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2021-03-01 9:38:34 AM  
Deputy Shark, doo doo doo doo doo da doo
 
2021-03-01 9:47:04 AM  
He is so proud squatting next to bags of flowers, like he singlehandedly cured all crime in his state by seizing bags of plant material.
 
2021-03-01 10:05:34 AM  

Lambskincoat: He is so proud squatting next to bags of flowers, like he singlehandedly cured all crime in his state by seizing bags of plant material.


Indeed. A century from now the galaxy will still be celebrating this brave warrior who single handedly protected us from the dangers of the devil's lettuce. Only through his swift actions was the human race able to survive to for the galactic alliance.
 
2021-03-01 10:06:53 AM  
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2021-03-01 10:52:07 AM  

Lambskincoat: He is so proud squatting next to bags of flowers, like he singlehandedly cured all crime in his state by seizing bags of plant material.


Come on now. He needed the dog's help.
 
2021-03-01 10:52:10 AM  
what kind of backwards ass country arrests people for weed?
 
2021-03-01 10:54:17 AM  
East bount and down?
 
2021-03-01 10:54:20 AM  

some_beer_drinker: what kind of backwards ass country arrests people for weed?


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2021-03-01 10:54:26 AM  

some_beer_drinker: what kind of backwards ass country arrests people for weed?


Anybody with that much weed is involved in tax fraud. Pay your taxes like legal growers.
 
2021-03-01 10:54:34 AM  
That doggy is thinking "Rhoritos!"
 
2021-03-01 10:55:24 AM  
i cure my weed in turkey bags like that, but i only have like 2 at a time.
 
2021-03-01 10:56:22 AM  

some_beer_drinker: what kind of backwards ass country arrests people for weed?


If you can think of a better way to harass people and potentially ruin their lives I'm all ears buddy.
 
2021-03-01 10:56:44 AM  
And the Rolling Stones bag up their weed like that!
 
2021-03-01 10:57:17 AM  
I can take care of destroying the offending plants.
 
2021-03-01 10:57:56 AM  
Dude, when I said "Get some baggies" I meant little ones like the sandwich things.
Duuude, these are what Dollar Tree had, man.
 
2021-03-01 10:58:06 AM  
FTFA "46 pounds of marijuana" + "estimated to value approximately $55,000 " = $75/oz?  I'd be farking pissed if the cops valued my stuff so low.
 
2021-03-01 10:58:13 AM  
At least they're consistent with the usage of Cop Math.
 
2021-03-01 10:59:08 AM  
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"Good dog! You deserve many steaks!"
 
2021-03-01 10:59:11 AM  
Turkey bags are pretty standard container for large amounts of ganja in transport.
 
2021-03-01 10:59:22 AM  
46 lbs only valued at 55K?

That must be wholesale price.
 
2021-03-01 10:59:33 AM  
Sitting here baked to the bejesusbelt on legal weed. Ohio could have had legal weed by now but the politicos couldn't agree on how much they wanted to make off of the sales. Bunch of pickle farmers.
 
2021-03-01 11:00:18 AM  

Lambskincoat: He is so proud squatting next to bags of flowers, like he singlehandedly cured all crime in his state by seizing bags of plant material.


I dont expect the guy with two semesters of criminal justice from Flermerson Junior College to solve the JFK assassination. Stumbling into a cartoonish amount of marijuana is basically his "Watergate".
 
2021-03-01 11:00:52 AM  
Bring that shiat to Michigan.  We can make money with it!
 
2021-03-01 11:01:25 AM  
That isn't RAW marijuana (what a dumb concept). Its cured marijuana. Raw would be freshly cut down
 
2021-03-01 11:01:34 AM  

Huntceet: Sitting here baked to the bejesusbelt on legal weed. Ohio could have had legal weed by now but the politicos couldn't agree on how much they wanted to make off of the sales. Bunch of pickle farmers.


Sadly, farmers in Ohio don't grow anything as useful as pickles. It's all industrial soy and industrial corn.
 
2021-03-01 11:02:53 AM  
To answer subby's question: Someone who uses THC vape pens.
 
2021-03-01 11:03:18 AM  
Amateurs who had a bumper crop this year.
 
2021-03-01 11:04:30 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Lambskincoat: He is so proud squatting next to bags of flowers, like he singlehandedly cured all crime in his state by seizing bags of plant material.

Come on now. He needed the dog's help.


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He did awesome hunting squirrels that wanted at our stash. Also, pretty much everyone that grown weed had at some point stored it in garbage bags to cure.

He earned his bud. He asks to be included every woofing time when it's opened. Which is often, because I am medicinal user as per doctor's orders.

That K9 wants his peace. And then steak. And maybe dessert.
 
2021-03-01 11:07:34 AM  
People that do narcotics aren't very smart, subby.
 
2021-03-01 11:10:29 AM  

SpectroBoy: some_beer_drinker: what kind of backwards ass country arrests people for weed?

