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(Some Guy)   Arby's will send you a check for $3.79 if you promise to eat their new fish sandwich   (arbysfishcheck.com) divider line
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503 clicks; posted to Food » on 01 Mar 2021 at 2:35 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-03-01 1:25:35 PM  
Move the decimal point to the right by 5 places and make it cash up front.
 
2021-03-01 1:35:11 PM  
I'll have to double-check with my accountant but I think I earn too many fish to quality for the COVID-relief sandwich.
 
2021-03-01 1:59:33 PM  
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2021-03-01 2:40:31 PM  
The last time I had Arby's, it was a chicken salad sandwich with moldy grapes in it. They offered me coupons, but I declined because I was NOT in the mood to chance more rotten food. ...and seriously, "Sorry you hated our rotten food, have some coupons and try again!" UGH. WTF?!

It has been over a decade, and I still can't unsee/untaste that crap.
 
2021-03-01 2:43:34 PM  
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2021-03-01 2:44:30 PM  
If this a euphemism for something, I'd do it for free out of love.
 
2021-03-01 3:23:03 PM  
Start wearing masks and gloves and I'll think about it.
 
2021-03-01 3:45:19 PM  
I'm not that desperate.
 
2021-03-01 3:46:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Move the decimal point to the right by 5 places and make it cash up front.


I'd order the sandwich for that much.  To actually eat it would be extra.
 
2021-03-01 3:51:13 PM  
nah, 100% not worth it simply for the amount of demographic they insist on collecting, if nothing else.

otherwise their "old" fish sandwich was... acceptable? is this really a "new" one Subs, 'cos that looks exactly like every other fish sammich I've gotten there in 2018-2019.

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2021-03-01 3:58:17 PM  
Arby's fish check is what Snooki calls her pap smear
 
2021-03-01 4:04:56 PM  
Finally the sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry consumer?
 
2021-03-01 4:10:23 PM  
It's not a "new" fish sandwich, they've had it for a few years. I think it might be seasonal though and now is fish sandwich season. It's not bad. I would say it ranks second or third in the fast food fish sandwiches.
 
2021-03-01 4:19:30 PM  
I worked for Arby's when I was 15.  Didn't cook, did the register. But their food was really good, kitchens clean, I cleaned and did frying, so it was ok.  And I took large amounts of crackers, horsey sauce and leftover fries home, so that was something.  That was about 40 years ago.

Not sure about now.  But if I ever run by one I might give it a shot.
 
2021-03-01 4:33:21 PM  
I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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2021-03-01 5:05:45 PM  

Rene ala Carte: I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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I still hate all of you Culvers-adjacent farkers so very, very much.
 
2021-03-01 5:29:52 PM  

Ambivalence: It's not a "new" fish sandwich, they've had it for a few years. I think it might be seasonal though and now is fish sandwich season. It's not bad. I would say it ranks second or third in the fast food fish sandwiches.


Came here to say this. The Arbys fish sandwich is actually quite good.
 
2021-03-01 5:47:34 PM  
Their fish doesn't fit their stupid bun.

Is a larger bun, some extra salat and mayo really that expensive?
 
2021-03-01 6:19:04 PM  

Ketchuponsteak: Their fish doesn't fit their stupid bun.

Is a larger bun, some extra salat and mayo really that expensive?


I think it's some kind of brag, like how we have midwest pork-tenderloin sammiches? or they just don't want to fab different buns, who knows.
 
2021-03-01 6:35:43 PM  

Rene ala Carte: I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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Just had their fish basket; not sammich, the other day...my monthly fast food treat-time. Mmmm.
 
2021-03-01 7:06:20 PM  

tintar: Rene ala Carte: I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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I still hate all of you Culvers-adjacent farkers so very, very much.


No stores on either the West Coast or the East Coast.  I see a trend here.
 
2021-03-01 7:22:58 PM  

natazha: tintar: Rene ala Carte: I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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I still hate all of you Culvers-adjacent farkers so very, very much.

