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2021-03-01 1:14:13 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:24:17 PM  
How is this news?

Like, yeah, it's weird, but don't pretend like this stuff doesn't happen every day, or that it's even the 3rd weirdest thing you've seen this afternoon while distractedly scrolling through Fark and Reddit.
 
2021-03-01 5:24:50 PM  
Yeah.... Like nobody else in Farkland has done this before
 
2021-03-01 5:26:21 PM  
I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?
 
2021-03-01 5:26:24 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:27:56 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:27:58 PM  

waxbeans: I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?


If you read the headline in the article, it seems this guy is doing it for the flavor.
 
2021-03-01 5:28:20 PM  
Wow, what a prick.
I mean the guy who took the picture.

You should see the places people in the military have to eat. I bet he would really hate those farking assholes.
 
2021-03-01 5:30:27 PM  

UltimaCS: waxbeans: I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?

If you read the headline in the article, it seems this guy is doing it for the flavor.


To me this is a perfect example of people with too much manners and no genuine life skills. I would never have to use a seat as a table it's farking disgusting.
 
2021-03-01 5:32:48 PM  
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2021-03-01 5:32:55 PM  
Then there's this place

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2021-03-01 5:33:49 PM  

waxbeans: I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?


In other news, some people apparently can't breathe without their piehole gaping.
 
2021-03-01 5:35:01 PM  

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It's one of them fancy eatin' toilets.
 
2021-03-01 5:35:03 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 640x653]


I would open my backpack and pull out my own Mayo, and we'd share a look and smile, and that music that Navin listens to in bed after his birthday party in the Jerk would fill the air...
 
2021-03-01 5:35:49 PM  

leeksfromchichis: steklo: [Fark user image image 654x960]

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It's one of them fancy eatin' toilets.


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2021-03-01 5:36:35 PM  
I find it more disturbing to see him sitting on the floor of the train.
 
2021-03-01 5:37:03 PM  

extrafancy: I would open my backpack and pull out my own Mayo,


She's from Long Island. Trust me, she will just want to eat her mayo in peace and not be bothered.
 
2021-03-01 5:37:37 PM  
Amateur.

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2021-03-01 5:38:40 PM  
Meh. Looks like his food was in a container. It's not like he dumped it on the seat and then ate it.

You think that table you're eating at in a restaurant is clean after they wipe it with that nasty-ass dish towel they've used to wipe down tables and seats all day?
 
2021-03-01 5:42:49 PM  
It looks like the food may be in a plastic tray/case, in which case the bigger problem is sitting on the floor.

This is stupid, even for garbage tabloids.
 
2021-03-01 5:43:26 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 654x960]


You really got to love how annoyed Ramen Facebook groups hate that picture their such a little babies
 
2021-03-01 5:47:23 PM  

valenumr: waxbeans: I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?

In other news, some people apparently can't breathe without their piehole gaping.


And some people are so privileged and well-behaved they've never been learned adaptive behaviors for different situations.
LOL it is so hilarious that this person life is so privileged that they never learned any other way to eat.
Enjoy eating off of a dirty ass chair you farking well mannered duck 🦆👄.


This should be labeled when privilege goes wrong.


Clearly  some of you have never had to sit on the floor Indian style and eat a homemade hamburger sandwich while the adults sit on the only table and drank Schlitz beer. And it shows.
 
2021-03-01 5:48:01 PM  

leeksfromchichis: steklo: [Fark user image image 654x960]

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It's one of them fancy eatin' toilets.


😠🔪
 
2021-03-01 5:50:34 PM  

waxbeans: valenumr: waxbeans: I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?

In other news, some people apparently can't breathe without their piehole gaping.

And some people are so privileged and well-behaved they've never been learned adaptive behaviors for different situations.
LOL it is so hilarious that this person life is so privileged that they never learned any other way to eat.
Enjoy eating off of a dirty ass chair you farking well mannered duck 🦆👄.


This should be labeled when privilege goes wrong.


Clearly  some of you have never had to sit on the floor Indian style and eat a homemade hamburger sandwich while the adults sit on the only table and drank Schlitz beer. And it shows.


Sorry, that wasn't a criticism.
 
2021-03-01 5:52:18 PM  

valenumr: waxbeans: valenumr: waxbeans: I don't get people who can't eat with one hand .  So you've never been to a family gathering and had to sit in a nylon folding chairs with a drink in your lap, a plate in your one hand and a plastic fork in the other?

Or, you've never ate 🥪 while watching TV on the sofa?
Or you've never eaten while in bed with a cold while it's cold outside?

WTH?

In other news, some people apparently can't breathe without their piehole gaping.

And some people are so privileged and well-behaved they've never been learned adaptive behaviors for different situations.
LOL it is so hilarious that this person life is so privileged that they never learned any other way to eat.
Enjoy eating off of a dirty ass chair you farking well mannered duck 🦆👄.