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I think this makes for a better second picture.

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2021-03-01 11:11:18 AM  
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2021-03-01 11:12:15 AM  
The largest amount of weed I've ever seen was stuffed in a pillow case, so I'm not one to judge.
 
2021-03-01 11:13:04 AM  

RolandTGunner: 46 lbs only valued at 55K?

That must be wholesale price.


$50 to $100 ounces very common in legal recreational states. So total sounds about right. 10 years ago that'd be a "$1million street value seized in arrest of cartel members." Now, it's the "spillage" rolling out of a likely otherwise legal grow.
 
2021-03-01 11:20:35 AM  

outtatowner: Also, pretty much everyone that grown weed had at some point stored it in garbage bags to cure.



Someone likes the taste of mold.


/Dry to "twig snap, branch bend" levels
//Start curing in paper bags for a week or more
///Finish curing in glass jars with occasional gas exchange (airtight plastic is OK).
 
2021-03-01 11:22:51 AM  

abhorrent1: People that do narcotics aren't very smart, subby.


46 pounds of narcotics is a significant bust.  46 pounds of weed means weak parties in Cleveland for a weekend.
 
2021-03-01 11:26:22 AM  
Personal use.
 
2021-03-01 11:29:09 AM  
At a glance that weed looked shiatty

*hits his diesel cart he bought legally 5 miles away in a comfortable store*
 
2021-03-01 11:30:00 AM  
we have some mega OCD autistic kids that wrap presents for donations around Christmas at the mall.  If I had weed that's who I'd want to wrap it up.
 
2021-03-01 11:30:24 AM  
JFC, the friggin' FB comments are running ~20:1 FOR seizing the plant.
 
2021-03-01 11:32:29 AM  
Maybe those boys from Oklahoma did it.
 
2021-03-01 11:33:49 AM  
That's what weed looks like when it isn't Mexican dirt weed smushed into bricks to be smuggled in the gas tank. This way you can still get fluffy green buds that haven't had the life and flavor crushed out of them.

Guess subby has never seen good weed before.
 
2021-03-01 11:36:44 AM  
What are we up to, 16 states where the stuff is legal? Wake the fark up, Ohio.

/aware that transporting 46 lbs like that ain't legal anywhere
 
2021-03-01 11:36:51 AM  
Turkey bags are commonly used for packaging to transfer. They reduce smell, theoretically. Low quality commercial bud is regularly stored in them as well.

So long as the flower is at no more than 11% moisture content, it will not mold and is no less safe than any other sealed storage method.

Wholesale mids are going for $700 a lb in several legal markets with traditional markets around $1200 a lb for similar quality at quantity, so for once the "street" value here is actually closer to reality than usual as this cannabis was clearly a commercial sale and not packaged for retail distribution.
 
2021-03-01 11:43:27 AM  
F*cking Ohio.
 
2021-03-01 11:50:21 AM  

neongoats: Huntceet: Sitting here baked to the bejesusbelt on legal weed. Ohio could have had legal weed by now but the politicos couldn't agree on how much they wanted to make off of the sales. Bunch of pickle farmers.

Sadly, farmers in Ohio don't grow anything as useful as pickles. It's all industrial soy and industrial corn.


all too true.  an image of Ohio's industrial corn:
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2021-03-01 11:53:01 AM  

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"Good dog! You deserve many steaks!"


snitch
 
2021-03-01 11:55:13 AM  

Embden.Meyerhof: outtatowner: Also, pretty much everyone that grown weed had at some point stored it in garbage bags to cure.


Someone likes the taste of mold.


/Dry to "twig snap, branch bend" levels
//Start curing in paper bags for a week or more
///Finish curing in glass jars with occasional gas exchange (airtight plastic is OK).


You do know that's cured and ready for vacuum sealing, right? Because mold is not allowed in this house. I usually air-dry all my herbs (at current count about 30 species) and test them for moisture content as the process happens. It's a time honoured tradition to hang-dry your herbs, passed on by generations. But you may get mold, I don't know what you do with yours.
 
2021-03-01 12:14:54 PM  
Ok, if you are moving THAT much, I can believe the cop smelled it while standing outside the car.
 
2021-03-01 12:19:43 PM  

stevenboof: FTFA "46 pounds of marijuana" + "estimated to value approximately $55,000 " = $75/oz?  I'd be farking pissed if the cops valued my stuff so low.


Cincinnati ditch weed
 
2021-03-01 12:33:48 PM  

physt: some_beer_drinker: what kind of backwards ass country arrests people for weed?

Anybody with that much weed is involved in tax fraud. Pay your taxes like legal growers.


If the proceeds are being laundered through a legitimate business, then the owners are paying taxes on the income. Most states apply marijuana taxes to retail sales, so 46 pounds would probably be considered wholesale and not subject to sales tax.
 
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