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2021-03-01 2:23:35 PM  
18 votes:
You only gain weight if it's administered rectally.  Not many people know that.
2021-03-01 3:27:56 PM  
14 votes:
It works for geese, as well.

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2021-03-01 3:32:40 PM  
12 votes:

Kraftwerk Orange: It works for geese, as well.

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We were obviously on close but not quite same wavelengths.

I saw this
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and thought,
baby foie gras, sure why not, seems more acceptable when we do it to our own. ;)
2021-03-01 3:26:41 PM  
12 votes:
The baby beer bong is kind of funny and clever. It couldn't have been a Farker.
2021-03-01 3:33:42 PM  
6 votes:

clawsoon: Tricky and sticky.

I see you've met my ex.
2021-03-01 3:23:04 PM  
4 votes:
Wasn't me. I put pot in my bongs.
2021-03-01 3:31:47 PM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: You only gain weight if it's administered rectally.  Not many people know that.

Judging by the weight gain on my campus, it's more well-known than you think!
2021-03-01 3:31:14 PM  
3 votes:

Kraftwerk Orange: It works for geese, as well.

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Absolutely fowl.
2021-03-01 4:57:40 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-03-01 4:06:59 PM  
2 votes:
Kid is going to be butt chugging formula in a week or two while swearing they dont have a drinking problem and trying to convince others they didn't care about the grade in that early morning class anyway.
2021-03-01 3:44:04 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Since beer bongs help undergrads gain weight, he figured, maybe they'd work for his baby, too.

I have never before heard described this sort of direct causal relationship between the so-called "freshman 15" and beer bongs. Beer bongs aren't a tool for weight gain, they're a tool for quick inebriation. I suppose the empty calories of beer are a factor in the weight gain, but they're the same calories whether they rush into your body all at once or you put them in one sip at a time. I thought freshmen gained weight because they're eating a lot more crappy, cheap food, like pizza, then they generally did while living at home (and, typically, not having to fend for themselves at every meal).

Granted, I haven't drank formula for a long time now, but it was my understanding that the beer bong's primary function was to eliminate or reduce the amount of carbonation in the beer (or sugared-soft drink for our teetotaling friends) by "drinking it from the bottom" so to speak, and avoiding the gassy bubbles.  In fact, some of my fellow collegians became so adept at it that they were able to down quart bottles of Burgie! beer, the most cost effective brand at the time.  Four of them would pool their money for a 12-pack of quarts and have their drinking done and out of the way so they could 'focus' on the use of their regular bong.
2021-03-01 3:33:20 PM  
2 votes:
Who would have thought that all those wasted years in college would pay off s well.
2021-03-01 3:32:17 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-03-01 5:54:13 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: You only gain weight if it's administered rectally.  Not many people know that.

baby diapers get nasty enough. That would be a whole new level
2021-03-01 5:21:15 PM  
1 vote:
As Keenu Reeves said in Parenthood
"you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."
2021-03-01 5:04:07 PM  
1 vote:
That does neither healthy nor safe to me. Then again I raised 0 kids. I'm only here to judge.
2021-03-01 4:36:12 PM  
1 vote:
None of us.

The average Farker ejaculates a wheezing little cloud of dust. If that.
2021-03-01 4:18:34 PM  
1 vote:
In about a year she'll be good for baby's first keg stand.
2021-03-01 4:06:57 PM  
1 vote:

libranoelrose: This link took  me to Cuomo next to a blonde lady a few minutes ago.

The whole sausage lady one or the Clinton cigar box lady one?
2021-03-01 3:41:53 PM  
1 vote:
Well, at least he didn't make her butt chug it.
2021-03-01 3:29:52 PM  
1 vote:
Day care could make the multi-hose beer bong and feed a whole bunch of kids. Last one I did was in the parking lot of the Bills stadium
2021-03-01 3:25:51 PM  
1 vote:
This looks more like a force-feeding device than anything beer related.
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