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(Salon)   Congressman says that Govs Cuomo and Newsom are the victims of a "secret plot" to "take them out". Difficulty : Rep Devin "grapefruit" Nunes who also thinks the plot is being orchestrated by Dems to give Harris a clear shot to the 2024 nomination   (salon.com) divider line
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2021-03-01 11:24:54 AM  
I mean...if anyone thinks that Kamala won't run for president again regardless of when the Biden administration ends...I've got a bridge to sell them.
 
2021-03-01 11:29:22 AM  
Given that Newsom and Cuomo have done a pretty good job of farking themselves over, there's no need for a conspiracy.
 
2021-03-01 11:42:13 AM  

dj_bigbird: Given that Newsom and Cuomo have done a pretty good job of farking themselves over, there's no need for a conspiracy.


This is one of those "Ebil women dun hurt white men because they are feminazis" things.  They need to Hillary her, so they can transfer all that baggage to Harris.  We'll be hearing about how Doug got a beej in the Oval Office and the email server full of secret communiques directing the Taliban to Bengazi before Thanksgiving of this year.  Hell, she'll also have been in dancing it that Boston College video by Christmas.  Because all biatches are interchangeable, and all have done all the bad things.
 
2021-03-01 11:42:17 AM  
I've spent a bit of time in Devin Nunes's district, and I still can't understand what makes anyone look at him and think, "I want that guy to represent me in Congress."

/'tis a silly place
 
2021-03-01 11:44:29 AM  

anfrind: I've spent a bit of time in Devin Nunes's district, and I still can't understand what makes anyone look at him and think, "I want that guy to represent me in Congress."

/'tis a silly place


Maybe they are all grapefruit rapists.
 
2021-03-01 11:49:10 AM  

phalamir: anfrind: I've spent a bit of time in Devin Nunes's district, and I still can't understand what makes anyone look at him and think, "I want that guy to represent me in Congress."

/'tis a silly place

Maybe they are all grapefruit rapists.


Most of them seem nice enough in polite company.  Maybe they start giving into their primal urges when they're high on fertilizer fumes?
 
2021-03-01 11:52:53 AM  

anfrind: phalamir: anfrind: I've spent a bit of time in Devin Nunes's district, and I still can't understand what makes anyone look at him and think, "I want that guy to represent me in Congress."

/'tis a silly place

Maybe they are all grapefruit rapists.

Most of them seem nice enough in polite company. Maybe they start giving into their primal urges when they're high on fertilizer fumes?


Have you ever dressed like a grapefruit?  You may not be giving them the stimulation they need to unleash their primal nature.  Show a bit of pink, a little hint of rind, and see what happens.
 
2021-03-01 12:00:26 PM  
Of course they're being targeted. Same reason Joss Whedon is getting slammed, because it can elevate Zack Snyder. Did all these people deserve to be slammed? Sure. Is there a reason why everyone kept their powder dry until now? Of course.
 
2021-03-01 12:00:53 PM  
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2021-03-01 12:01:00 PM  
Oh no Teh Left is even attacking our shadow candidates!!1!1eleventyone!!
 
2021-03-01 12:01:06 PM  
I think I may know his fark username.
 
2021-03-01 12:02:15 PM  
Regardless of party the worst trait in a governor is presidential ambition. CA's best governor was Jerry Brown's second administration when he did not give a fark about ambition and just governed.
 
2021-03-01 12:02:19 PM  
Classic Devin.

Nunes is an IRL troll.

His gig is to spew derpy AF crazy conspiracy theory nonsense and deflect from the actual issues that need to be addressed like the relief bill the GOP are still balking at.

As we see here.

Gaetz and Jordan are on the same squad.
 
2021-03-01 12:02:22 PM  

phalamir: dj_bigbird: Given that Newsom and Cuomo have done a pretty good job of farking themselves over, there's no need for a conspiracy.

This is one of those "Ebil women dun hurt white men because they are feminazis" things.  They need to Hillary her, so they can transfer all that baggage to Harris.  We'll be hearing about how Doug got a beej in the Oval Office and the email server full of secret communiques directing the Taliban to Bengazi before Thanksgiving of this year.  Hell, she'll also have been in dancing it that Boston College video by Christmas.  Because all biatches are interchangeable, and all have done all the bad things.


Are you OK? Did you have a stroke?
 
2021-03-01 12:03:13 PM  
Don't have a cow, Devin.
 
2021-03-01 12:04:16 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean...if anyone thinks that Kamala won't run for president again regardless of when the Biden administration ends...I've got a bridge to sell them.


And tradition seems to dictate that she'd at least start the primary season as the party favorite... but both parties do exactly this. I don't see what his point is.
 
