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(Sun Sentinel)   "During questioning, detectives said Pearson admitted to stabbing the man because the victim threw rocks at him"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Broward County, Florida, stabbing victim, customer Branden Dion Pearson, Fried chicken, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, FORT LAUDERDALE, Dagger, South Florida metropolitan area  
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2021-03-01 8:32:19 AM  
Restaurant sounds like a hard place.
 
2021-03-01 9:30:05 AM  
Yet another poor soul suffering from Shirley Jackson PTSD
 
2021-03-01 10:23:12 AM  
stand muh ground!
 
2021-03-01 11:25:16 AM  
Never bring fried chicken to a knife fight?
 
2021-03-01 11:25:27 AM  
Florida Man gotta Florida.
 
2021-03-01 11:27:17 AM  
Sticks and stones may break my bones, so that's a stabbin'.
 
2021-03-01 11:33:51 AM  
Cut the poor and downtrodden a break. farking hell. Cut off a leg from that 20pc and help a brother out.
 
2021-03-01 11:34:48 AM  
Confused. The winning play against rocks is supposed to be paper, not scissors.
 
2021-03-01 11:37:01 AM  
Bet he wasn't hungry after that.
 
2021-03-01 11:39:52 AM  
The victim is just lucky his assailant used a knife and not the spork, otherwise he'd be dead right now.
 
2021-03-01 11:46:06 AM  
I can't see stabbing someone over KFC. Popeyes, yes, but not KFC

Also, what was the employee thinking? Call the cops and stay the f*ck out of it, your nine dollars an hour doesn't mean you have to risk a stabbing
 
2021-03-01 11:53:57 AM  
THE CHICKEN RULES......AGAIN
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Man *breathing hard* gave me a BAD COU-POND.....
 
2021-03-01 11:54:57 AM  
Could have just thrown him a bone
 
2021-03-01 11:56:57 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: I can't see stabbing someone over KFC. Popeyes, yes, but not KFC

Also, what was the employee thinking? Call the cops and stay the f*ck out of it, your nine dollars an hour doesn't mean you have to risk a stabbing


Nah, the only chicken I would stab for Church's Chicken. For Popeye's I would taze, maybe.
 
2021-03-01 12:03:36 PM  
Knife Fight Chicken?
If they were at PopEyes the victim may have gone blind.
 
2021-03-01 12:04:04 PM  
At a KFC? And then I saw the assailant. At this point the witty and profoundly socially unacceptable comments spinning in my head has made me dizzy so I think a bit of a lie down is in order.
 
2021-03-01 12:08:55 PM  

Diogenes: Restaurant sounds like a hard place.


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2021-03-01 12:10:54 PM  
When keeping it real goes wrong...
 
2021-03-01 12:26:44 PM  
KFC always makes me stabby
 
2021-03-01 12:39:41 PM  
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2021-03-01 12:50:26 PM  
He was just protecting his KFC gravy
 
2021-03-01 12:52:18 PM  
Only cops are allowed to use force on someone armed with rocks.
 
2021-03-01 1:29:04 PM  
Is he going to use a Can't Stand The Ground defense?
 
2021-03-01 1:37:37 PM  
just more proof that....

KFC biscuits are rocks.!

 
2021-03-01 1:46:26 PM  

IamTomJoad: Is he going to use a Can't Stand The Ground defense?


I'm thinking the White Castle Doctrine.
 
2021-03-01 1:47:47 PM  
This would never happen to me, because I won't eat KFC, Popeye's only.  I use to like to get the beans and rice with a biscuit or two for my lunch. A black co-worker saw me eating at my desk one day and said, "That's soul food!", with a concerned look on his face. My reply was, "What was I suppose to do, to get permission or something?"
 
2021-03-01 1:52:36 PM  

zimbomba67: This would never happen to me, because I won't eat KFC, Popeye's only.  I use to like to get the beans and rice with a biscuit or two for my lunch. A black co-worker saw me eating at my desk one day and said, "That's soul food!", with a concerned look on his face. My reply was, "What was I suppose to do, to get permission or something?"


This post, in response to a story about a person nearly being stabbed to death, sums up the internet and what it is making us into.
We should probably all kill ourselves now.
 
2021-03-01 1:56:02 PM  
No "Man arrested for eating KFC while black?"

You're slippin, Fark.
 
2021-03-01 1:58:16 PM  

jso2897: zimbomba67: This would never happen to me, because I won't eat KFC, Popeye's only.  I use to like to get the beans and rice with a biscuit or two for my lunch. A black co-worker saw me eating at my desk one day and said, "That's soul food!", with a concerned look on his face. My reply was, "What was I suppose to do, to get permission or something?"

This post, in response to a story about a person nearly being stabbed to death, sums up the internet and what it is making us into.
We should probably all kill ourselves now.


We're all right behind you. Just post after you do it so we know it's our turn.
 
2021-03-01 2:02:46 PM  

Diogenes: IamTomJoad: Is he going to use a Can't Stand The Ground defense?

I'm thinking the White Castle Doctrine.


DANG IT!!!

That's what I get for only reading the headline ;-(
 
2021-03-01 4:13:59 PM  

IamTomJoad: Diogenes: IamTomJoad: Is he going to use a Can't Stand The Ground defense?

I'm thinking the White Castle Doctrine.

DANG IT!!!

That's what I get for only reading the headline ;-(


Also acceptable:  Stand Your Ground Beef
 
2021-03-01 6:50:05 PM  
Fort Liquordale .... hmm ya had a homeless playing with a box cutter follow me for like 6 blocks when i got there the first time looking for a cheap hotel to stay while backpacking ....

not sure of the whole story but i wouln't be letting one close before doing a pre-emptive strike. not in that town.
 
2021-03-01 6:57:14 PM  
interrupting a man eating his lunch is the wrong thing to do. me, i'm a snippy biatchy little troll when i get hungry. totally different person. a good lawyer would get the fellow off IMHO. he was hangry.
 
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