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(Yahoo)   Jamie Lee Curtis's gold and globes are all the talk at the golden globes   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-03-01 12:20:44 PM  
When your globes have supported you for life.
 
2021-03-01 12:37:41 PM  
Well... it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.
 
2021-03-01 1:14:41 PM  
I remember one scene in Trading Places made me sprout hair suddenly, and my voice dropped. Thanks, Jamie Lee!
 
2021-03-01 1:22:55 PM  
Sharp shoulders. Would not hit.
 
2021-03-01 1:27:34 PM  
I don't know if they're real, but they're spectacular.
 
2021-03-01 1:29:03 PM  

Combustion: I remember one scene in Trading Places made me sprout hair suddenly, and my voice dropped. Thanks, Jamie Lee!


Was it the scene with the gorilla?
 
2021-03-01 1:29:30 PM  
What JLC's golden globes might look like:

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There, now no one needs to click a Yahoo link.

(Found the pic via GIS)
 
2021-03-01 1:29:42 PM  
I've always been a big fan of her breasticles.
 
2021-03-01 1:35:57 PM  
I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."
 
2021-03-01 1:37:13 PM  

Xander_CDN: I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."


She got both.

/the stripper scene in True Lies was impressive
 
2021-03-01 1:39:14 PM  
My pont

NINEv2: Xander_CDN: I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."
She got both.
/the stripper scene in True Lies was impressive


My point was that big boobs have never done anything for me (every woman in my family (including my dtr a few days ago) have had reduction surgeries so that can skew one's stance) but, sometimes, the bigger ones are so well presented that you can't help but appreciate them regardless.
 
2021-03-01 1:40:52 PM  
thay ARE real
 
2021-03-01 1:42:10 PM  
Yes, but more importantly: How are her bowel movements?
 
2021-03-01 1:47:35 PM  

Xander_CDN: My pontNINEv2: Xander_CDN: I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."
She got both.
/the stripper scene in True Lies was impressive

My point was that big boobs have never done anything for me (every woman in my family (including my dtr a few days ago) have had reduction surgeries so that can skew one's stance) but, sometimes, the bigger ones are so well presented that you can't help but appreciate them regardless.


All natural sizes are pretty much perfect to look at and fun to work with. Sometimes a reduction is appropriate. Sometimes reconstruction is appropriate. I never find artificial size enhancement aesthetically or tactilely attractive.
 
2021-03-01 1:52:04 PM  
What about that ominous shadow?

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2021-03-01 1:55:14 PM  

Xander_CDN: My pontNINEv2: Xander_CDN: I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."
She got both.
/the stripper scene in True Lies was impressive

My point was that big boobs have never done anything for me (every woman in my family (including my dtr a few days ago) have had reduction surgeries so that can skew one's stance) but, sometimes, the bigger ones are so well presented that you can't help but appreciate them regardless.


See I've always been a tit man. Some say more than a handful is a waste, but that just means more to explore. Now, I will acknowledge that there are some horror show titties out there but that usually results from botched enhancements. Looking at you Miss Reid.
 
2021-03-01 2:12:49 PM  

NINEv2: Xander_CDN: I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."

She got both.

/the stripper scene in True Lies was impressive


It was really awkward watching that at 11 with both of my parents.
 
2021-03-01 2:14:03 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: Yes, but more importantly: How are her bowel movements?


IDK. Ask my BFF Jill.
 
2021-03-01 2:15:01 PM  
Probably the best tits in Hollywood
 
2021-03-01 2:18:34 PM  

SonOfSpam: What about that ominous shadow?

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Quiet, you.
 
2021-03-01 2:31:36 PM  

Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood


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2021-03-01 2:33:31 PM  

buntz: Combustion: I remember one scene in Trading Places made me sprout hair suddenly, and my voice dropped. Thanks, Jamie Lee!

Was it the scene with the gorilla?


Uh, that one, must be the female.
 
2021-03-01 2:50:08 PM  

darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I'll see your Jennifer Aniston and raise you a Salma Hayek.
 
2021-03-01 3:21:07 PM  

NINEv2: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I'll see your Jennifer Aniston and raise you a Salma Hayek.


that's a bold statement without including any supporting evidence.....
 