2021-03-01 12:05:53 PM  
Sounds like Nunes is worried that something about him will be made public.
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2021-03-01 12:07:02 PM  
Cuomo was hoisted by his own nipple rings
 
2021-03-01 12:08:42 PM  
As if Cuomo and Newsom could compete for the presidency.  They've hit their Peter Principle limit.  And Dems who are big-state governors typically have no luck at national office - too much baggage.
 
2021-03-01 12:08:56 PM  
It's a moo point anyway.
 
2021-03-01 12:09:10 PM  
That's "Medal of Freedom recipient Devin Nunes" to you.

Had a quiet little ceremony to stay under the radar. Just like with Jim Jordan.

Farking Trump.
 
2021-03-01 12:11:05 PM  
There's definitely been an anti-Cuomo orchestra playing this okay month.
 
2021-03-01 12:11:16 PM  

i state your name: It's a moo point anyway.


To err is human, to moo, bovine.
 
2021-03-01 12:16:57 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean...if anyone thinks that Kamala won't run for president again regardless of when the Biden administration ends...I've got a bridge to sell them.


isn';t this a Scientology recruitment tactic? Identify the most probable future events, then build some BS conspiracy that 'leads to it' so when it does happen, it validates the conpsiracy, even though it never really existed?
 
2021-03-01 12:17:25 PM  
That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.
 
2021-03-01 12:22:24 PM  
Did Bartiromo really say "That makes sense"?
Because I find that hilarious.
 
2021-03-01 12:23:13 PM  

Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.


Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.
 
2021-03-01 12:24:38 PM  

overthinker: iheartscotch: I mean...if anyone thinks that Kamala won't run for president again regardless of when the Biden administration ends...I've got a bridge to sell them.

isn';t this a Scientology recruitment tactic? Identify the most probable future events, then build some BS conspiracy that 'leads to it' so when it does happen, it validates the conpsiracy, even though it never really existed?


Generally mandated fact in those 'kkkonspiracies' is a woman, the more educated, the better and a sex/drug/pedophelia ring. Kind of like GOP day to day operations, but with a crazy dominatrix as the boogieman. Americans should be only so lucky to have someone that well heeled as their president. They won't, because lack of milk-white mushroom tip between the legs is a deal breaker. I am sure she does unspeakable things to her loving husband. And he begs her for it, too. or so the conservative narrative goes.

Seriously though, American conservatives are a laughing stock for all. I wonder what their search histories hold comparing to VP Harris'. I am sure it's all about god, godliness and how to be the most god-fearing god child that has ever godded. Her's must be all about orgies with the devil.

Goddamn, now I want pizza.
 
2021-03-01 12:26:23 PM  

anfrind: I've spent a bit of time in Devin Nunes's district, and I still can't understand what makes anyone look at him and think, "I want that guy to represent me in Congress."

/'tis a silly place


Because they look at him and think, "he reminds me of myself, and I think I'd do a good job in Congress. So by the transitive property of dumbassery, this guy would also do a good job in Congress."
 
2021-03-01 12:27:55 PM  

iheartscotch: I mean...if anyone thinks that Kamala won't run for president again regardless of when the Biden administration ends...I've got a bridge to sell them.


Well, yeah.

So they are sowing seeds of hate at Harris early and often.

Cos that's what Republicans do.

Cos it's remarkably effective on a significant portion of the populace.
 
2021-03-01 12:29:50 PM  

shut_it_down: anfrind: I've spent a bit of time in Devin Nunes's district, and I still can't understand what makes anyone look at him and think, "I want that guy to represent me in Congress."

/'tis a silly place

Because they look at him and think, "he reminds me of myself, and I think I'd do a good job in Congress. So by the transitive property of dumbassery, this guy would also do a good job in Congress."


I don't think he's white enough to pull off that electoral strategy.
 
2021-03-01 12:30:48 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.


He'd give away too much to republicans.
 
2021-03-01 12:30:59 PM  
Or, both of them are farking up (Cuomo more than Newsom, but still), and Democrats don't have any problem calling out their fellows when they do wrong, partisanship be damned.
 
2021-03-01 12:31:30 PM  
Can rapepublicans do or say anything that is NOT some sort of conspiracy theory? JFC
 
2021-03-01 12:32:09 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: There's definitely been an anti-Cuomo orchestra playing this okay month.


Pointing out inappropriate (and possibly illegal) conduct sure is dastardly!

Wait until people start remembering how Cuomo dismantled the anti corruption task force a couple of years ago after it started investigating his administration. That would also be really dastardly!
 
2021-03-01 12:34:02 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

He'd give away too much to republicans.


What has he done for NYS? I'd love some examples.

