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(Axios)   Sooooooo...Trump actually DID get vaccinated after all   (axios.com) divider line
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2021-03-01 2:02:54 PM  
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2021-03-01 2:07:45 PM  
Wow, Trump actually did something helpful. Of course, that's because he is trying to claim all credit for developing the vaccines, but it is still quite helpful.
 
2021-03-01 2:13:35 PM  
The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.
 
2021-03-01 2:15:06 PM  
If we could bottle the cognitive dissonance of Trump cultists, we could skip electric cars and solar panels completely and go straight to fueling the entire planet with it.
 
2021-03-01 2:19:07 PM  
I'm sure we'll be infromed soon "No, no, no. This was the REVERSE vaccine that keeps the ChiCom nanobots from rewriting your DNA to turn you into a soyboy who cries at the end of Ted Lasso which isn't about real SEC football at all. What Trump got was the Jesus Freedom Eagle F-150 Vaccine so when he's inaugurated as the first REAL President at the new Capitol in Florida on March 4th the nuking of Washington D.C. won't affect his herculean physique. If you add up the numbers in his vaccine vial serial number and divide it by the number of gray beard hairs on Don Junior it comes up to 23, which isn't the number of Q in the alphabet, but is actually R for Really Re-Elected so you lib cucks better start lining up for your lifetime executions."
 
2021-03-01 2:21:00 PM  
They told him it was hamberders
 
2021-03-01 2:25:56 PM  
He is full of Bill Gates microchips now and his every conversation is being sent back to Antifa HQ.  He might as well be the rat in charge of the Proud Boys.
 
2021-03-01 2:26:42 PM  
Sooooooo...Trump actually DID get vaccinated after all

Whoop-de-fu*ckin-do.
 
2021-03-01 2:28:00 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He is full of Bill Gates microchips now and his every conversation is being sent back to Antifa HQ.  He might as well be the rat in charge of the Proud Boys.


exactly!
 
2021-03-01 2:31:10 PM  

iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.


Easy. It's just a cover so he can finish infiltrating pedo rings.
 
2021-03-01 2:32:53 PM  
Too bad he got the vaccine.  If he had died when he was infected last October, we could have given that dose to someone useful.
 
2021-03-01 2:33:01 PM  

iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.


It will be the reason that March 4th doesn't happen.  Bill Gates, Obama, aliens, big pharma, 5G, and windmills will each be blamed.  And then the story will get really weird.
 
2021-03-01 2:33:14 PM  
Now we can track with using the embedded GPS tracking chips. But why?
 
2021-03-01 2:33:17 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He is full of Bill Gates microchips now and his every conversation is being sent back to Antifa HQ.  He might as well be the rat in charge of the Proud Boys.


Oh, to be the poor bastards that have to listen to that crap all day.  I hope Gates is paying them well, with a fully-funded mental health plan.
 
2021-03-01 2:33:50 PM  

iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.


Dude they are boringly predictable.

"The industry and Bill Gates tried to poison us but Trump had his people develop a real vaccine and replace the fake one with it! The early vaccines didn't work because Trump's people needed more time so they switched out the bad vaccine with a placebo first."
 
2021-03-01 2:34:16 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He is full of Bill Gates microchips now and his every conversation is being sent back to Antifa HQ.  He might as well be the rat in charge of the Proud Boys.


Or MAYBE he's been under the command of Gates since early January and the insurrection was actually incited by the mind-controlling Left!

Chessplay, Libmates.
 
2021-03-01 2:34:21 PM  
I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?
 
2021-03-01 2:34:54 PM  

greentea1985: Wow, Trump actually did something helpful. Of course, that's because he is trying to claim all credit for developing the vaccines, but it is still quite helpful.


Didn't you hear? Nobody knew what vaccines were until Trump came along.
 
2021-03-01 2:35:43 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

maggieNYT: Trump yesterday, at CPAC, said for the first time that "everyone" should get the coronavirus vaccine developed while he was in office. An adviser tells me both Trump and Melania Trump got vaccinated at the White House in January.


So that's the second time Melania had a small prick in her.
 
2021-03-01 2:35:47 PM  

Kubo: If we could bottle the cognitive dissonance of Trump cultists, we could skip electric cars and solar panels completely and go straight to fueling the entire planet with it.


Our most valuable, untapped national resource is willful ignorance.  There must be *some* way to contain that and put to use, bettering humankind.
 
2021-03-01 2:36:18 PM  

iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.


"I don't want the fake vaccines! I want the Trump Vaccine! The one that cured God Trump of the Gyna Virus!"
 
2021-03-01 2:36:23 PM  

Badmoodman: Sooooooo...Trump actually DID get vaccinated after all

Whoop-de-fu*ckin-do.


As they say - even a blind squirrel eventually finds a nut

And Trump is nothing if not nuts
 
2021-03-01 2:36:32 PM  

Marbleisheavy: iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.

It will be the reason that March 4th doesn't happen.  Bill Gates, Obama, aliens, big pharma, 5G, and windmills will each be blamed.  And then the story will get really weird.


List fails without SOROS
 
2021-03-01 2:36:37 PM  

BlackPete: I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?


You think Trump gives a damn about medical suggestions? He wanted it, so he got it. It wouldn't surprise me if the doctors didn't shoot him full of placebos and told him it was "safe bleach."
 
2021-03-01 2:36:57 PM  

special20: greentea1985: Wow, Trump actually did something helpful. Of course, that's because he is trying to claim all credit for developing the vaccines, but it is still quite helpful.

Didn't you hear? Nobody knew what vaccines were until Trump came along.


He really primed the pump.
 
2021-03-01 2:37:13 PM  

BlackPete: I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?


I think they just threw enough stem cells and drugs at him that his body never really had a chance to develop natural antibodies.

