02 12:19:39 PM  

buckeyebrain: knobmaker: Shakes999: /"You're just smoking the wrong kind! Are you smoking sativa  or indica bro?"
// Every time I hear that question asked I wanna shot put said person off a high rise

You might need some sort of medication.

And there we go with the pothead's solution to everything is to make everybody else a pothead.


Yep. Never farkin fails. So predictable.
 
2021-03-02 1:02:40 PM  

Shakes999: buckeyebrain: knobmaker: Shakes999: /"You're just smoking the wrong kind! Are you smoking sativa  or indica bro?"
// Every time I hear that question asked I wanna shot put said person off a high rise

You might need some sort of medication.

And there we go with the pothead's solution to everything is to make everybody else a pothead.

Yep. Never farkin fails. So predictable.


Wasn't it a joke?
 
2021-03-02 1:44:58 PM  

Slow To Return: Shakes999: buckeyebrain: knobmaker: Shakes999: /"You're just smoking the wrong kind! Are you smoking sativa  or indica bro?"
// Every time I hear that question asked I wanna shot put said person off a high rise

You might need some sort of medication.

And there we go with the pothead's solution to everything is to make everybody else a pothead.

Yep. Never farkin fails. So predictable.

Wasn't it a joke?


That's just it.  The morons that smoke dope always think it's funny to 'offer some' to people that don't.
 
2021-03-02 1:54:36 PM  
Is this were we denigrate and insult people who either smoke pot if we don't, or don't smoke pot if we do?

/just kidding
//that's every thread
///you guys are precious
 
2021-03-02 2:37:14 PM  
Well, my friend Becky....
 
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