Frequent press conferences probably shouldn't count.
 
2021-03-01 12:37:07 PM  
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2021-03-01 12:38:07 PM  
Look I'm no fan of Harris but she's obviously the frontrunner for 2024 and no one needs to pull any shenanigans to get her the nomination, she's the current vp after running strongly in the previous primary. Short of a major scandal she's kind of a shoe in.

Especially since Republicans seem to be committed to running trump again. I mean Biden beat the brakes off him without holding any major campaign rallies because of y'know a pandemic. Can you imagine how much trump would get reamed by a relatively young opponent running a full event schedule? I mean I hope the conservative party will reform and kick out all the farking loonies and run a real candidate but it's pretty obvious the inmates are running the asylum over there...
 
2021-03-01 12:40:56 PM  

Moopy Mac: HotWingConspiracy: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

He'd give away too much to republicans.

What has he done for NYS? I'd love some examples.

Frequent press conferences probably shouldn't count.


Well ever since the voters booted out his republican allies and he had no choice but to actually pursue what his party votes on and for, he's been fairly solid. Prior to that he was a complete disaster, the worst kind of "machine" politician.

Weed legalization is the low hanging fruit to cite, but he really, really didn't want to do it. He also signed the Child Victims Act which has allowed for a huge number of people getting their claims heard in court for crimes that a bunch of creepo kid touchers thought they got away with.
 
2021-03-01 12:43:04 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: There's definitely been an anti-Cuomo orchestra playing this okay month.


They have to make a lot of noise right now since the facts around the nursing home deaths in NY are starting to come out.
 
2021-03-01 12:43:37 PM  
Also, never heard of this Morality person, but they sure sound like a Left Wing activist:   Let's see how much dirt we can find on 'em.
 
2021-03-01 12:46:15 PM  
 
2021-03-01 12:47:08 PM  
We knew who he was in 2012: Andrew Cuomo, fake Democrat
 
2021-03-01 12:49:09 PM  

JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.


Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.
 
2021-03-01 12:53:58 PM  

outtatowner: JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.

Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.


You think we should be organizing drone strikes on our elected officials instead of holding elections?
 
2021-03-01 12:55:28 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: outtatowner: JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.

Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.

You think we should be organizing drone strikes on our elected officials instead of holding elections?


It's America, so yes? It is the SOP for everyone else on the globe, according to the USA.
 
2021-03-01 12:57:54 PM  

outtatowner: HotWingConspiracy: outtatowner: JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.

Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.

You think we should be organizing drone strikes on our elected officials instead of holding elections?

It's America, so yes? It is the SOP for everyone else on the globe, according to the USA.


We tell other Democratic Republics to conduct drone strikes on their elected officials?
 
2021-03-01 1:00:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: outtatowner: HotWingConspiracy: outtatowner: JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.

Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.

You think we should be organizing drone strikes on our elected officials instead of holding elections?

It's America, so yes? It is the SOP for everyone else on the globe, according to the USA.

We tell other Democratic Republics to conduct drone strikes on their elected officials?


No, you just do it direct for your own benefit. Prove me wrong.
 
2021-03-01 1:04:28 PM  

outtatowner: HotWingConspiracy: outtatowner: HotWingConspiracy: outtatowner: JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.

Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.

You think we should be organizing drone strikes on our elected officials instead of holding elections?

It's America, so yes? It is the SOP for everyone else on the globe, according to the USA.

We tell other Democratic Republics to conduct drone strikes on their elected officials?

No, you just do it direct for your own benefit. Prove me wrong.


First you have to tell me which elected official we ordered a drone strike on for lying about toll hikes.
 
2021-03-01 1:05:19 PM  

outtatowner: JerseyTim: backhand.slap.of.reason: Flappyhead: That would imply either one has a shot at the nomination.  They don't.

Andrew Cuomo would make an excellent President.  Prove me wrong.

Well, if he governed America like he governed New York, he would.

... conspire to keep Republicans in power in the Senate to prevent progressives from have too much power.
... help a Republican cover up his petty revenge at the expense of commuters.
... cover up the real number of covid deaths.
... threaten members of his own party who spoke up about it.
... allow vital transportation to crumble under his watch.
... lie about why tolls are being raised.
... tear down a bridge to replace it with a bridge named after your dad while also stripping out all public transportation from the project.


That's just a start.

Then how come he's still an elected official? Does not America have a rule of law and order? Because if someone did this in a 'brown' country, you'd be all like - let's drone their corrupt arses. I say, do that to yourselves. Democrat, Republican and the rest. The whole nation needs a reckoning.


He's a republican running on the democratic ticket. Unless someone manages to primary him, he is basically unstoppable.
 
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