Plus, even if you had it, the vaccine is still worth taking.
 
2021-03-01 2:37:34 PM  
He'd have told us in January, but he was a little busy trying to inject the vaccine against democracy.
 
2021-03-01 2:37:40 PM  
Trumpers were always going to be the ones declaring loudly that they didn't need to wear masks to protect against the 'hoax' virus and then would of course turn around and cut in line ahead of other more deserving people for the vaccine itself.

Selfishness and stupidity are the American way, and they embody it perfectly.
 
2021-03-01 2:38:41 PM  
I hope the left is smart enough to make this Trump's "inventing the internet" moment.
 
2021-03-01 2:39:47 PM  
Didn't we already know this? I think it was in the news in Jan when they got it.
 
2021-03-01 2:40:09 PM  

BlackPete: I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?


Let's take Trump out of the equation.....

"If my Aunt Peggy had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for her?"

Asymptomatic reoccurrence and transmission.
 
2021-03-01 2:40:40 PM  

BlackPete: I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?


Because even if you've had the virus it's still recommended since it's still unconfirmed how long you're safe after recovery.
 
2021-03-01 2:40:48 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: He is full of Bill Gates microchips now and his every conversation is being sent back to Antifa HQ.  He might as well be the rat in charge of the Proud Boys.


I just got my first jab today. My position should be online in Gates' tracker now. However, my iPhone may be interfering with his ability to track me...and wh knows what effect my Linux system is having...:-)
 
2021-03-01 2:41:40 PM  
See! This is why he admitted that Biden was POTUS and said all of those other non-Trumpian things at CPAC...Bill Gates is now controlling his mind!

It's also why Jr. appears to be on coke, Gates is controlling him as well!

Chex mix, Libs!
 
2021-03-01 2:42:04 PM  

iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.


The QAnon crowd knows that was really Biden up there. They switched faces, remember? This was obviously part of a vast deep state conspiracy.
 
2021-03-01 2:42:29 PM  

Kubo: If we could bottle the cognitive dissonance of Trump cultists


You'd have an empty bottle.
 
2021-03-01 2:43:35 PM  

greentea1985: Wow, Trump actually did something helpful. Of course, that's because he is trying to claim all credit for developing the vaccines, but it is still quite helpful.


Self-serving and completely full of shiat is the only way Trump knows to operate. Still, if he can convince a few members of Qult 45 to not be disease vectors, that's a good thing.
 
2021-03-01 2:43:55 PM  
MARK OF THE BEAST!!!!
 
2021-03-01 2:43:56 PM  
Trump yesterday, at CPAC, said for the first time that "everyone" should get the coronavirus vaccine developed while he was in office.

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2021-03-01 2:45:18 PM  

Subtonic: iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.

Easy. It's just a cover so he can finish infiltrating pedo rings.


To take the kids for himself.
 
2021-03-01 2:47:59 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: BlackPete: I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?

Let's take Trump out of the equation.....

"If my Aunt Peggy had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for her?"

Asymptomatic reoccurrence and transmission.


This is not supported by the facts on the ground.

Both the moderna and pfizer-biontech vaccines have been found to be 90%+ effective at preventing infection completely (in addition to 95% effective at preventing symptoms and >99% effective at preventing life-threatening illness).
 
2021-03-01 2:48:22 PM  

iToad: The QAnon crowd isn't going to like this one damn bit. It's going to be interesting to see what kind of story they confabulate to explain it all away.


"It's all part of the PLAN. TRUST the PLAN."

/Same thing we do every night, Pinky...
//EAT THE CHILDREN!!!
 
2021-03-01 2:48:53 PM  

pueblonative: Original: Original Tweet:
maggieNYT: Trump yesterday, at CPAC, said for the first time that "everyone" should get the coronavirus vaccine developed while he was in office. An adviser tells me both Trump and Melania Trump got vaccinated at the White House in January.

So that's the second time Melania had a small prick in her.


Heh, best comment of the thread!
 
2021-03-01 2:49:31 PM  
Course he did, he wasn't leaving the White House without squeezing the last bit of free stuff offered.

There is a dollar on the ground....you think he's not going to have someone bend over and pick it up for him?
 
2021-03-01 3:16:59 PM  
They say his racism grew three sizes that day.
 
2021-03-01 3:21:39 PM  
I'm sure Maggie Haberman misses her personal gossip line into the WH. fark Haberman and fark Trump and fark the NYT for employing this privileged propaganda machine.
 
2021-03-01 3:22:44 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: BlackPete: I'm a bit out of the loop on this one -- if Trump had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for him?  Unless he never had COVID at all?

Let's take Trump out of the equation.....

"If my Aunt Peggy had COVID last October, what is the vaccine expected to do for her?"

Asymptomatic reoccurrence and transmission.


Also:
"If my Aunt Peggy had Covid last October (because she said so even though she never took a test), what is the vaccine expected to do for her?"

Tons of people are convinced they had Covid even though they never got the PCR test. If the CDC et al say that you don't have to get the vaccine if you've had Covid, those people are going to not get the shot and still be at risk.
 
2021-03-01 3:26:21 PM  
They've always known how dangerous it is. They never had any interest in doing what's right. We now know a middle-of-the-road approach to preventing the spread of the virus would have worked quite well. Universal mask-wearing and avoidance of super-spreader sites would have kept the lid on this. But no, they couldn't do even that.
 
2021-03-01 3:32:03 PM  

Badmoodman: Sooooooo...Trump actually DID get vaccinated after all

Whoop-de-fu*ckin-do.


Considering he explicitly said he would NOT vaccinate himself, and then turned around and got himself vaccinated.

Just another lie on the pile.
 
2021-03-01 3:33:21 PM  
OMG, Trump's in on the hoax!
 
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