This should be labeled when privilege goes wrong.


Clearly  some of you have never had to sit on the floor Indian style and eat a homemade hamburger sandwich while the adults sit on the only table and drank Schlitz beer. And it shows.

Sorry, that wasn't a criticism.


My bad.
🤜🤛👍🏽🤦
 
2021-03-01 5:52:26 PM  
Oh like none of you have eaten ass before...  I mean, uh... howzabout them local sports teams eh?
 
2021-03-01 5:52:38 PM  

waxbeans: You really got to love how annoyed Ramen Facebook groups hate that picture their such a little babies


I'm going to mail them a copy myself. Just to make sure their aware that people eat Ramen from toilets.
 
2021-03-01 6:20:09 PM  
Back when Godfather's Pizza restaurants were a thing, my grandmother and I went to one for dinner.

It was busy, so the hostess walked us into the dining room, but asked us to wait for a second while she bussed our table.

She cleared the dishes and then wiped down the booth seats and then proceeded to use the same damp rag to wipe the table.

My grandmother, who had worked for 30 years managing a kitchen at a nursing home, went ballistic. This was pre-Internet, but my grandmother still somehow Hulk Smashed into the future and left them a scathing Yelp review, 10 years after they went out of business.
 
2021-03-01 6:20:47 PM  
Just eat food that only requires one hand.

Problem solved.

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2021-03-01 6:21:47 PM  

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sigh

*zip*
 
2021-03-01 6:29:58 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Back when Godfather's Pizza restaurants were a thing, my grandmother and I went to one for dinner.

It was busy, so the hostess walked us into the dining room, but asked us to wait for a second while she bussed our table.

She cleared the dishes and then wiped down the booth seats and then proceeded to use the same damp rag to wipe the table.

My grandmother, who had worked for 30 years managing a kitchen at a nursing home, went ballistic. This was pre-Internet, but my grandmother still somehow Hulk Smashed into the future and left them a scathing Yelp review, 10 years after they went out of business.


If the rag came from the appropriate bleach cleaning solution, that's really not a big deal. If it wasn't, then that place is dirty either way.

I recommend never dining out again in your life if that freaks you out.

Also, most people aren't getting anything on booth seats they don't get on the table.
 
2021-03-01 6:31:36 PM  

waxbeans: leeksfromchichis: steklo: [Fark user image image 654x960]

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It's one of them fancy eatin' toilets.

😠🔪


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2021-03-01 6:41:49 PM  

Smackledorfer: The Pope of Manwich Village: Back when Godfather's Pizza restaurants were a thing, my grandmother and I went to one for dinner.

It was busy, so the hostess walked us into the dining room, but asked us to wait for a second while she bussed our table.

She cleared the dishes and then wiped down the booth seats and then proceeded to use the same damp rag to wipe the table.

My grandmother, who had worked for 30 years managing a kitchen at a nursing home, went ballistic. This was pre-Internet, but my grandmother still somehow Hulk Smashed into the future and left them a scathing Yelp review, 10 years after they went out of business.

If the rag came from the appropriate bleach cleaning solution, that's really not a big deal. If it wasn't, then that place is dirty either way.

I recommend never dining out again in your life if that freaks you out.

Also, most people aren't getting anything on booth seats they don't get on the table.


Nah. That didn't freak me out. In fact, I begged her to let us stay, but she refused. Instead, we had to go to Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips. I would have eaten shiat speckled pizza over that fish.
 
2021-03-01 7:21:44 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Back when Godfather's Pizza restaurants were a thing, my grandmother and I went to one for dinner.

It was busy, so the hostess walked us into the dining room, but asked us to wait for a second while she bussed our table.

She cleared the dishes and then wiped down the booth seats and then proceeded to use the same damp rag to wipe the table.

My grandmother, who had worked for 30 years managing a kitchen at a nursing home, went ballistic. This was pre-Internet, but my grandmother still somehow Hulk Smashed into the future and left them a scathing Yelp review, 10 years after they went out of business.


🖤
 
2021-03-01 7:23:39 PM  

dready zim: Just eat food that only requires one hand.

Problem solved.

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At least they don't have crumbs on their shirt.
I used to date a extremely classy well-mannered woman who could not keep food from falling on her.
WTF?
Food only falls on me maybe once a year if ever. He? Nearly every meal. But I'm the hood rat 🐀?
 
2021-03-01 7:24:04 PM  

leeksfromchichis: waxbeans: leeksfromchichis: steklo: [Fark user image image 654x960]

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It's one of them fancy eatin' toilets.

😠🔪

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Dessert


🤮
 
2021-03-01 8:36:42 PM  

waxbeans: dready zim: Just eat food that only requires one hand.