No stores on either the West Coast or the East Coast.  I see a trend here.


in one of the recent 17 brazillion crispy-chimken / crispy-fish sammich threads, a farker mentioned to me there are stores in central Pennsylvania. which, we ent really got cause for driving that far to visit, unless it was also to see the wife's Weird Aunt Bobbie, so... probably not anytime soon.
 
HFK [BareFark]
2021-03-01 8:39:00 PM  

natazha: tintar: Rene ala Carte: I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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I still hate all of you Culvers-adjacent farkers so very, very much.

No stores on either the West Coast or the East Coast.  I see a trend here.


They are all over in Florida with more popping up all the time. They really are good and who cares about the west coast? All of us on the east coast have to hear about in-n-out all the time so no Culver's for you.

(Just kidding, I really do love the west coast and might get to live there one day, once they get Culver's.)
 
2021-03-01 9:18:04 PM  

HFK: with more popping up all the time


that's the one thing that kinda-sorta gives me hope - their website is all "don't worry! we're trying to come to your area! we pinky-swear!" - so, god bless 'em if they do.
 
2021-03-01 10:08:09 PM  
OCEAN MEAT
 
2021-03-01 10:14:07 PM  
Big Boy actually has a pretty decent Sriracha fish sandwich right now.

I mean their Tartar has always been good. And I'm weirded out by a sandwich with 2 fish sticks and not just giving me a fillet, but big boy, so understandable.

Pretty decent!
 
2021-03-01 10:48:49 PM  

writingdude: OCEAN MEAT


that still cracks me up about the 2 local Popeye's we went in search of the fish sammich - at both places, they shouted to back in the kitchen, "DO WE GOT ANY FISH MEAT!" - lol, is this in your official employee playbook or something? like, have the managers been teaching this specific language?
 
HFK [BareFark]
2021-03-01 11:02:40 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Big Boy actually has a pretty decent Sriracha fish sandwich right now.

I mean their Tartar has always been good. And I'm weirded out by a sandwich with 2 fish sticks and not just giving me a fillet, but big boy, so understandable.

Pretty decent!


Someone was complaining about no Culver's? Good luck finding a Big Boy.

Grew up in Cleveland. Love big Boy, and Arthur Treacher's, Mr. Hero, Cap'n Taco.......
 
2021-03-01 11:33:38 PM  
Had an Arby's fish sandwich today. The "king Hawaiian" one.  Not terrible, even good in places. It's not magical, but deserves a second look.
 
2021-03-02 9:19:57 AM  

HFK: Axeofjudgement: Big Boy actually has a pretty decent Sriracha fish sandwich right now.

I mean their Tartar has always been good. And I'm weirded out by a sandwich with 2 fish sticks and not just giving me a fillet, but big boy, so understandable.

Pretty decent!

Someone was complaining about no Culver's? Good luck finding a Big Boy.

Grew up in Cleveland. Love big Boy, and Arthur Treacher's, Mr. Hero, Cap'n Taco.......


huh, I'll have to let my dad know - there's one in Canton, not too-too far from him. well, ok, it's 40+ miles from Columbiana, but he and his new dog love to go for a ride, so...

/grew up in Boardman-Poland
//first Arby's in the land!
///our Arthur Treacher's had a big red super-rusty double-decker bus outside!
\\/good thing I had tetanus shots as a kid, lol
 
2021-03-02 12:39:53 PM  

tintar: Rene ala Carte: I'll decline their offer and take one of these instead.

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I still hate all of you Culvers-adjacent farkers so very, very much.


Then I won't talk about how awesome their turtle sundae is. Especially if you get it with chocolate, rather than vanilla frozen custard.

/their burger crept into my top 10
 
2021-03-02 9:25:47 PM  
The last time I got a check for $3.79, I wiped my ass with it.
If I eat an Arby's fish sandwich, I'll need about a dozen of them.
More if they aren't 2 ply...
 
2021-03-03 12:42:27 AM  

Percise1: The last time I got a check for $3.79, I wiped my ass with it.
If I eat an Arby's fish sandwich, I'll need about a dozen of them.
More if they aren't 2 ply...


Remember to wash the tip of your middle finger.
 
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