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2021-03-01 8:33:43 AM  
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2021-03-01 8:34:44 AM  
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2021-03-01 8:39:25 AM  
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2021-03-01 8:41:20 AM  
Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.
 
2021-03-01 8:45:06 AM  
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NTTAWWT.....
 
2021-03-01 8:51:51 AM  

Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.


Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.
 
2021-03-01 8:54:56 AM  
I can't see anything, y'all must be high.
 
2021-03-01 8:55:12 AM  
Whatever it is, I volunteer to thoroughly investigate this in person (with her consent of course)
 
2021-03-01 9:00:00 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.



Pretty, pretty, pretty sure that if I had made this submission such as it is somebody would have dragged me for being trans-phobic. Sometimes there really is a 'no-win scenario.'
 
2021-03-01 9:01:58 AM  
Looks like a tennis player.
 
2021-03-01 9:21:56 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:21:58 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:22:06 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.


Shut up, dick.

/ does that count?
/ :-D
/ just playing
/ there are four slashies
 
2021-03-01 9:22:07 AM  

Badmoodman: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.


Pretty, pretty, pretty sure that if I had made this submission such as it is somebody would have dragged me for being trans-phobic. Sometimes there really is a 'no-win scenario.'


"I'm a victim because I just thought up of a scenario in my head that never actually occurred."
 
2021-03-01 9:22:38 AM  
Whaaaa?

I thought FB links were a nonobadsubby.
 
2021-03-01 9:23:11 AM  

Badmoodman: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.


Pretty, pretty, pretty sure that if I had made this submission such as it is somebody would have dragged me for being trans-phobic. Sometimes there really is a 'no-win scenario.'


So you admit you're transphobic?

You monster!
 
2021-03-01 9:23:17 AM  
As a lifelong (and currently very depressed) Hoosier, fark UK.

Also, I don't get it.
 
2021-03-01 9:24:53 AM  
Family Guy: The Obama Monument
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2021-03-01 9:27:15 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:27:26 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:27:30 AM  
I see a tennis player and Facebook asking me to log in, and I don't have a facebook account.  I don't see any wanger.
 
2021-03-01 9:27:38 AM  
For those that don't get it, you have to expand the picture.

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2021-03-01 9:28:49 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:29:22 AM  
That's...

all Zuckerberg is good for.
 
2021-03-01 9:29:33 AM  
Penis goes where?
 
2021-03-01 9:29:37 AM  

abhorrent1: For those that don't get it, you have to expand the picture.

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Ahhh....Okay, that makes a lot more sense. The photo cuts off just below her uniform in the original, so had no idea what was going on.

Looks like a streetlight to me.
 
2021-03-01 9:29:57 AM  
Tampon string? A man must have designed that.
 
2021-03-01 9:33:19 AM  
...wrap.
 
2021-03-01 9:33:22 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:35:05 AM  
Do I have to say, NSFW

Gunther - Ding Dong Song Gunther Video (You Touch My Tralala)
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2021-03-01 9:36:21 AM  
It is this stuff.
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2021-03-01 9:37:26 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:39:36 AM  
Fixation on genitalia is pathetic.
 
2021-03-01 9:40:48 AM  

8 inches: Fixation on genitalia is pathetic.


Name checks out
 
2021-03-01 9:41:11 AM  
If your penis is 2 dimensional and one solid color you should probably see a doctor.
 
2021-03-01 9:47:45 AM  

Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.


If Fark had one, everything would qualify.
 
2021-03-01 9:50:29 AM  

GregInIndy: Badmoodman: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?
t's
Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.


Pretty, pretty, pretty sure that if I had made this submission such as it is somebody would have dragged me for being trans-phobic. Sometimes there really is a 'no-win scenario.'

"I'm a victim because I just thought up of a scenario in my head that never actually occurred."



Oh, it's happened, and on more than one occasion. Some Farkers are notorious for flaunting their wokeness.
 
2021-03-01 9:52:22 AM  
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2021-03-01 9:53:10 AM  

8 inches: Fixation on genitalia is pathetic.


I never knew you played tennis. . .
 
2021-03-01 9:58:42 AM  

madgonad: It is this stuff.
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So you're saying she landed flat on her black?
 
2021-03-01 9:59:21 AM  

Badmoodman: Pretty, pretty, pretty sure that if I had made this submission such as it is somebody would have dragged me for being trans-phobic. Sometimes there really is a 'no-win scenario.'


Do it.
 
2021-03-01 10:04:40 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.


Also, as a reminder:

Fark user image
 
2021-03-01 10:05:06 AM  

Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.


They submitted a Facebook link.  We should all know where this is going to lead.
 
2021-03-01 10:17:39 AM  

Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.


Dude. Welcome to Fark, where everything and everyone needs a Juvenile tag. And therefore actually having one would be superfluous.
 
2021-03-01 10:18:51 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Badmoodman: Kinesiology tape, geeze.

Subby needs a JUVENILE tag.

Do you tell little kids there's no Santa? Do you scream "Stop the movie! Explosions don't go 'BOOM' in a vaccuum" during sci-fi flicks? Do you shoot down Richard Gere/gerbil stories as ridiculous urban legends?

Look, we all came to this thread to make juvenile wiener jokes. We don't need you dragging facts and reality into it.


Don't look at me, man. I came here to make scatological jokes.
 
2021-03-01 10:19:53 AM  

abhorrent1: For those that don't get it, you have to expand the picture.

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combined with the wide-open mouth and jacking-off hand position...
 
2021-03-01 10:20:23 AM  

styckx: [YouTube video: Family Guy: The Obama Monument]


Nice obelis or are you just glad to see me?

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I only recently learned that the Washington monuments is an obelisk.
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I'm determined to use the word as much as possible.
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Why did it take 20 years to hear the word obelisk?
 
2021-03-01 10:21:16 AM  
/r/mildlypenis
 
2021-03-01 10:21:30 AM  

LesserEvil: Tampon string? A man must have designed that.


must be a commercial too, using that blue water as a substitute.
 
2021-03-01 10:22:57 AM  

8 inches: Fixation on genitalia is pathetic.


Absolutely. That's clearly not a penis. She's just so excited she accidentally released her bowels.
 
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