Problem solved.

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At least they don't have crumbs on their shirt.
I used to date a extremely classy well-mannered woman who could not keep food from falling on her.
WTF?
Food only falls on me maybe once a year if ever. He? Nearly every meal. But I'm the hood rat 🐀?


That sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

"I can't date this girl anymore, George. There's crumbs everywhere."
"It's a bummer. I can't date a crumber."
 
2021-03-01 8:43:47 PM  

Grumpy Cat: waxbeans: dready zim: Just eat food that only requires one hand.

Problem solved.

[i.imgur.com image 600x721]

At least they don't have crumbs on their shirt.
I used to date a extremely classy well-mannered woman who could not keep food from falling on her.
WTF?
Food only falls on me maybe once a year if ever. He? Nearly every meal. But I'm the hood rat 🐀?

That sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

"I can't date this girl anymore, George. There's crumbs everywhere."
"It's a bummer. I can't date a crumber."


😂

Actually me & her was together an EPIC amount of time. She is an awesome person. I'm glad she got married to a rich white dude.
The rest of my ex's are still the same losers I originally met. they could have stayed with me in their lives would still be the crap they're currently sitting in.  Hell, one girl I had a crush on went on to date a pedophile, closeted traanny porn lover, and is now common law married to a dope dealer......but she didn't want to get with me? Okay!😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's more criminal than me. farking hysterical.

But yeah the classy lady, was a very classy woman very well mannered and kind of pretentious and yet every time she would eat food would fall on her.  😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Freaking hilarious it definitely would make a great Seinfeld episode.

💜💜💜💜💜💜
 
2021-03-01 8:53:46 PM  

waxbeans: Grumpy Cat: waxbeans: dready zim: Just eat food that only requires one hand.

Problem solved.

[i.imgur.com image 600x721]

At least they don't have crumbs on their shirt.
I used to date a extremely classy well-mannered woman who could not keep food from falling on her.
WTF?
Food only falls on me maybe once a year if ever. He? Nearly every meal. But I'm the hood rat 🐀?

That sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

"I can't date this girl anymore, George. There's crumbs everywhere."
"It's a bummer. I can't date a crumber."

😂

Actually me & her was together an EPIC amount of time. She is an awesome person. I'm glad she got married to a rich white dude.
The rest of my ex's are still the same losers I originally met. they could have stayed with me in their lives would still be the crap they're currently sitting in.  Hell, one girl I had a crush on went on to date a pedophile, closeted traanny porn lover, and is now common law married to a dope dealer......but she didn't want to get with me? Okay!😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's more criminal than me. farking hysterical.

But yeah the classy lady, was a very classy woman very well mannered and kind of pretentious and yet every time she would eat food would fall on her.  😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Freaking hilarious it definitely would make a great Seinfeld episode.

💜💜💜💜💜💜


I'll write a script and send it to Jerry 😁
 
2021-03-01 9:20:51 PM  

waxbeans: Grumpy Cat: waxbeans: dready zim: Just eat food that only requires one hand.

Problem solved.

[i.imgur.com image 600x721]

At least they don't have crumbs on their shirt.
I used to date a extremely classy well-mannered woman who could not keep food from falling on her.
WTF?
Food only falls on me maybe once a year if ever. He? Nearly every meal. But I'm the hood rat 🐀?

That sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

"I can't date this girl anymore, George. There's crumbs everywhere."
"It's a bummer. I can't date a crumber."

😂

Actually me & her was together an EPIC amount of time. She is an awesome person. I'm glad she got married to a rich white dude.
The rest of my ex's are still the same losers I originally met. they could have stayed with me in their lives would still be the crap they're currently sitting in.  Hell, one girl I had a crush on went on to date a pedophile, closeted traanny porn lover, and is now common law married to a dope dealer......but she didn't want to get with me? Okay!😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's more criminal than me. farking hysterical.

But yeah the classy lady, was a very classy woman very well mannered and kind of pretentious and yet every time she would eat food would fall on her.  😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Freaking hilarious it definitely would make a great Seinfeld episode.

💜💜💜💜💜💜


Ho's is great until you gotta live with them and they are stealing your cookies, clogging your drains with their har, and leaving their panty liner papers on the bathroom floor.
 
2021-03-01 9:27:04 PM  

Grumpy Cat: I'll write a script and send it to Jerry 😁


ROFLMAO
 
2021-03-01 10:54:33 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image image 654x960]


The next 'welcome to fark' image?
 
2021-03-02 8:56:07 AM  

waxbeans: one girl I had a crush on went on to date a pedophile, closeted traanny porn lover, and is now common law married to a dope dealer......but she didn't want to get with me? Okay!😂😂😂😂😂😂
She's more criminal than me. farking hysterical.


Sometimes personality outweighs criminality.
 
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