2021-03-01 3:47:06 PM  

darth sunshine: NINEv2: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I'll see your Jennifer Aniston and raise you a Salma Hayek.

that's a bold statement without including any supporting evidence.....


Unsupported evidence is even better.
 
2021-03-01 3:57:03 PM  

onestr8: darth sunshine: NINEv2: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I'll see your Jennifer Aniston and raise you a Salma Hayek.

that's a bold statement without including any supporting evidence.....

Unsupported evidence is even better.


We have a new NSFW contender in Anya Taylor-Joy:
https://i.imgur.com/1Hy7xpT.gifv
 
2021-03-01 3:57:12 PM  

darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I've always heard those are fake nipples.
 
2021-03-01 4:04:06 PM  

AdrienVeidt: onestr8: darth sunshine: NINEv2: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

[ugc.reveliststatic.com image 640x448]

I'll see your Jennifer Aniston and raise you a Salma Hayek.

that's a bold statement without including any supporting evidence.....

Unsupported evidence is even better.

We have a new NSFW contender in Anya Taylor-Joy:
https://i.imgur.com/1Hy7xpT.gifv


What?
Well, let me roll up on to the sidewalk and take a look, yes
Whoa! She's beautiful!
I'm talking about a Yankee Rose!
 
2021-03-01 4:14:54 PM  

Cortez the Killer: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I've always heard those are fake nipples.


Even still, you'd think they'd put them in the same area as the originals, yes?  Not much use putting them in the wrong place...
 
2021-03-01 5:24:05 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:51:50 PM  

AdrienVeidt: onestr8: darth sunshine: NINEv2: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

[ugc.reveliststatic.com image 640x448]

I'll see your Jennifer Aniston and raise you a Salma Hayek.

that's a bold statement without including any supporting evidence.....

Unsupported evidence is even better.

We have a new NSFW contender in Anya Taylor-Joy:
https://i.imgur.com/1Hy7xpT.gifv


Bless you my son, you're doing the Lord's work.
 
2021-03-01 6:36:13 PM  
Dr Jack Badofsky:

What?
Well, let me roll up on to the sidewalk and take a look, yes
Whoa! She's beautiful!
I'm talking about a Yankee Rose!


David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose Official Video
Youtube RgLWTrWgDTI


I wish the video had better showings of Yankee Rose....
 
2021-03-01 7:08:03 PM  

darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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Gate Attendant: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it! Oh. Okay, I can't find it, but I remember I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra size.
Gate Attendant: Madame, you must have your boarding pass...
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I were in 36D, we would not be having this problem!
 
2021-03-01 7:47:11 PM  

Warmachine999: Dr Jack Badofsky:

What?
Well, let me roll up on to the sidewalk and take a look, yes
Whoa! She's beautiful!
I'm talking about a Yankee Rose!

[YouTube video: David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose Official Video]

I wish the video had better showings of Yankee Rose....


Sorry.  You have to check out California Girls for that one.
 
2021-03-01 7:58:13 PM  

Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood


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/Our Mrs Reynolds FTW
 
2021-03-01 9:26:35 PM  

NINEv2: Xander_CDN: I have always said, "It's not about size; it's about presentation."

She got both.

/the stripper scene in True Lies was impressive


Both genitals?
 
2021-03-01 10:33:21 PM  

Combustion: I remember one scene in Trading Places made me sprout hair suddenly, and my voice dropped. Thanks, Jamie Lee!


"That Scene" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High was my puberty kickstarter but "That Scene" from Trading Places was a close second
 
2021-03-02 4:47:05 AM  

Richelieu: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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/Our Mrs Reynolds FTW


I'll allow it
 
2021-03-02 3:02:17 PM  

NINEv2: Richelieu: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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/Our Mrs Reynolds FTW

I'll allow it


Just one?
 
2021-03-02 5:57:33 PM  

AdrienVeidt: NINEv2: Richelieu: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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/Our Mrs Reynolds FTW

I'll allow it

Just one?


fark it, bring em both.
 
2021-03-03 1:17:19 AM  

Cortez the Killer: darth sunshine: Bslim: Probably the best tits in Hollywood

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I've always heard those are fake nipples.


i don't know...i know she actually has responded in a few articles from several years ago that it was an issue, that her nips were already hard. Not going to go and find a link, but i do recall reading a few articles where she addresses her, umm, state.
 
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