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(Guardian)   Do you really need a pink flamingo for your front garden?   (theguardian.com) divider line
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598 clicks; posted to Business » on 01 Mar 2021 at 5:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-01 4:25:48 PM  
There are, indeed, better lawn ornaments. Observe!:
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2021-03-01 5:38:43 PM  
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Yes
 
2021-03-01 5:45:26 PM  
The wife and I are considering aliens as our garden gnome theme...
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2021-03-01 6:05:02 PM  
Nope, just 13 cars that haven't moved in years.
 
2021-03-01 6:48:36 PM  
Why not:
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?
 
2021-03-01 6:51:17 PM  
Manfred Mann - Pretty Flamingo
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2021-03-01 6:51:19 PM  
I'll just go to Hialeah. They cull their's every so often.
 
2021-03-01 8:47:10 PM  

ZMugg: Why not:
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Even Babs Johnson would be offended by this. Never harmed any animals, just cleaned up after them.
 
2021-03-01 10:04:08 PM  
Yes.  Next question.
 
2021-03-01 10:26:34 PM  
Yes. I gutted some solar lights, replaced the flamingos eyes with red LEDs, which are hooked up to the solar collector I epoxied to the bird's back..

/Bored during snow storm..
 
2021-03-02 12:09:55 AM  

wildlifer: Yes. I gutted some solar lights, replaced the flamingos eyes with red LEDs, which are hooked up to the solar collector I epoxied to the bird's back..

/Bored during snow storm..


Are you early thirties? I have a few friends that range that have taken the holloween pelicans and modified them and made then permanent decorations.
 
2021-03-02 6:53:27 AM  

SafetyThird: wildlifer: Yes. I gutted some solar lights, replaced the flamingos eyes with red LEDs, which are hooked up to the solar collector I epoxied to the bird's back..

/Bored during snow storm..

Are you early thirties? I have a few friends that range that have taken the holloween pelicans and modified them and made then permanent decorations.


No, I'm nearly into onion on belt age range..
 
2021-03-02 9:19:37 AM  

ZMugg: Why not:
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Came here for the Divine/Waters reference

Leaving satisfied
 
2021-03-02 12:29:06 PM  
I do have some dog poop that Divine could come get.
 
2021-03-02 4:13:29 PM  

SumoJeb: I do have some dog poop that Divine could come get.


Divine is dead, sweetie.
 
2021-03-02 6:50:56 PM  

solokumba: SumoJeb: I do have some dog poop that Divine could come get.

Divine is dead, sweetie.


shiat. Now I feel bad for sending all those birthday cards.
 
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